This is dedicated to Ria, or OnyxMedallion, because her Darkness Reborn story inspired me to draw a comic, which meant that I had to draw Impa, which meant that my mind will not recover within the next lifetime from those horrible METAL PUSH UP BRA DEAR GODS MY EYES! Ahem.

Impa glared down at the two green clad children from her monstrous height, gauntleted hands on her hips and metal bra winking in the moonlight. Mido shuddered and felt an uncontrollable urge to gag. He coughed, and the dogs currently gumming his shins worked their teeth up into his kneecaps. Link clutched Mido's arm and swiftly pulled off his bunny hat.

"Eh…hey Impa. L-long time no see…"

Impa huffed, and both boys cringed as she bent down, cleavage swinging dangerously close to their eye level.

"Look at me when I'm talking to you," she said gruffly, and Mido squeaked.

"I'd…I'd rather not…" he muttered, looking down at his legs, which were free of dogs as the poor pups had fled from the well endowed Shiekah.

"I wasn't talking to you, twit." The Shiekah grabbed Link by the shoulder and spoke hurriedly. "Aren't you supposed to be going to Dodongo's cavern right now?"

Link squirmed uncomfortably. "M-maybe…I…um…ran out of money…"

"Does it cost money to enter the cavern?"

"Well, no…but…"

"Then get going!" Impa stood upright again, and threw a round little ball to the ground. There was a flash and a burst of smoke, and when it cleared Mido saw that the Shiekah woman was sprinting out of the market gate. He raised an eyebrow quizzically.

"Uh…Link…?" he asked, eyeing the blond haired boy. "What the hell was that about?"

Link hemmed and hawed for a minute, then smiled blankly and shrugged. "Might as well get going, then!" he said, turning back towards the exit. "Um…Mido…."

"Yeah?"

The blond fidgeted with his gloves, and pulled a letter from nowhere, holding it out to Mido. "Can you sneak into the castle and give this to Princess Zelda? It means a lot to me."

There was a moment's hesitation.

"Sneak into the castle…." Mido said dubiously, "And find Zelda…"

Link smiled. "Its no biggie. I did it before."

Mido considered this bit of information. If this guy could do it, anyone could, and it wasn't like Mido wasn't doomed to begin with. "Ok," he said, taking the letter.

Suddenly, his arm was flung up into the air, and the letter hovered a few inches above it, spinning strangely.

"YOU HAVE A LETTER!" A loud voice cried from nowhere, and Mido screamed mentally from his frozen look of surprise. "THIS IS A LETTER FROM LINK TO PRINCESS ZELDA. WHAT COULD BE INSIDE IT?"

The invisible force holding Mido hostage disappeared, and the kokiri fell to the ground, hastily stuffing the letter into his pocket.

"What the-" he began, looking for Link. Yet Link was already gone. "Figures," he mumbled, getting up and sprinting for the castle just as the dogs gathered enough muster to approach him again.

Now to find Zelda….

Ok, I know, I know, what the heck happened to Mido's fairy? Well, there is a good reason for that. I'll tell you later.