This is what happened to Mido's fairy. Her name is Maga, in no way related to any weird Anime or video game thing, because I am sure some person somewhere has seen an anime character with that name, and I assure you, this drunken fairy is my own. We sit together at night and discuss Lord Byron's poetry when she isn't at the bar. So...here ya go.
Mido winced as a little white fairy zoomed out of the bushes and whacked him fullforce on the side of the head.
"Hey, Maga," he moaned, rubbing his temples. "Why were you gone so long?"
The white female fairy twittered and spun in crazy loops around the Kokiri's feet as he walked up to the castle gate. "Ahve been hayngin wit' Naaviii, yesh," she giggled, dropping as if she'd forgotten how to use her wings, then flapping up to eye height again. "Sheesh got the best, and I mean BESSHT wine thish shide o-o-of HyRULE heheh…"
With that, the drunken fairy slipped into Mido's pocket with a hiccup.
"Night." She murmured, and Mido rolled his eyes, blinking as the sun rolled over the horizon.
Mystery solved.
