Sarah: Ow...my butt!
Aang: What about it?
Sarah: Um, it HURTS! DUH!
Aang: Sorry.
Sokka: You landed right on it when you fell out of the sky.
Katara: Well, I can't do your hair like mine if you can't sit down. Sorry.
Sarah: Oh, it's fine, my mom would have a fit if I got my hair like that anyway. She hates your hair.
Katara: Well, sorry. It's not my fault she hates it...wait a minute. How does your mom know me?
Sarah: You guys...in fact this entire world- don't really exist in my world. We can watch anything you do from the TV.
Sokka: It's the creepiest thing I've ever seen and I don't like it.
Sarah: You liked Napoleon Dynamite.
Sokka: Only because it was so dumb!
Sarah: But you still liked it.
Sokka: So?
Sarah:...nothing, I was just trying to prove my point.
Sokka: Didn't you write a story about me missing my dad and getting beat up and vomiting and making out?
Sarah: Oh yeah, I did, and I had a lot of fun with it too.
Katara: Vomiting? Sokka hasn't vomited since he chugged a whole barrel of stewed sea prunes. That was hilarious!
Sokka: (Blushing) I only did that because you dared me to, Katara.
(Long silence)...
Sokka: Why me Sarah? Why? Why couldn't it have been Aang or Zuko?
Sarah: Because I said, that's why.
Aang: I don't want to be the center of your delusional story. You can count me out on that.
Sarah: Oh, come ON! My stories aren't that bad, are they?
Katara: Define bad.
Sarah: Um... Awful. blood-curdling, smack-you-in-the-face bad.
Katara: ...um...no...of coarse not. (Rolls her eyes to the sky innocently)
Sarah: Mmm hmm.
Tweek: (Standing in the center of Sarah's trashed house with an evil grin on his face) THAT WAS SOOOOO MUCH FUN!
Dani: Yeah, but now what do we do?
Tweek: I don't see why we couldn't go in with Sarah. She probably won't be back for a while now.
Dani: NO! I'm sick of that little goth punk bitch hanging around. I want to stay here!
Tweek: Dani, you sound like a whiny 5-year old. Come on, I want to make sure she's alright.
Dani: Oh, fine. Come on, Tweek.
(Tweek and Dani jump into the purple vortex in the sink)
Tweek & Dani: AAAAAAAAAHHHH...Wow, it DOES smell like cheese in here...AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
(Both land on top of Sarah and Sokka, who were sitting together on Aapa's saddle)
Sarah: OMG! I can't beleive you decided to join me!
Katara: More strange people?
Aang: Who are you guys?
Tweek: I'm Tweek and this is my girlfriend Dani. Pleasure to meet you, Aang.
Aang: They know our names too?
Sarah: Yup. Sorry, but they can watch you too. THEY CAN WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE!
Aang: Does that mean they can see me when I'm going to the bathroom?
Dani: Yeah, but that dosn't mean we'd want to...UGH!
Aang: Well...uh...what do you guys want to do? We shouldn't be at the North Pole for a while.
Katara: We could play eye spy!
Sokka: (stares at her sister like she's crazy)
Katara: Just a thought...
Sarah: I KNOW! (Digs throught the group bag)
Sokka: What are you looking for?
Sarah: A bottle!
Sokka: Why do you need a bottle?
Sarah: SO WE CAN PLAY SPIN-THE-BOTTLE, duh!
Sokka: How do you play?
Sarah: Well, we all sit in a circle and take turns spinning it, and whoever spins it gets to kiss the person who the bottle points to, unless the person is the same sex, of coarse.
Sokka: Um...okay.
(A few moments later, everyone's sitting in a circle on Aapa's saddle and Sokka's covered in Sarah's, Katara's, and Dani's kisses)
Sokka: (Very upset) I hate this game.
Tweek: Well, man you're lucky!
Sokka: Why, because I'm covered in girl slobber?
Sarah: ...Well, anyway, the score is: Tweek: 0, (Tweek pouts) Dani: 1 from Aang and 2 from Sokka, (Dani shudders) Me: 9 from Sokka, 1 from Aang,
Aang: 5 from Katara and 2 from Dani, and Katara: 4 from Aang, 1 from Sokka, and 7 from Tweek...and the winner is...KATARA! YEAH!
Katara: YEAH! I 'm a boy magnet!
Dani: Show off.
Tweek: Oh, COME ON! I didn't get ONE kiss?
Sarah: Nope. Well, except for that time you spun the bottle and it landed on Momo, but Momo dosn't count.
Momo: (Death stare)
Dani: Hey look! is that Zuko's ship?
Sarah: I don't know...is it?
Aang: YES! COME ON, LET'S GO!
Tweek: Woah, woah, hey wait! Where are we going exactly?
Aang: AWAY FROM HERE!
Tweek: Oh yeah, that's specific.
Sokka: GET THE LED OUT AANG!
Aang: YIP YIP! ...YIP YIP!...COME ON AAPA! YIP YIP!
Aapa: (Thinking thoughts about why he got into this mess) Moooooo...(Kicks into gear and goes full speed away from Zuko's ship)
TO BE CONTINUED...
Sarah: OH BOY! A CLIFFY...ON THE FIRST CHAPTER!