Sarah: Well, I'm back. TIME TO WRITE...that's gonna be kind of difficult because I'm tied to the mast on Zuko's ship right now, jeez.

Sokka: Man, I'm starving!

Katara: Oh, boy. That's a shock.

Sokka: Mm hm. It's a real shock, Katara.

Aang: Sokka, you'll live. Right now we need to find a way off the ship!

Zuko: Be quiet, Avatar. I have you and your friends-and wait a minute...who's this? (Looking over at Sarah)

Sarah: I'm jOE mOTHAR, how, do you do, Zuko? (Grinning maniacly)

Zuko: Well, jOE mOTHAR, I'm gonna destroy you if you make any false moves, so don't.

Sokka: (Trying his hardest not to burst into laughter) Don't mess with this guy, "jOE mOTHAR," got it?

Sarah: Okey-dokey, Sokka...gee, if I could kiss you I would, you know that?

Sokka: Uh...yeah.

Zuko: SHUT UP! I'll be back to check on you in 20 minutes, so don't make any false moves, got it?

Katara: Okay.

Sarah: Really? You mean it? You're just gonna let him take Aang away?

Aang: Nuh-uh. We got a plan. Hey, Tweek, hand me your swiss army knife, will ya?

Tweek: ...But it's shiny!

Dani: Give him the dong-daged knife, Tweek

Tweek: (very upset) Fine. (Hands the knife to Aang)

Aang: Now if I can just cut loose the ropes...YEAH!

Sarah: What!

Aang: Uh, nevermind.

Sokka: Aang, don't exclaim like that unless there's a good reason. You actually had me hoping we could get out of here and get something to eat!

Katara&Dani: Aw, jeez. (rolling their eyes)

Sarah: It's okay, Sokka. If your'e really that hungry, maybe you can gnaw through the ropes for us!

Tweek: HAHAHAHAHAHA...What? It...was...kind of...funny...- -U

Sarah: Okay then. Well, what do you want to do in the meantime?

Sokka: (dissapointed) Heah...I dunno.

Tweek: Um...we could just talk.

Dani: About what, Tweek? W'e're tied to a mast. Not much to converse about.

Sarah: Um...the ocean's kind of nice.

Sokka: Yeah...it's full of fish...(getting a dreamy look in his eyes)...mmmm...cured salmon...

Sarah: You're so cute when you're obsessing over food!

Dani: Oh puh-leeze!

Zuko: (walking back to the mast) I'M BACK!

Sarah: That was a short wait. We didn't even get a chance to escape!

Zuko: I know, jOE mOTHAR. (Sokka cracks up) That's the point, you know, to make sure you don't try to escape. NOW SHUT UP! (turning to Sokka)

Sarah: QUIT TELLIN' ME AND MY SMEXY BOYFRIEND TO SHUT UP!

Zuko: You think this pathetic creature is sexy?

Sarah: Smexy. There's a difference there.

Zuko: Whatever. You know, you should be a little more courteous that I let you LIVE at all, jOE mOTHAR.

Sarah: Hey, I got to die sometime. Pssh. I don't think that you really think that I can get out of here, huh, Zuko-sama?

Zuko: SHUT UP!

Sarah: I DON'T WANNA. (Sticks out here tongue)

Zuko: (Turinig red in the face while everyoe's all nervous) YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME, BIZZNITCH?

Sarah: YEAH, LET'S GO! AGNI-KAI, AT SUNSET!

Sokka: Um, Sarah, what the heck do you think you're doing? YOU CAN'T FIREBEND!

Sarah: Um...oh yeah...I guess I got a little carried away...sorry...

Aang: Um...this ain't good.

Dani: NO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE SARAH HAD TO ACT CRAZY!

Sarah: DON'T YELL AT ME!

Zuko: And let's make this a little more interesting, kay? You win, I'll feed you and your friends and let you go, you lose, and I get to throw you overbaord and keep the

Avatar. Do we have a deal?

Sokka: YES!...Oops...

Sarah: SOKKA!

Zuko: Agni-Kai it is then. See ya, jOE mOTHAR.

Sarah: Well...that's not too great there. Um, Sokka...WHY?

Sokka: Sorry, I couldn't control myself. (Frowning) STUPID METABOLISM!

Sarah: Now how am I going to get us out of this mess?