Sakura's Period
Ever wondered what it would be like when a female Kaiju got there period? Well now you'll know.
It all started on a normal day, just like this one, when suddenly…
"JUNIOR! CLEAN UP THIS MESS!" roared Sakura. Junior came out of his cave shaking in fear. Godzilla poked his head out and widened his eyes. Sakura looked different, she looked…scary. Her hair was a complete mess, she was a little bloated and her usually happy face was cold and hardened.
"Don't leave your toys out here again! I don't want to see this island in a complete disaster!" Sakura stormed off to her cave. Junior looked as her, so did Godzilla and Angilias, expect for females, they were all cranky too.
Suddenly all the girls got together and started to argue soon led to a cat fight. Ghidorah made cat sounds and all the girls stopped. They looked at him for a minute and then beat the pulp out of him.
"Father what's wrong with Sakura?" asked Junior.
"I don't know, somehow once a month all the females are like this…I better go talk to Sakura…" replied Godzilla.
Godzilla went up to his and Sakura's cave and saw Sakura grumbling to herself.
"Um Sakura can we talk…" he asked.
"What is it!" she rudely replied. Godzilla was starting to get angry.
"Why have you been acting like this?"
"You don't know! Figures you wouldn't know all men are dense!" Godzilla was steaming.
"NOW LISTEN HERE! YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME ALL YOU WANT! BUT WHEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE…OH I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU!" Sakura sat there stunned. Her mouth hanged open and her eyes were as wide as saucers. She couldn't believe what she just heard! She looked at her mate and glared.
"What kind of a statement was that!" Godzilla roared. Suddenly he and Sakura got into an argument all the other monsters were watching them throw insult after insult. I can't even say some of the words that they are saying. Rodan covered Junior's ears and Junior covered Rodan's ears. All the females were cheering for Sakura. Then Sakura shouted:
"OK, OK! I'M ON MY PERIOD! THAT'S WHAT HUMANS CALL IT! IT'S WHEN FEMALES GET CRANKY, CRAVE CHOCLATE AND GET REALLY BAD STOMACH CRAMPS! THERE NOW DO YOU KNOW WHY WE FEMALES ARE CRANKY!" Godzilla and all the other males feverishly nodded there heads, "Good…now me and the ladies are going to get some candy! Come on Girls!" All the girls started screaming and headed to the ocean. The males just looked at them in awe mouths hanging open.
Well there you have! That's what happens when you a Kaiju period
Note: this is before any of the other kids were even born! NO FLAMES!