Never Trust A Stranger (Who's Got Yellow Eyes)
(to the tune of "She's be coming round the mountain")
---ALL: Never trust a stranger who's got yellow eyes,
Never trust a stranger who's got yellow eyes.
You must never trust a stranger,
Never ever trust a stranger,
Never trust a stranger who's got yellow eyes.
---HANK: Well, a lady said she'd guide us for a song.
She seemed nice, but don'tcha know it, we were wrong.
As a human she was pretty,
As a spider t'was a pity,
She was minging, but by golly, she was strong!
---ALL: Never trust a stranger who's got yellow eyes,
Never trust a lovely lady full of lies,
You must never trust a stranger,
Never ever trust a stranger,
Never trust a stranger who's got yellow eyes.
---PRESTO: It was flattering when Merlin 'prenticed me,
I'm myopic though, so I could barely see
When old Venger showed his face
And began to smash up the place,
Now if only someone'd come to set me free!
---ALL: Never trust a stranger who's got yellow eyes,
Never know, it could be Venger in disguise.
You must never trust a stranger,
Never ever trust a stranger,
Never trust a stranger who's got yellow eyes.
---ERIC: It was nice to be proposed to by a Queen,
And it had slipped my mind I wasn't yet eighteen.
But alas, I had to ditch her
When she turned into a creature
For more hideous than I had ever seen!
---ALL: Never trust a stranger who's got yellow eyes.
Never ever trust them, thus to summarise...
HANK: So just listen to your Ranger...
ALL: You can always trust a stranger,
But it's dangerous if they've got yellow eyes!