Friends: The complete Eleventh Season
By: Shadowfan90563
Episode 3: The One with All the News
Disclaimer: See Chapter 2.
Author's Note: There is no Author's Note! Sorry! Wait, if this chapter is a little shorter, don't be alarmed. I'm just having a wee bit of writer's block
Summary: Every member of the gang goes to Westchester. (Monica and Chandler's House) The entire gang has a new development in their life to tell.
(Monica and Chandler's house)
"Hey Mon," Chandler said, "Why don't we have a big gang gathering here? You know, to tell them about us." Chandler had made Monica pregnant the other night, despite his low class sperm and Monica's unprepared uterus.
"That's actually a good idea!" Monica said as she fed Erica, "You actually came up with a serious idea!" Chandler gave a slightly criticizing look.
"Hey," he said mockingly, "Don't rub it in, it was hard to do!" Monica rolled her eyes.
Title screen
(Ross and Rachel's apartment)
Ross was talking on the phone.
"Hey Rach," Ross said, "Mon and Chandler are having a get-together at Westchester. You want to come?"
"Sure," Rachel said.
(Phoebe and Mike's place)
Phoebe is asleep, along with Mike. The phone rang, waking them both up.
"IT'S SATURDAY!" Phoebe screamed, "I didn't ask for a damn wake up call!" Mike got up and answered the phone. After a lot of talking, Phoebe said,
"Who was it?" She asked.
"It was Monica and Chandler," he said, "They want us to come see them in Westchester."
"Oh," Phoebe said, then it looked like wheels and gears were turning in her head,
"I have to take a pregnancy test!" she said running into the bathroom. While she was in the bathroom Mike thought to himself, "I might be a DAD!" Phoebe ran out of the bathroom with the most ecstatic look on her face,
"WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"I'M GONNA BE A DAD!" Mike replied in equal voice intensity.
(Joey's Apartment)
Joey woke up with the chick pecking his "thing".
"YAH!" he screamed in terror, "Don't peck me there!" The phone started to ring. Joey picked it up.
"Hello?" He said.
"Hey Joey," Chandler said, "Do you think you might want to come over today?"
"Sure!" Joey said with a very happy look on his face, "When can I come?"
"We're having the get-together at 2:00," Chandler informed.
"I'll be there," Joey said.
(Monica and Chandler's house) 2:00PM
Everyone is on the edge of they're seats waiting to share their secrets. Joey was with Nanette.
"Everyone," Monica said, "Chandler and I have a big surprise for all of you."
"What?" Mike said looking suspiciously in Monica's eyes.
"We're having a baby!" Chandler said in the most ecstatic voice he could make.
Everything was silent; everyone who had another secret was busy scrambling to think of how to tell their surprises. They finally just gave up with it and congratulated them. About 3 hours of celebrating and drinking, Rachel and Ross broke the celebrating with their surprise.
"We also have something to tell all of you," Ross said. The room was completely silent.
"We're having another baby too!" Rachel said with the equal tone of Chandler's voice earlier.
"So are we!" Mike screamed in unison with Phoebe.
"THIS IS NANETTE!" Joey screamed over all the pregnancy news.
"Hi, Nanette!" everyone said at once. They continued to spread the fun around.
Names
"So, we might have all our babies on the same day?" Phoebe asked.
"We might," Rachel said back.
"Yeah, right!" Monica said without moving her lips.
"We might be the baby sextet!" Phoebe said happily.
"Phoebe," Ross said, "We already are!"
"No," She replied, "I mean the six of us might have our babies on the same day!
END
Writer's Block sucks. I am willing to take suggestions. Don't say what the episode name should be though. (I like doing that!)