Friends: The Complete Eleventh Season
Episode 4: The One with the Huge Step Forward
By: Shadowfan90563
Author's Note: I know you are all on the edge of your seats for this. Just so you know, if I don't update for a while, don't be alarmed. It could be 1. I'm on vacation, 2. I'm having writer's block. Never fear though, for I WILL SUCCED! (Maniacal Laughter). Special thanks to Miss Mione for the spelling error in the title! I can't believe I did that! You will all LOVE this episode! I'm flowing with ideas! P.S. Let me know if I'm descriptive enough.
Summary: Joey and Nanette make an amazingly early step forward in their relationship.
(Joey and Rachel's Apartment)
Joey and Nanette are in their room, having just finished "Doing it".
"Hey, Nanette," Joey said, "I was wondering, since the others are having babies, we should have one too."
"Oh," Nanette said with obvious intrigue, "Well, that would mean we have to get married."
"Oh, yeah," Joey replied obviously not having thought about it, "Well, why don't we?"
"You're nuts!" Nanette exclaimed, "We can't get married! We've only been going out for 2 weeks!"
"Ross got married around that time," Joey said.
"Well, I do like you," Nanette said, "You know what, yeah, let's get married!"
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(Rachel's Room)
Rachel has just woken up. There is some noise outside of her room. She walks out of her room to see what all the noise is about.
"Hey, Rach," Joey said, "We've got our own set of news, finally!"
"The gathering was yesterday," Rachel said with a smirk, which was followed by an evil look.
"We're getting married," Nanette announced.
"Okay," Rachel said, "I'm obviously dreaming, I'm going back to bed." About 2 hours later, Rachel came out.
"We're getting married," Joey repeated.
"NO WAY!" Rachel exclaimed, "You've been dating for 2 weeks!" There was a short pause, "You're pregnant!" she accused Nanette with a pointed finger.
"Not yet," Nanette replied.
"So, you're planning to?" She said.
"Yes, we are!" Joey said.
"Cool," Rachel said, "Another pregnant friend."
(Ross's Apartment)
Rachel comes in to the apartment looking somewhat winded.
"Well," She said as Ross was holding Emma, "Joey and Nanette are getting married."
"No way!" Ross said, "They just started dating!"
"I know," Rachel replied, "That's as stupid as that guy who went out with that British girl, and married her!" There was a short pause then she said,
"Who was that idiot?" Another extremely long pause came along.
"IT WAS ME!" Ross yelled, frightening Emma.
"Oh," Rachel said without moving her eyes.
"Just don't make fun of my failed marriages," He said with veins popping out of his temple.
"Sorry," Rachel said, "I just forgot about the whole thing."
"That's fine," Ross replied, "I'll forgive you if… you admit that WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
"NO we weren't!" Rachel said, it looked like their first fight as an engaged couple was about to happen.
"Yes we were!" Ross said, "You knew, you just hate to be proven wrong."
"No," Rachel replied, "I knew that I was freaking angry at you for going bad on the agreement!"
"Freaking angry?" Ross said in the enraged voice from many episodes, "You made my girlfriend shave her head!"
"You should have been happy," Rachel said, "You wouldn't have read my letter," She was interrupted by Ross,
"Which was so boring that I fell asleep!" Ross snapped.
"You know," she said, "You can take back your stupid ring!" She ripped it off her finger and threw it in the toilet. She left in a huff. Grudgingly, Ross went in to the bathroom, and began to decide how to get the ring out of the toilet.
(Monica and Chandler's House)
Monica is feeding the twins, both at the same time
"Chandler," She said, "Come in here, I have a trick to show to you."
"Does it involve nudity?" Chandler said hopefully.
"Topless nudity, yes," She said with a sly grin. Chandler quickly came in.
"That's not topless nudity!" Chandler said angrily, "That's 2 babies blocking the best things Mother Nature has to offer us men!"
"You're weird." Monica said.
"I'm not weird," Chandler said, "I just respond to my hormones."
"Alright," Monica said, "Let me finish feeding these two. In the meantime, go get a condom ready."
"Yes!" Chandler said, and then he thought to himself, "I am the luckiest man on Earth."
(Mike and Phoebe's place)
Mike has woken up next to Phoebe; he is still a little tired though.
"Phoebe?" He said to her, "How come your stomach isn't growing?"
"Have you ever had a kid?" Phoebe asked impatiently.
"No."
"Oh, Okay," Phoebe said, "it takes a little while for my boobs and stomach to start growing. Ooh! I finally have my wish!"
"What was that?" Mike asked.
"I've always wanted to have massive boobs!" She said excitedly.
(Ross's Apartment)
Ross is sitting on his bathroom floor wondering how to get the ring out of the toilet. He decided to see if Emma would do it for him.
"Emma," Ross said as he picked her up and put her down by the toilet, "That's Mommy's ring in there, can you get it?" Emma must have understood, because she actually reached into the toilet and fished the ring out.
"Thank you, Emma!" Ross said, as he grabbed the ring, Emma pulled herself up to the toilet, she sat down like she was pooping, and she fell in, making water go everywhere.
"Oh my god!" Ross said, "It's always something in this apartment." He decided he had to get her out; there was an ear-splitting scream from the baby in the toilet. Ross grabbed some Toilet Paper and stuffed some in both ears. He then grabbed her and tried to lift her out, but she wouldn't budge. He then called Joey's apartment to see if Rachel was there.
"Joey?" Ross said, "Is Rach there?"
"Yeah she is," Joey said, "hang on. Hey Rach! Ross is calling you."
"Look," Rachel said, "I need to be alone for awhile."
"That doesn't matter right now!" Ross said with a shaky voice, "Emma's stuck in the toilet!"
"No way!" Rachel said, "I'll be there, in the meantime, call a mechanic."
"Why?" Ross inquired.
"We may need to cut the seat off," she said.
"That'll cost a fortune!" Ross screamed.
"Our baby is stuck in the toilet!" Rachel said, "Do you really care what it'll cost!"
"A little bit," Ross replied, he hung up the phone and called "Quick Mechanics". The phone rang and some 69 year old answered the phone,
"Quick Mechanics," He said in the most lifeless voice Ross had ever heard, "What's your problem?"
"Hi, my baby is stuck in the toilet," Ross said just realizing how stupid that sounded, "Could you come out and give us a hand?"
"That's the lamest prank call we've had here in a long time!" The old guy laughed.
"It's not a joke!" Ross said as the old man hung up the phone. About 5 minutes later Rachel arrived.
"Did the Mechanic come?" Rachel said.
"No," Ross replied, "they thought it was a prank call!"
"Who did you call?" Rachel interrogated.
"Quick Mechanics," Ross declared.
"They suck!" Rachel said, "They didn't even believe that Joey's refrigerator was broken!"
"Then who do you want me to call?" Ross asked.
"Call Megachanics," Rachel said. So, Ross went to the phone and called them.
"Hi," Ross said, "Can you come over and cut our toilet seat?"
"What do you have a baby stuck in it!" The Mechanic said.
"Yes!" Ross said, "Our apartment is on Grove Street near Central Perk. The Number is 9.
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The Mechanics actually got Emma unstuck without cutting the toilet seat. They just used the magical lubricant.
"How does butter always work that way?" Ross asked.
"Butter is the only product we use at Megachanics!" The Mechanic said, "Would you like to know how much it costs." They all went to the door.
"How much does Megachanics Brand butter cost?" Ross asked.
"50 per stick!" The mechanic said. They immediately shut the door.
(Sorry if this seems too rushed, it will all make sense in the end)