Friends: The Complete Eleventh Season

By: Shadowfan90563

Author's Note: No author's note this time, bye-bye!

Episode 7: The One with Monica's Sonogram

Summary: Monica gets amazing pregnancy news. Phoebe still thinks the world will explode.

(Joey's apartment)

Joey woke up on November 21st; only four days before Chandler's least favorite holiday. He decided to go check on the Chick and the Duck. The door opened and he came out. He went to the box, but they weren't there. He obviously didn't think anything of it, because he just went into the bathroom. The sound of a toilet flushing and water running could be heard, signifying that he was finished. He came out, went back to the box, and finally realized there was something wrong.

"CHICK JR!" he yelled, "DUCK JR! Where did you go!"

(Title Screen)

He knew they were not in the foos ball table. Monica had made sure of that. He decided to go over to Nanette's and look there.

"Nanette!" He said pounding on the door. She came out in rather skimpy pajamas.

"Wow!" Joey said, "You've never worn that before!"

"Well, I usually don't wear anything when I'm with you," She said sensually, "What's wrong?"

"The chick and the duck are missing!" He said.

"The two birds?" Nanette said, "They're right here." She pointed to the two pecking at numerous articles of French furniture.

"So, how you doin'?" Joey said in the same sensual voice.

"Yeah, it's still a little early," Nanette said back smiling, "You wanna?"

"YEAH!" Joey exclaimed as they started kissing passionately. They headed for the bedroom.

(Monica and Chandler's house)

Chandler woke up with a soft hand on his bare chest. Monica had woken him up.

"We need to call Rachel and ask her and Ross to baby sit the kids." She said.

"Why?" Chandler asked.

"We have to go to Dr. Conelly's office for my first sonogram!" Monica replied excitedly.

"Why don't you just ask Phoebe and Mike?" Chandler responded in a tired voice, "They need the experience anyway."

"Damn it!" Monica exclaimed, "The baby's making me lose the ability to come up with good ideas!" Chandler picked up the phone and dialed Phoebe and Mike's apartment.

(Phoebe and Mike's Apartment)

The phone rang. Phoebe woke up and screamed.

"The world's going to end today!" She screamed like she was being murdered. Mike, as though there was nothing new, picked up the phone.

"Hello?" Mike said.

"Hey, Mike," Chandler said, "We need you and Phoebe to baby sit around noon."

"Okay," Mike said, "Bye." He hung up the phone.

"Phoebe," He said, "Mon and Chandler need us to baby sit Jack and Erica at noon."

"WHAT!" Phoebe shouted.

"Phoebe," Mike scolded, "All the neighbors are going to think that you're dying."

"I can't be with a child the day the world explodes!" Phoebe said matter-of-factly.

"The world is not going to end!" Mike said.

"Yes it is!"

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

"SHUT UP!" a neighbor across the hall shouted, "Some of us are trying to sleep!"

"I told you." Mike said to Phoebe.

(Dr. Conelly's office)

On the screen was a black and white picture. Monica and Chandler were both looking for the baby. Dr. Conelly was also looking quite hard.

"We'll need to find the baby in it first." Dr. Conelly said, "I'll be right back." After a few moments of silence, Monica said,

"God, I hope nothing's wrong."

"No way, we've been trying forever." Chandler said, "Nothing could go wrong." Another couple of minutes passed. Finally, Dr. Conelly came in.

"We now know why we can't find the baby." Dr. Conelly said.

"Well, why?" Monica asked.

"The embryo, um, isn't developing." He said.

"What does that mean?" Chandler asked.

"I'm afraid that you've had a miscarriage." The doctor said.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Two cliffhangers in two episodes. Stop me I'm on fire! Review… now!