Friends: The Complete Eleventh Season
By: Shadowfan90563
Episode 8: The One after the Sonogram
Author's note: You're all great. I haven't ever had a story this successful in my entire writing career! I'll try to even out the spaces between chapters OK?
Summary: Monica has a tragedy with her pregnancy. Joey has trouble with the chick and the duck.
(Dr. Conelly's office)
"I'm afraid you've had a miscarriage," Dr. Conelly said.
"But," Monica said choked up, "how can this happen?"
"Well," Dr. Conelly said, "Like we said in our previous visit, you both have problems with the sperm and egg cells."
"What does THAT mean?" Chandler asked.
"It means that you will probably not ever have a kid from your genes." Dr. Conelly said.
"If I wasn't in advertising," Chandler said, "I might actually understand what you're talking about."
(Title Sequence)
(Monica and Chandler's House)
Phoebe and Mike are babysitting Jack and Erica. Phoebe is sweating like mad and is shaking all over.
"Phoebe," Mike said, "you should have these crazy superstitions more often. It puts Erica right to sleep!"
"For your information," Phoebe snapped back, "I'm going to be holding a baby when the world bows up!"
"What time is this 'tragedy' going to occur?" Mike asked using the "air quotes".
"My psychic said 3:00." Phoebe said. Mike looked at his watch.
"Honey," He said, "its 3:59 in the afternoon."
"My psychic's ass is SO fired!" Phoebe shouted.
"But, I thought it was a dream," Mike said.
"Yeah, that bitch always got in my head." Phoebe said. After a few minutes, Monica and Chandler walked in.
"How was the sonogram?" Phoebe said. There was a long pause and Chandler said,
"We had a miscarriage," Chandler said, "But, that doesn't really matter, we're kind of used to it now!"
"You two have had a miscarriage before and never told me!" Phoebe shouted.
"NO!" Monica said pinching Chandler's armpit, (OW!) "I think he means that we've always had crazy pregnancy stuff."
(Ross's apartment)
Ross's phone rang; Rachel came out and answered it.
"Hello?" She said.
"Hi." Monica sobbed.
"You seem upset," Rachel said, "What's wrong?"
"I'm never going to have a baby!" Monica said through sobs.
"You and Chandler just got pregnant," Rachel said utterly confused, "You drank Jack Daniels again didn't you?" Rachel accused.
"No! I only did that once!" Monica said back, "Still, that was a hell of a night!"
"Seriously," Rachel said, "What the hell happened?"
"We had a miscarriage," Monica said before bursting into tears.
"Oh, my God!" Rachel said. She put her hand over the speaker of the phone. "Ross!" Ross came to the phone.
"What's wrong?" He said.
"I think she drank Jack Daniels again." Rachel whispered as she gave Ross the phone, "Now she thinks she had a miscarriage."
"Damn it Mon!" Ross said, "You need to stop that!"
"What?"
"Rachel told me you drank too much Jack Daniels!" Ross said unaware of the current tragedy, "You should at least mix it with some diet soda!"
(Nanette's Apartment)
Nanette was brushing her teeth when Joey came through the door.
"NANETTE!" Joey screamed.
"What!" Nanette said alarmed.
"The chick and the duck are dead!" Joey shouted.
"Oh no!" Nanette said.
"Yeah, I think they swallowed my golf balls!" Joey said.
"Ah, well, nothing you can do," Nanette said casually. When she left the room she started dancing.
(NAMES)
(Ross's Apartment)
Someone knocked on the door; Rachel came to the door and opened it. Monica came in and slapped Rachel on the face.
"That's for being a bitch!" Monica said as she walked over to Ross and hugged him.
"THAT'S for caring!" She said as she stormed out the door.