Friends: The Complete Eleventh Season
By: Shadowfan90563
Episode 10: The One Where Rachel Moves In
Author's Note: I shall be making more updates now. I don't go back to school until September, so I will be creating plots, episodes, and jokes from cunning to downright idiotic! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Synopsis: Rachel moves in with Ross. Rachel catches Ross singing one of the songs by Ross, Chandler, and Gandalf's former band and has a hard time keeping the secret.
(Ross's Apartment)
Ross was in his apartment longing companionship. It finally occurred to him that He and Rachel still did not live together. He decided he would go to the coffeehouse and ask. He went to the bathroom to comb his hair and put gel in it. He noticed the comb and gel.
"Well, no one's around." he thought. He picked up the gel and said,
"Oh! This is unbelievable that you would nominate Way/No Way for a Grammy. And now, as best new band, I shall perform our debut single, "She Feels Weird Since I've Been Gone…" He faked the crowd cheer. He obviously didn't hear the door close and started to sing.
"She's the glorious star of the galaxy,
My unrequited dream,
I only wish, I could tell her how I feel…
But now that I'm off at college,
She feels weird since I've been gone (Chandler: She thinks I'm a geek)
She feels weird since I've been gone (Chandler: She makes me feel like a freak)
He heard a snicker. He turned around and saw Rachel with wide eyes and a smirk.
BEGIN SONG
So no one told you that was gonna be this way (clapclapclapclap)
Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like your always stuck in second gear,
And when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,
But…
I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to fall)
I'll be there for you (Like I been there before)
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me toooooooooooooooooo.
END SONG
(Central Perk)
The six of them (excluding Mike and Nanette) were sitting in the coffeehouse talking, with Ross blushing furiously and Rachel trying to keep from laughing.
"Shhhhhhh" Ross warned with the "quiet!" hand gesture. Rachel's eyes started to water. Ross did the praying hand jesture. Rachel looked like she was about to snap.
"ROSS SINGS IN HIS BATHROOM WITH A COMB!" Rachel screamed at the top of her lungs. Everyone within the coffeehouse area either snickered or flat out laughed. Gunther was not far away and was laughing rather loudly. He was clearly enjoying this new ammunition to Ross whenever his rage bursts from his love for Rachel.
"What did he sing!" Phoebe asked in between laughs.
"Well, apparently I felt weird while Ross was in college." Rachel laughed.
"Oh, my God!" Chandler shouted, "That one sucked!" Ross looked at Chandler with a look that said "HEY!" "Yeah, I should NOT be talking should I?" He said. Everyone shook their heads.
"Anyway," Rachel said fully releived with herself, "I started packing up my stuff to move in with you, hopefully within today."
"I'LL HELP! I'LL HELP!" Monica yelled, "I LIVE FOR THIS!"
"Monica I think you're going a LITTLE bit insane." Chandler remarked.
"Rachel I promise you," Monica said heroicly, "I will have you moved in TODAY!"
"Okay, 'Superwoman'" ('signafies air quotes) Chandler said, "I'll just go over to Ross's and drink a beer or something."
"Hey!" Joey said, "I picked up 3 tickets to the Rangers game today!"
"I think I'll pass." Ross said.
"Why?" Joey said.
FLASHBACK
(Madison Square Garden, 1994)
Chandler: See buddy, This all you needed. A bunch of angry Canadians hittin' each other with sticks.
Ross: Pass It! Pass It!
(Puck flies out of arena)FWOOOOOOOOOSH!( Puck hits Ross in the nose) THWACK!
END FLASHBACK
"Yeah," Chandler said, "You know some people say that DOESN'T happen every hockey game!"
(Joey and Rachel's apartment)
Monica is alone with a plethora of boxes packed and looking quite proud of herself. Rachel, having just woken up from her nap, came out of her room and said,
"WHAT. THE. HELL!" She screamed.
"What?" Monica inquired quizzically, "All I did was pack!"
"Yeah," Rachel said, "One box a minute!"
"Pretty much." Monica replied.
(2 hour's later at Ross and now Rachel's Apartment)
Rachel used her new key and saw that Monica had unpacked everything and put it in the EXACT same place as it was previously located when Rachel lived there before and was now sitting on the couch.
"OH MY GOD!" Rachel said, "Is your ass on fire or anything?"
"No, it was just fun." She replied. They heard singing in the distance. Rachel immediately knew who it was.
"Stay here," She said to Monica, "Mommy's gonna bust the fake rock star."
"Emotional Knapsack" Ross sang in the bathroom, humming the synthesizer beat as well.
"You really don't use common sense do you?" Rachel asked in the same playful voice used before.
Executive Producers
Marta Kauffman
David Crane
Kevin S. Bright
(Ross and Rachel's apartment)
Monica was lying down peacefully on the leather couch, when Rachel came running out of the bathroom.
"HE'S SINGING AGAIN!" She screamed being followed by Ross.
"YOU GOSSIPING BITCH!" Ross yelled as he ran after her. After they were gone Monica said to herself,
"They're so sweet together."
(Bye-Bye. I'll be updating soon)