Friends: The Complete Eleventh Season
By: Shadowfan90563
Author's Note: I'm back baby! I can keep you guys happy! Get ready for some serious updating!
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Chapter 11: The One With Joey's Wedding
It was finally the day of Joey's entry into real companionship. He was very happy about the warm, fuzzy feeling he got whenever he thought about the fact that he would end up married today, but, he was just starting to realize the fact that he will never be with another woman until the sweet release of death. He decided that it didn't matter, he loved Nanette and would be fine waking up to her face every day until the day he died. He looked at the clock, seeing that it read 9:06 AM. He did some math and realized that it would only be nine hours until he would be married. He was proud of himself for doing such difficult math, so he kissed Nanette lightly on her forehead and drifted off to sleep.
(Monica and Chandler's House)
Monica woke up next to Chandler with a power-tripping smile. She got the controlling, yet sweet feeling that she got when she thought about planning another wedding. Finally, after the oddly unsettling feeling of barking orders at Chandler, Ross, and Joey, she also went back to sleep.
(Happy Chapel of Marriage)
Joey was in a full length, 500 dollar tuxedo. He tried to adjust his pants, angry that Rachel had made him wear underwear. He finally got comfortable, and heard the familiar tune cueing him to walk down the aisle. He got the same warm, tingling feeling and walked down the city of flowers.
Nanette was in an unbelievably beautiful dress and vale. She also got the strange feeling that Joey got earlier and heard the famous song asking her to come through the town of beauty. Her father Lawrence at her side, she took a deep breath and walked.
The crazy feeling vanished when she saw her Bridesmaids, her sister Rayn, her best friend Karen, and her maid of honor, Bonnie. Joey also felt comforted when he looked over at his groomsmen, Ross, Mike, and best man Chandler. Father Loinavich spoke the words Joey knew all too well, and asked them to say their vows.
Joey said, "Nanette, I've only known you for a couple months, but I know that I love you, and I can not wait to spend the rest of my life with you. I know everyone else is just as happy as I am, because you are the one, my soul mate, the one I love."
"Miss Remelo," Father Loinavich said, "it is now your turn to tell Joey how you feel about him."
"I, uh, actually, don't have my vows written," She said, "but I do know what I want to say." She threw caution to the wind and took Joey to the ground and started kissing him violently. She didn't know why she was risking the fact that she might get thrown out, all she knew is that she was as horny as Joey would be on Valentine's Day. She took off all of his clothes and started to make love to him.
(Meanwhile)
Rachel was sitting in her seat, wide eyed. Although she knew why Nanette was so hard-on. She had had the same feeling 3 years ago. It was her 3rd month of pregnancy, and she wanted sex so bad that she wanted to tear the fanny pack off of a particularly unattractive man. The security came in and finally wrenched Nanette away from Joey. They were about to throw them both out when Rachel realized what was happening. She ran to the guard and explained everything. The guard miraculously understood, and let Nanette go and let Father Loinavich finish the ceremony.
"Miss Remelo?" The priest said, "This is probably the stupidest question ever, but do you take this man, to be your husband?"
Nanette resisted the urge of yelling "HELL YEAH!" and said "I do."
"Again," Father Loinavich said, "this is a kindergarten question. Do you take this woman to be your wife?"
"I do," Joey said as he kissed Nanette passionately. The priest ran away in fear of what might happen next.
Executive producers
Marta Kauffman
David Crane
Kevin S. Bright
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Sorry if this chapter sucked. I'll get back in to the swing of things eventually!