Friends: The Complete Eleventh Season

By: Shadowfan90563

Episode 12: The One With Joey's Honeymoon

Author's Note: I appreciate all of your support during my writer's block, this chapter will be mostly a flashback episode. Anything that looks like THIS is a flashback. If you don't know what that means, watch "The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The One With Joey's Interview, or The One With Christmas in Tulsa.

(Nanette and (now) Joey's apartment)

Joey woke up in the delicate French bed in his new apartment. He and Nanette had decided to live in her apartment, being that it was 10 times nicer, didn't reek of duck feces, and had very fancy furniture. He wanted to wake Nanette up, but the fact that they had been up until 2:00 in the morning having fun, he decided to let her rest.

(1:08 PM)

Nanette and Joey's bags were all packed. (courtesy of Monica) Their destination was Nanette's home town of Paris. Joey thought it would be neat to have his new wife show him around her old home. Plus, they sprinkle rose petals on the beds! (According to Chandler) Monica came running in, in a total frenzy.

"Joey, Nanette," She barked, "Your flight leaves at 1300 hours, GO GO GO!" Joey sighed.

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So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap)

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear,

And when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

But

I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to fall)

I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before)

I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me toooooooo)

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(The Paris Hilton) (ha ha ha)

Joey and Nanette walked in to their honeymoon suite. As expected, there were a plethora of rose petals on the bed. Before jumping on the bed and seducing Joey, Nanette walked to cupboard.

"Damn," Nanette said, "there aren't any condoms!"

"Um," Joey replied, "I am kind of dumb, but I think we don't need any, being that you're already about 4 months pregnant. So I don't think we need them."

"Yeah," Joey said, "Hey, remember when we met?"

Nanette: Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?

Joey: I'd love to but,

Nanette: Parlez Vous Francais?

Joey: YES! I need some butter please!

Nanette: C'est moi elle garcons.

Joey: Um, Parlez Vous English?

Nanette: Yes I do.

"Hehehe," Nanette laughed, "I love trying to get people confused by saying French phrases that make no sense!"

"Were you horny then too?"

"Why?" Nanette asked.

"Well, you asked me if I wanted to have sex with you."

"Oh, yeah," She responded, blushing slightly."

"You know," Joey pondered, "I've been with a lot of girls, but you are my first serious relationship."

"Wow, really?" Nanette said.

"Oh, yeah! I had been with a girl almost every day!"

"Why did you always break up so quickly?"

Chandler: You slept with our social worker and never called her back!

Joey: Could you maybe tell her I'm not looking for a serious relationship?"

Rachel: NO! Did Chandler ever do that!

Joey: Oh, yeah! He'd even make the girl pancakes!

Joey: I had this date last night, YUCK! But, we should probably keep it down, she's still in the bedroom.

"Meh," Joey said, "Sometimes things just don't work out."
"Huh," Nanette thought aloud, "things don't work out a LOT for you!"

"Oh," Joey fumbled for words, "Yeah, well, I think this will be different."

"I hope so!" Nanette exclaimed.

"Hopefully," Joey said quietly.

Executive Producers

Marta Kauffman

David Crane

Kevin S. Bright

(Joey and Nanette's apartment)

"Ah," Nanette said, "Nothing's better than coming home after a splendid trip."

"If you insist," Joey said. Although he still sounded different. He decided that he would look himself over again tomorrow.

Second Author's Note: Two updates in two days! I am on fire! Someone call the fire department! I'm burning up! I'm, (BANG!) Okay, I better shut up now. My muse, Agamemnon just hit me with a steel bat. Expect more updates soon!