Hello! Chapter two is going up at last! Yippee!
If you didn't drink prune juice before you read this, just remember to drink it next time! Ah, prune juice… so creamy and delicious, and may I say nutritious, tastes just like a squishy purple fruit!
I'm not writing this chapter in chat style, just so you know! Kay?
Enjoy the chappie!
Phishy2, notyouraverageblond and staremerald were sent swirling through a giant vortex of space and time. They screamed in terror as they hurtled up, down, sideways and diagonally. Suddenly, they stopped, and fell through the air.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they all screamed as they hurtled downwards. Phishy2 and notyouraverageblond landed with a plop in a huge snowdrift. Staremerald was not so lucky. She landed in the cold, arctic water. "Blaugh!" she sputtered. "This is cold!"
"I really couldn't care less," said notyouraverageblond. "Especially since I didn't land in freezing cold water."
"Hang on a tick," said Phishy2, "This isn't Hogwarts! Where are we?"
"Puffin Land!" exclaimed the Large Muscular Man, suddenly appearing out of nowhere. "I just wanted to take the scenic tour."
"W-w-well, g-gee, thanks," said staremerald sarcastically.
"OK, off we go again!" said the Large Muscular Man.
Phishy2, notyouraverageblond and staremerald were sent swirling through a giant vortex of space and time. They screamed in terror as they hurtled up, down, sideways and diagonally. Suddenly, they stopped, and fell through the air.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they all screamed as they hurtled downwards. "Déjà vu!" Phishy2 and notyouraverageblond landed with a thud in a small rowboat. Again, staremerald was not so lucky. She landed in the cold, lake water. "Blaugh!" she sputtered. "How come I always land in the water?"
"Gee, I don't know," said Phishy2. "Life is funny that way, isn't it?"
Suddenly, a long, slimy tentacle grabbed staremerald around the waist and dumped her in the little rowboat.
"Was that the giant squid?" said notyouraverageblond.
"Must've been, because I got tentacle marks on my shirt."
"Uh, who are you?" For the first time, the three authors noticed that there were other people in the boat. The one who had spoken was a skinny boy with messy black hair and a peculiar scar on his forehead. Sitting beside him were a boy with red hair and freckles and a girl with wavy, mouse-brown hair. The fanfic authors looked at each other and smiled.
"I think we've arrived," said Phishy2.
Ok, I know this was short so don't bite my head off about it:)