Chapter 1
Sango's dirby little secret
"Sweety time to get up."
" I'm up"
just another normal day in a normal world. So I thought
My name is Sango.
I live with my mom and younger brother named Kohaku.
We live in a small house in Tokyo, Japan near the woods.
Not the greatest place to live, but hey it's good for only three people.
My dad is dead, he was murdered by a man...well not a man a boy...ok he was murdered by Kohaku. I'm trying not to remember that.
School... well is boring. The only thing good about this school is my friends.
I go to Hardin Valley High.
"OH NO!"
"What is it Sango?" Kahaku said he is always wondering what is wrong with me.
"I forgot to do my reading project!" just like me I always forget to do my homework.
"Oh well I'll ask Kagome if I can use her work."
Oh Kagome is my best friend she is always there for me as I'm there for her.
"Sango! Kahaku! Your bus is here!"
Time for school.
"Hey Sango over here!" that right there is Kagome.
Everyone likes her. When I mean everyone I mean InuYasha, Koga and Hojo.
We will not be dealing with Hobo I mean Hojo during this time.
"Hey Kagome how was your summer?"
"Good... InuYasha came over a lot and so did Koga."
How did I know that was coming.
"Sounds like fun." I was being sarcastic, but I think she already knew.
"Oh yes lots of fun..they came over and swam with me which was fun well watching them try to drown each other."
Well about this time I'm asking myself 'why did I ask her this?' ,but hey I don't care because here comes Miroku.
Oh well Miroku is this guy that has a BIG crush on me which I have one on him also, but I don't want to tell.
Oo
"Oh how I longed for this." oh yeah he is going down. The other thing I forgot to say is that Miroku can't keep his hands to himself. That's right he grabs my butt...
"Ow!" what? I didn't do it...ok yes I did ,but he had it coming..
"Miroku you haven't changed." Kagome said while shaking her head.
"Hey Kagome!"
"Hey look it's Koga!" I said, but as soon as I said that he was already over here hugging on Kagome.
"Huh guys?"
"What is it Miroku?" I said while looking at his face, he looks so cute...
"Here comes InuYasha."
Here be the funny part.
"KOGA YOU GET YOUR CRUMMY HANDS OFF OF KAGOME!"
Those two started to fight, and I hate fights. Fights make me so...0O
Ohhhhh my stomach it... "hurts!"
By that time everyone was looking at me... got to say something fast.
Oh hehe this will be funny.
"Eww! Miroku how could you do such a thing?" that's right I did it and blamed it on Miroku. At this time InuYasha's nose started to twitch he finally throw he hands to his face.
"OH MY GOD! What is that smell?"
"No... better yet what died in your pants Miroku?" Koga said while trying to get the smell away from him.
"Kagome?"
She passed out on the floor she kind of looks like this .
"You are suppose to a monk, how pure is that!" how funny was that...by this time I'm rolling on the ground laughing because no one really knows the truth. You should see Miroku's face it is funny.
"What did you eat this morning to make you do such a thing?" I asked but I knew what I eat to make me do it.
"Nothing because I didn't do it!" he said making it seem that he did do it but, just trying to hide it. He is falling into my trap! That is what he gets for grabbing my butt this morning.
"Well the smell licked out of you."this is fun.
"Did you eat a beans this morning?" I said knowing that the answer is yes because I did it.
While this is going on Kagome is finally getting up.
"What was that?" she said in confusion. "Was it a demon? Did it put a spell on me to make me pass out?"
Oh that time it made a sound which everyone heard...
Oops...
"So you the one that did it?"InuYasha said while walking toward me with spray...you know that nice smelling spray that smells like flowers.
Oh
"Oh come on! Not again."
By that time everyone wasn't around me anymore.
So begins a new school year.
– I keep you my dirby little secret –don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret – my dirby little sercret--