Weelll….Devil May Cry 2 came out so that means no updates for awhile, as I will be locked in my basement for a week or two kicking some demon ass! ^_^
So instead of Chapter 3, this is a short, random, funny DMC insert I felt like popping in instead. It has no relation to the story whatsoever.
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Trish sighed at Dante. "You know you have to be the single most conspicuous person in the city? And that's saying a lot in a city this size."
Dante looked up from over top of his hentai manga. "What?"
"Think about it. You have silver hair, wear 90% red leather, and usually carry dual revolvers."
Dante rolled his eyes. "Come on. That's not that bad."
Trish crossed her arms. "Well, no. But that's not including the collection of red orbs you feel the need to carry everywhere with you. People tend to wonder when you have a sack of thousands of blobs of crystallized demon blood."
Dante squirmed uncomfortably in his chair. "Yeah well…um….they're shiny. And red. Sparky red things are cool." He holds up his amulet. "See?"
The amulet reflects a red light straight into Trish's eyes, momentarily blinding her. "Ow! Damn it, Dante!"
Dante sticks his tongue out and storms off to admire his collection of shiny red rocks [Dante with a rock collection? Bwahaha!].
Trish huffs and proceeds to plop down in front of the TV to play some video game about a half devil who tricked by a girl that looks like his mother to visit some scary island where a devil emperor is being resurrected and….
Trish blinked, hesitated, then shook her head. "Nah, couldn't be."
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Um, well yes that had no point. But it was amusing to type. ^_^
Eh well, till next time.
So instead of Chapter 3, this is a short, random, funny DMC insert I felt like popping in instead. It has no relation to the story whatsoever.
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Trish sighed at Dante. "You know you have to be the single most conspicuous person in the city? And that's saying a lot in a city this size."
Dante looked up from over top of his hentai manga. "What?"
"Think about it. You have silver hair, wear 90% red leather, and usually carry dual revolvers."
Dante rolled his eyes. "Come on. That's not that bad."
Trish crossed her arms. "Well, no. But that's not including the collection of red orbs you feel the need to carry everywhere with you. People tend to wonder when you have a sack of thousands of blobs of crystallized demon blood."
Dante squirmed uncomfortably in his chair. "Yeah well…um….they're shiny. And red. Sparky red things are cool." He holds up his amulet. "See?"
The amulet reflects a red light straight into Trish's eyes, momentarily blinding her. "Ow! Damn it, Dante!"
Dante sticks his tongue out and storms off to admire his collection of shiny red rocks [Dante with a rock collection? Bwahaha!].
Trish huffs and proceeds to plop down in front of the TV to play some video game about a half devil who tricked by a girl that looks like his mother to visit some scary island where a devil emperor is being resurrected and….
Trish blinked, hesitated, then shook her head. "Nah, couldn't be."
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Um, well yes that had no point. But it was amusing to type. ^_^
Eh well, till next time.