EST: hey we're back and we have Robbie-poo to come and entertain us.
ROBIN: (gets thrown in by evil bionic mutated monkey)
RVK: thanks evil bionic mutated monkey
Robin; Ahh how did I get here?
EST and RVK: Hello robin we've been waiting for you.
Robin: AHHH (tries to run away to find himself strapped to a chair. Next to Slade)
SLADE: Don't bother Robin they're highly manipulative. Want a cookie
ROBIN: (stares at Slade) What did you do to him.
EST: We had some…. fun….
RVK yes and we don't reveal our…. methods.
ROBIN: (starts panicking and hyperventilating) ahh grrr no eep im ag nhsfl fjlkec mse
EST: Do we really have to use the tranqulizer gun (holds up very lethal weapon) noW this won't hurt a bit.
SLADE: Hey that's my line
RVK: TO bad. NoW Robin (hands Robin piece of paper) read this.
ROBIN: (reads paper) NEVER!
EST: Ahem (holds up gun and waves it around dangerously)
ROBIN: Ok I'll do it. NEITHER OF THE GREAT GODDESSESS OF FANFICTION AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, RVK OR EST OWN TEEN TITANS. If they did THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE AND THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO KIDNAP HARMLESS CHARACTERS. (pauses) wait I'm not harmless!
SLADE: That's what I said.
EST: AHEM. Keep going ( say while taking aim)
ROBIN: Ok ok THEY DON'T OWN THEM SO DON'T GET YOUR…lawyers panties in a twist,……..all they do is make you….walk funny?….what?
EST Don't question us!
RVK: Say it with conviction man!
ROBIN: grumbles
EST: ANYWAY on with the show.
SLADE: you mean fan fic.
EST: DON'T QUESTION ME! (gets out tranquilizer gun)
SLADE: (here's fire alarm) MY COOKIES! (RUNS OUT)
"Titans GO!" Robin called as the Titans began attacking Ternion.
"Just when you thought they couldn't get uglier." Cyborg commented as Starfire flew up.
She blasted him with star bolts before using her eye laser so push him into a building.
It was Cyborg's turn next as he blasted him with his sonic cannon.
"Aw yea how do you like me now?" he bantered before Ternion roared and blasted him across the street.
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Raven called as she beckoned her power to lift up the cars on the street and hurl them at Ternion who in return ate them instead and grew even bigger.
"We're going to need a larger jail." Raven commented.
Robin threw a freeze disk at him but Ternion merely broke the frozen arm, grew a new one and covered Robin in plasmas.
"Robin! you are undamaged?" Starfire asked as she flew down next to him.
"Yea but this guy is a lot tougher than before. Titans-" He started but was cut of when out of nowhere a young, black girl jumped in and kicked Ternion to the ground.
"Oh yea!" she cried, "Jaren go!"
The titans looked up to see a boy come in and shoot purple star bolts at Ternion.
"He is Tamaranean!" Starfire gasped as they watched in awe.
"Aigle your up!" he called and with that another boy this time one with red eyes, black hair and a strangely pale complexion arose from the ground and shot a blast of black energy wrapping up Ternion's arms.
"Hey Raven I thought only you could do that." Beastboy said from the other side of Ternion.
Suddenly hundreds of pieces of metal shot past the Titans and flew up into Ternion's eyes.
"Boo-Yah!" they heard a female voice call from behind them.
Cyborg gaped as a freakishly red haired girl walked past them
"What?" she asked defensively.
They were interrupted by the sound of Beastboy's pitiful scream.
"AHHH!" he yelled as Ternion whose arms were still bound tried to step on Beastboy. All of a sudden vines sprung out of the earth, tying Ternion up and pinning him to the ground.
"WOHHOO!" Beastboy yelled, "Plant Revolution! I knew being a vegan would come in handy!"
"You're a vegan!" he heard a girls voice scream behind him.
He turned to see a purple haired blue-eyed teenager who had apparently been controlling the plants.
"You eat plants!"
"Hehe." Beastboy said shyly.
"Who are you?" Robin asked as he and the rest of the Titans walked up to them. "Naomi"
"Jaren"
"Aigle"
"Nymphie"
All but Link answered, as she was too busy giving Cyborg (who was still gaping at her) a weird look. They began talking to the Titans.
Starfire discussed with Jaren about Tamaran, Raven and Aigle gave each other death stares, Link and Cyborg now eyed each other off, Nymphie and Beastboy argued about what type of food you should eat while Naomi and Robin began a rather awkward conversation.
"That was a nice kick." He commented
"That is a nice belt…can I have one?" Naomi asked
"This is the only one and its mine!"
"That's ok I'm sure Link will make me one!" she said cheerily.
"Naomi don't you have something to say?" Link said edging.
"What?" she asked completely clueless.
Aigle nudged her whilst Nymphie coughed fakely.
"Oh that." She said taking in a breath
"We… need your… your." She said through gritted teeth.
"Nio breathing is kinda compulsory if you want to say… live for longer that 3 minutes!" Jaren said as he patted her on the back.
Naomi took in a deep breath, "wewouldbehonouredifyouwouldtakeusinasyouraprentices"
She hung her head down unable to believe that she had actually said that. No one would buy it.
She was amazed when Robin put his hand on her shoulder.
She looked up and heard him say, "Sure we'd be happy to help."
She nearly cracked up laughing inside.
Starfire ran up to Link and asked curiously, "Please who are you? Where are you from? What's your favorite food? And will you be my friend?
"Ah Link, Gotham, anything that's edible and…ok?"
"Welcome new friend!" Starfire exclaimed as she embraced Link in a bone-crushing hug
"OW!" Link breathed.
"I am sorry new friend did I injure you?" Starfire asked after releasing her grip.
"No," Link whispered in obvious pain before she held out her arm in which her mechanical elbow was pointing the wrong way, "Then again." She said as she popped it back into place
"Ok ewww…." Beastboy said
"I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually agree with Beastboy" Raven said.
The Titans went home for dinner bringing with them the new titans. Dinner was a little more exciting than usual.
"Why don't you just have a pizza?" Nymphie asked as she shoved a meat pizza under Beastboy's nose
"Hey I've been most of those animals. Why don't you just have a salad?" Beastboy argued back.
"Hey I've been most of those plants!" Nymphie said as she pushed it away from her.
"Looks like we're going to have quite a few debates over dinner" Raven said.
Aigle popped his head up from a book, "And suddenly I'm very interested."
SLADE: (come back in with oven mitts a pink frilly apron and a tray of cookies in his hands) Saved them!
EST: that's great (devours all of them)
SLADE: (looks at wats left of his cookies) uh… I'll make some more
RVK: (looks angrily at est) hey I was hungry
EST: your always hungryRVK: so I should always get food (EST and RVK start to fight but are interrupted by all of the original titans getting thrown in by bionic mutated monkey)
BB: OK dudes what are we doing here.
EST: Ah titans we've been expecting you
RVK: (looking hurngily at BB) you know I haven't had lunch. BIONIC MUTATED MONKEY I NEED CHILLI SUACE AND LOTS OF IT!
Raven: Okay….this is weird.
EST: you expected otherwise?
STAR: Friends why is it that you ordered us to be thrown around by strange mutant Neanderthals?
BIONIC MUTANT MONKEY: (hears last part and looks hurt)
RVK: (looks at bionic monkey and runs over hugging it) HOW DARE YOU INSULT POOR FLUFFYKINS. Aww poor fluffy kin bionic mutated monkey.
RAVEN: Fluffykins?
EST: I told her to stay away from those mushrooms but did she listen to me NO!RVK: NOW WHERE'S MY HOT SAUCE! I'M STARVIN!
SLADE: Cookies! (looks at everyones hungry faces ad shoves cookies into apron) umm sorry no cookies.
CYBORG: But aww man I'm starving! I have to eat something…. here bb
BB: hey don't you look at me like that (gets bottle of hot sauce dumped on him) HEY!
RVK: Back of robo man he's mine!
EST: (sits back watching entertainment.) Yo Salad boy could you bring those cookies over here pronto!
(everyone stops and looks at Slade)
SLADE: AAAAHHHHH! ( runs out of the room trying to protect cookies followed by everyone but EST Raven and Robin who is still strapped and gagged on a chair.
RAVEN: weird….
ROBIN: mmmmshmhhhmhmhmhEST: SEE ya next chappie! oh and By the way. We live for revwies and if you don't reveiw this time we take our anger out on your favourite charector... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...ahem... moving on then.