RVK: Hey we're back! (zooms out to see all of original titans strapped to chairs and Slade dancing in corner singing about cookies in a bunny outfit.)
EST: as you can see we had a lot of fun while we were writing
RAVEN: Fun….right….
EST: Don't you use your sarcastic curses on me!
RVK: yea that's my job
BB: ah dudes why are we even here?
RVK ( hand out papers and says in SLADE like voice) You see for quite some time now we have been aiming for world domination
EST: ok RVK you can stop with the voice no remember my list of things I hate.
SLADE: HEY!
RVK: Soz Anyway it all started out in kindergarten when we were young carfree innocent and bent on war.
(everyone gives weird looks)
RVK: Ok maybe not so innocent. What ever just read your srcripts.
EST: And ACTION.
Starfire: Umm, I do not understand this but THE GODDESSESS OF THE FAN FICTION AND QUEENS OF THE UNIVERSE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT CHAPTER 3 OF A DIFFERENT TYPE OF APPRENTICE!
BB: Dudes what does this word say?
EST: ( looks over shoulder) cat.
BB: oohhhh. ALONGSIDE WITH THE CAT MILO AND THE DOG DAISY THEY SHALL RULE ALL LIVING AND NONLIVING ORGANISMS.
Est: he couldn't read cat but he could read organisms?
RVK: he's weird like that.
ROBIN; (still gagged) MMMMHHHH MJHDLMEEU MJFUTRU FUEESFOIGLVUEE&IGJLGIRIFYFCIYGFYIUTYIGJ DUTKNB GFUF
STAR: ROBIN! I had no idea you were so fluent in Tamaranean hgeaips jgflesedbnl rhlovhsjlvhlshgfrn hvvbhilarhlabvlj
Everyone looks at her.
Robin raises eybrow behind mask
STAR: you were not speaking Tamaranean.
CYBORG: BOOYAH GUYS SO SIGN UP TO BE SERVANTS OF THE SOON TO BE TEEN TITANS OWNERS!
RAVEN: as you can see they are getting there but they still have to get jinx, mammoth, gizmo, red x, link naomi, Jaren, aigle, nymphie, DC, terra,
RVK: hey we have her (pulls of random sheet to reveal stone terra)
Everybody sweatdropps).
EST: ah RVK? Where did you get that?
RVK: its part of my weird shaped rock collection (points to bucket of weird rocks.)
RAVEN: right…. Did I mention bee aqualad, speedy, mas y menos
EST: OK YOU CAN STOP POINTING OUT OUR FLAWS.
SLADE: (sadly) I'M OUT OF COOKIE DOUGH
EST: Right well here's the chapRVK: You see this one is shaped like the mona lisa Hi LISA!
RAVEN: that is the mona lisa
EST: RVK.. where did you get that and where can I get some others!
(Start discussing how to steal famous paintings)
The next day the titans split up taking each of their apprentices with them. Unfortunately Link and Cyborg weren't the most compatible of people especially when it came to cars. Cyborg didn't think that she could do anything besides wash it.
"Your not even old enough to drive yet, what makes you think I'm gonna let you any where near the bonnet of my car!" Cyborg screeched
"I dismantled my first car engine when I was 5, built one from scratch at 5 ½ and created my first hard drive at 7 I think I know what I'm doing!" Link said getting more and more worked up as she spoke and ending with a yell, obviously annoyed at being treated like a kid.
Meanwhile Robin and Naomi weren't going well either.
"Why won't you just let me use it once!" Naomi yelled
"Your only 15!" Robin shouted back
"Yes I am 15 but just because I'm younger than you does NOT mean I worth any less!" Naomi retorted before storming out of the training room.
Robin sighed she was way too much like himself, at least now he knew what Bruce went thorough.
Aigle and Raven were also having artistic differences as she tried to teach him a different method of meditation.
"You have to control your emotions" Raven said calmly while hovering above the roof of the tower
"I am!" Aigle said through clenched teeth. He didn't want to change the way his mother taught him to meditate.
"No you're not, your angry with me. You have to let that anger slip away and just-" Raven started but was interrupted when Agile slammed her against the floor and sunk through it.
She glared at his retreating figure as she replaced her hood.
Starfire and Jaren got along quite well as Starfire told Jaren about Tamaran and he told her about Earth.
"When they say 'you digging the scene?' it means are you enjoying yourself and the place?" Jaren explained
"Really how interesting. Would you like me to sing you a Tamaranean folk song?" Starfire asked
"Yeah!" he said unaware of the horror he had just unleashed
Every window in Titans tower shattered.
"Wow that is really good!" he applauded when she had finished.
"They are even better when accompanied by the Glorka pipes!" she said as she produced a pink type of bagpipe and began another melody this time with Jaren.
The sound is indescribable so all you need to know is that every window in Jump City shattered.
Nymphie and Beastboy argued over the usual what to eat as they tried to force each other into changing.
"Meat is good for you!" Nymphie said trying to force a steak down his throat.
"So are salads!" he said pushing a bowl towards her.
"Hello?" she said as she turned into a tree
"Two can play at that game!" as he turned into a koala and began chewing at her leaves.
"You little!" she said as she used one of her branches to slam him away.
The Titans heard all stopped and headed to the kitchen to investigate the strange noises. Their heads looked from side to side as plants and animals charged at each other.
"That's it no more mister nice animal!" Beastboy said as he changed into a bull and charged at Nymphie
"Oh yea?" she said as turned into a carnivorous plant and open her mouth.
Beastboy quickly changed into a bird and flew away before diving back down again and again scratching her with his claws as she tried to catch him with her vines.
"Whoa Titans hold up!" Robin said trying to stop the fight.
Link calmly walked passed and used her magnetic powers to pick them up by their belts and pin them to opposite walls of the room.
"Now you two sit or… hover there and think about what you did!" she said before turning away and walking off. "I'm going to go tune up the T-Car!" she added.
"Oh the T-car" It suddenly clicked with Cyborg, "The T-CAR! No way! You're on buffing duty". He said as he hurled a cloth at her back
A minute later the rest of the Titans heard a large crash coming form the garage. This was not going well.
The new Titans got together in Naomi's room and started complaining about the Titans.
"That snotty, short, pompous, arrogant, little know it all with his stinky cheap hair gel!" Naomi ranted as she paced the room.
Link paced as well in the opposite direction. Every now and then metal objects and jewellery hissed and melted. "I swear he treats me like a bloody 6 year old I mean I was born in a military training camp I think I would know how to fix a stupid car!"
"At least he doesn't eat your friends I mean honestly 'meh meh meh salads are good for you,'" Nymphie said in a mocking tone, "he has absolutely no morals!"
Aigle sat in the corner basically burning a hole in the wall. "She went into my room. No one should ever go in my room."
The others turned and looked at him "speaking of rooms" Link said sweetly (a sure sign that she was about to explode)" that's my room I want to have at least a little bit of privacy!" she shouted pointing to the room through the hole he had made.
Just at that moment Jaren walked into the room.
"You know she's actually really nice" he said but was just met by surprised stares.
"Really nice? You know were not meant to get close to them!" Naomi said
"Don't you remember what they and people like them have done to you? To us?" Aigle asked
"But I-" Jaren started.
"You have to choose who's side your on Jaren. For your own sake" Link said as she Naomi and Aigle walked out of the room.
Nymphie paused and put her hand on his shoulder. "I'm sorry." She whispered before following them out.
Jaren sat silently in the room before walking out after them.
SLADE: oh it's so… sad (he starts bawling on RVK's shoulder)
RVK: okay he's finaly cracked
EST: maybe we were a bit hard on him…. (she looks at RVK's look of disgust and horror when slade blows his nose on her)
Bionic mutated monkey: (enters with cookie dough)
SLADE: COOKIES! (pounces on monkey dude) my cookies no ones going to take them away from me..
RAVEN: uhh…. Right
ROBIN: MMMPH MMPH MP (translation: Hey could you un gag me now!)
EST: ok
ROBIN: (Rejoices)
RVK: Iiiif you (whispers something in Robin's ear)
ROBIN: (goes completely pale) w-w-what was t-that last bit?
RVK (whispers it again)
ROBIN: Oh lord just kill me now just kill me now
EST: (gets out gun and wears a sign that says 'GOD')
BB: Dude where did you get that?
EST: I ahh prayed for it?
Raven: right…
Starfire: who is this god you speak of?
Everybody sweat drops.
CY: WHY do I have to explain it? here star.
STAR: perhaps you have not noticed friend Cyborg but we are all bound to chairs.
CY: (sweat drops) oh yea…
SLADE: I'M NOT! COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES !
EST: so now to reviews! So Jaime Snyder why would we set raven free? Wher'es the fun in that? Any way thank you for reviewing and for that we won't kill off raven
RAE: no you wont kill me off because if you go anywhere near me I'd send you to another dimension.
EST: oh… yeah that too… but any way we shall send you a subliminal fruit basket!RVK: yes… yes we are funny and we shall write more…. (re-reads review)hey… we are SO not weird…. Occasionally…any way thank you very much for your review,remember to tip your waitresses and we shall send you a subliminal EST and RVK FUN PACK! Enjoy and keep on reading
EST: We'll be back after Slade's next therapy session.
RVK: or medication
EST: (gets out tranquilliser gun and reloads it) Come on Slade this won't hurt a bit.