EST: Hi we're here!
RVK: and we have minute alternate dimension hopping friends with magic fingers!
Everybody (stares)
RVK: why is everybody looking at me like that?
RAVEN: freak
RVK: I HEARD THAT. You had better be good cause I have est's tranquilliser gun!
EST: hey where did you get that?
RVK: hehe around
EST: Yea well gimme gimme gimme.
(starts to fight.)
RAVEN as amusing as this is I feel the need to point out that robin, you have a giant zit on your forehead and it seems to be growing larger every-
POP!
RVK & EST: LARRY!
Titans: (look scared) LARRY!
SLADE: Larry?
LARRY: I'm HERE AND MY FRIENDS WILL BE HERE SOON!
TITANS: Friends?
(zit on Raven)Larry: Ravy!
(zit on Star) Larry and Ravy: stary
(zit on Beastboy) Larry & Ravy & Stary: Beasty
(zit on Cyborg) Larry & Ravy & Stary & Beasty: SPARKY!
CYBORG: SPARKY? What? Aww man.
EST: (pats cyborgs shoulder) sorry man but bee had a hand in the names.
RVK ( looks evily at EST and starts their devilish plan.) You know since technically these miny you's are you exact DNA buddies they share the same feelings and thoughts as you.
EST; So Larry,
ROBIN: No please NO! Not in front of the guys
RAVEN: aren't you worried about star and I? After all I could telepathically project it to the world
ROBIN: OK HOW ABOUT JUST NOT INFRONT OF RAVEN AND STAR!
CY BB AND SLADE: (cough cough)
ROBIN: OK JUST NO INFRONT OF ANYONE! (robin sighs and looks defeated.
EST: ahem as I was saying Larry what do you think of Starfire?
LARRY: (eyes replaced by pink hearts) STAR IS MY CRUSH I LUV HER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
EVERYBODY: Snickers.
STAR: what is this crush you speak of? (looks down at larry who is hugging her legs.
RAVEN: Why don't you let Robin explain?
RVK: WAIT A MINUTE! ( EVRYONE LOOKS AT HER AND SHE LOOKS BETWEEN RAVEN AND BEASTBOY)
EST: (catches on) ahhhhhh devilish my violent friend.
ROBIN ( also catching on) here is my revenge Raven so ravy what do you think of BEASTBOY.
EVERYBODY: (GASPS!)
RAVEN: first of all she is completely different to me I mean she doesn't get sarcasm and she's…..nice!
Ravy: I luv Beastboy! He lights up my sky I want to……………….(goes on and on while Beastboy goes white which is pretty hard to do when ur green)
RVK: Sparky would you do the honours?
SPARKY: THESE GREAT FAN FIC WRITING DUDETTES WHO HAPPEN TO ROCK MY TOFU WORLD ARE PROUD TO PRESENT CHAPTER 4 AND TO REMIND YOU THAT THEY DO NOT OWN TEEN TITANS!
EST: and now on with the show
SLADE: FAN FIC!EST: shut up!
The next day early in the morning the alarm woke everyone in the tower up. They gathered in the living room and Robin explained that there had been a jailbreak.
"Just petty criminals stuff so we won't need you today." Robin said
"Ok!"
"See ya later"
"Have fun!"
"TTFN"
They said before running to other parts of the house at an incomprehensible speed
"Ok that was oddly cheery." Raven commented as the Titans left for the city jail.
The new titans split up. Jaren walked away and sat in his room still uncomfortable about what they were doing whilst Nymphie snuck off quietly.
Nymphie went to the kitchen. She opened up the fridge and a mischievous grin appeared on her face.
Link walked into the garage and clapped her hands together.
"Time to get to work!" she said with a wicked smile on her face.
Aigle walked into Raven's room and picked up a mirror. "Meditation, cool!"
Naomi went up to the obstacle course and typed her name in. "Time to kick some birdie butt!" she said as she flexed her fingers.
Robin used his freeze disks to lock some people in the cells unfortunately also half freezing Beastboy.
"Dude get me outta here!" Beastboy yelled
Cyborg picked up a couple of criminals and locked them in a closet. "Let's see you get out of that!" Cyborg said as he dusted his hands.
Starfire flew over head blasting people back into their cells and melting the locks when she flew past Beastboy.
"Ah Star? A little help?" he asked
"Beastboy!" she gasped as she flew over.
Link started at the engine but it would not work
"Great I guess I had better put in a different bolts. Hey could somebody pass the-why did I even ask that?" she said as she used her powers to collect all the bolts from the table.
"High Score High Score!" the computer beeped, "Congratulations Robin."
"Robin? Robin! I said I was Naomi!" Naomi screamed as she pounded the console with her fist and broke straight through it. "Oops! Umm…Link? A little help?"
"I'm busy right now Naomi!"
"PLEASEEEEEE?"
"Ok what did you…oh my god." Link said as she saw the crater in the machine. She looked at Naomi.
"Hehe?" Naomi replied
Nymphie walked in through the door carrying 4 brown bags
"I'm back!" she sang
"Where did you go?" Jaren asked
"Grocery shopping is that a crime?"
"It depends what planet you're on" He said
"Look I know that you're upset about Starfire but it was a while ago when deciding their fates was a choice that we could make so" she paused "come on!" she said as she grabbed his arm, "You're going to help me unpack!"
Aigle looked around at the dark place he had entered and smiled evilly. This was going to be fun.
"I think we're going to make it!" some criminals shouted as they headed to the open doors.
Suddenly they slammed shut and Raven stepped out of the shadows. "Think again!"
She was just about to pick them up with her magic and throw them back in jail when she suddenly started laughing insanely, the prisoners stood in shock as Raven just kept on laughing. Then just as suddenly she broke down in hysterical sobs with tears running down her face. Robin noticed her strange behaviour and tried to remember where he'd seen it before. And just as Cyborg came up to her to see if she was alright she Turned into her Demonic self, sprouting another pair of red eyes and growing 50 feet tall. And just as suddenly as it started it stopped and Raven collapsed and would have hit the ground if Cyborg hadn't been there to catch her.
Starfire looked shocked and worried about her friend "you know this quite reminds me of the time when-" she let out a gasp
Robin remembered where he had seen it before "oh no".
Aigle looked down at the- err- happy Raven who he had managed to reduce to tears. The brave Raven who was hiding in the corner from the Evil Raven who was wreaking havoc on the Timid Raven who was sobbing on the floor.
"My work here is done!" he said as he dusted his hands
He heard the faint sound of Nymphie yelling, "Aigle come quick!"
And he ran through the door way and out of Raven's head.
After quickly exiting Raven's room he made it down to the lounge where Nymphie's yells could be heard. He ran in
"What's the problem?" he asked slightly puffing
"What's the Problem!" Nymphie repeated "the movie's about to start and your not in your seat!" she said waving the DVD in his face to emphasize her point.
Aigle rolled his blood red eyes and sat down before summoning a book and beginning to read.
"Uh… Guys where's the remote?" Jaren asked "cos' I can't find it" all of the teenagers (bar Aigle) looked at Jaren for a split second before diving into a frantic search for the remote.
"Found it!" 4 excited voices called
Naomi looked around "but I found it" she held up a remote
"Yeah well then what's this?" Nymphie asked with her remote in hand
"And this" Jaren held out yet another remote
"No way this totally the TV remote! It's the same colour and everything!" Naomi said putting the remote up to the TV
"Yeah well mine is the same brand as the DVD player!" Jaren argued back
"Well then what does mine do?" Nymphie asked
More arguing broke out among the three, Link was just sitting on the couch a remote in hand waiting for them to be quiet.
"Oh will you SHUT UP!" Link shouted rolling her eyes. She held out her arms and made a swishing motion with then and a large number of remotes flew in front of her. "So there's 1, 2, 3,4,5,6,7,8 there's nine remotes" she said "who the hell keeps nine remo- Ow!" she said as another remote swooped into the room hitting her on the back of the head.
"Ten" Jaren said, "Well at least it's an even number" he smiled sheepishly and put the DVD in ready for an action/ Sci-Fi/ comedy/ horror movie (yes such a thing actually exists… well now it does).
About just as the movie ended the Teen Titans walked through the door. Raven leaning on Cyborg for support as Beast Boy was trying to lighten up the mood.
"Hey at least it wasn't me and Cyborg this time!" this earned a glare from all of the titans
"Hey guys," Jaren said, "what happened?"
"We think someone managed to find their way into Raven's head through her mediation mirror" Robin explained
"She kind of had an over load of emotions and collapsed" Cyborg said seriously
"Hehe." Beastboy sniggered, "The criminals surrendered because they thought it was a really powerful technique hehe! It was so funny!"
He was met by more glares.
"Or not." He added
Raven tried to stand on her own but almost collapsed again. Cyborg caught her.
"Well I think she just needs to have a decent meal," Beastboy said while walking into the kitchen "I mean she missed breakfast"
Nymphie got the same wicked grin on her face as he turned towards the fridge
"And we all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day!" they heard the squeak of the fridge door. There was a silence before
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The Titans ran to the kitchen.
"Beastboy!" Robin yelled, "What happened?"
Beastboy was cowering behind a cupboard as he pointed to the fridge door.
The Titans stepped over him and looked inside. Starfire gasped, Robin stared, the new titans laughed and Cyborg shouted with delight.
"Meat!" he said as he looked through the stacks of meat that the fridge had been packed with. "Steak, pork, chicken, beef!" he paused, "Crocodile? Oh well! It's so much meat! And look! Meat Juice!"
Raven was still leaning on Cyborg as he started cramming food down his throat.
"I think I'm going to be sick." She said.
Robin carried her up to her room and laid her down on the bed before coming back to the living room.
"Well I guess we have still got work to, do?" he looked down at Beastboy who was still in hiding looking exceptionally pale. "Well at least some of us do. Cy go with Link, Star with Jaren, Naomi you're with me and you two," he said looking towards Nymphie and Aigle, "Try not to do too much damage."
Nymphie suppressed a giggle. If they were upset by what she and Aigle had done then they were in for a big surprise.
Everyone headed of all taking the same passageway wether to go outside or to the garage. They walked past when something caught their eye.
"OOOOHHHHH" they said as they looked at a brand new shiny car.
"Cyborg did you?" Robin started when he was interrupted by Link
"Presenting the one the only L-Car!" she said unable to suppress the pride from her voice.
"Way to go Link!" Naomi said
"This is the coolest car I have ever seen." Jaren added
"It's so shiny." Starfire said.
"Yes," Link said while looking at her nails, "It is rather shiny isn't it? But nothing big, just something I doodled at."
Cyborg stared at it unable to speak. "But I-how could-you're just a- Aw man!"
"Yep, on board GPS, power steering, air-conditioning, 4.68 power-engine, all terrain tires and antilock air brakes."
"Oohhh!" the others said as they gazed at it.
"Plus, central locking, airbags, spacious and leather coated interior and not to mention a booming stereo!" she said and turned it on just for the Titans to be blasted away by the sound, and unfortunately Cyborg's T-Car as well.
"MY CAR!" he shouted as he ran over and flipped it the right way. "That'll buff out, that'll buff out!" he said as he started on it again.
The others walked away to leave Cyborg to deal with his new anxiety about a better mechanic.
Starfire and Jaren followed Robin and Naomi to the obstacle course.
Robin walked up to the computer but soon a puzzled look appeared on his face.
"Hey Starfire have you used the computer?" he asked while repeatedly trying to turn it on.
"I have not Robin, we haven't had a training session this week yet. No one has been out here." Starfire replied as she flew over next to him.
They stood there for a while until finally Naomi took maters into her own hands.
"Link?" she called in the direction of the garage
"What is it this time?" Link asked as she walked into the training arena with Cyborg behind her
"They can't get the computer to work" Naomi said with a wink
Link rolled her eyes before swooping down to the keyboard swiftly knocking Robin out of the way
"Did you try this?" she asked as she typed in a code. Immediately the screen beeped up.
"Congratulations Naomi, High score high score."
Link almost cracked up laughing at Robin's look of mortification.
"What?" Robin thought, "High score? How could she have beaten me?"
"This is just training course one, so how about we try you out on a harder one?" he said trying to cover up his jealousy.
Robin set the level to hard but still it beeped Naomi high score. He went through every level of each training course but each one was the same.
"OK," he said through gritted teeth, "Since you have gotten full marks in all the singular courses how about we try you by yourself in a group course?" he said.
Robin laughed inside. He knew she wouldn't win this one.
Naomi laughed inside. He didn't know she had already won this one.
He brought up the screen on the computer.
"High Score!" it beeped as Robin stifled a sigh of relief, "Congratulations Naomi!"
"What?" he spluttered
Naomi calmly walked past him and said, "I'll be in the gym so maybe you should stay here and practice? I mean you could use it!" she added as she laughed and went back into the tower.
Robin stared after her and Jaren came and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Naomi is tougher than you think and if you like her now, wait till she actually wants to win."
He and Starfire flew of to start their own training
"He's right you know" Link commented before strolling off to the garage and leaving yet another titan to deal with being outmatched.
Ravy: (still going on about how much she loves Beastboy EST and RVK looking very very bored Cyborg Robin and Star asleep /Beastboy was staring at Raven and Raven had her head in her hands/)
RAVEN: I would prefer it if trigon took over the world! AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS
RAVY: Black magic covers her mouth and is now using rapid sign language.
BEASTY: Right well I'm not as hypo as Ravy so what ever she says to Beastboy same to you Rae.
RAVEN: I think I'm going to be sick (throws up over side of chair.
EST: (looking at Ravy) How much caffeine did you have?
RAVY: (responds with rapid sign language.)
RVK: 6 packets of caffeine-filled tablets?
RAVY: (nods vigorously)
EVERBODY: (shivers)
RAVY: (more sign language)
EST: She says she wants to say one last thing.
RAVEN: can't be much worse than what we've already had to endure. (release magic)
RAVY: AND HE'S SOOO FUNNY!.
EVERYBODY: (wakes up and or looks at Raven and burs out laughing)
EST: HEY DON'T LAUGH WE CHOOSE THE PAIRING FOR EXAMPLES I LIKE
Rob/star
BB/rae
CY/Bee
RVK: AND I LIKE (snickers about pissing of EST)
Rob/Rae
BB/Terra
Spdy/Star
CY/Jynx
Est: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-apart from the last 1 which I don't mind- now where was I? Oh yeah- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RVK: (Snickers uncontrollably)
(Titans look uncomfortably between each other wondering who they will be with next chapter.)
RVK: (changing the subject randomly) now in response of our plentiful reviews
EST: (whispers something to RVK)
RVK: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ONLY GOT ONE REVIEW!
EST: ahem… in response to our review from Moonfire01 you're free to enjoy reading our story any time Tell your friends! Tip your waitresses! Join our league of randoms wanting to take over the world… wait did I just slip that in their… whoops!
RVK: Here is your mega sized gummi bear and we hope you enjoyed this chapter!
REDX: (opens the door to what he thought was a vault filled with zinothium. sees titans strapped to chairs miny titans flying and hugging people and being very un titany) Uh I think I got the wrong place.
EST: No you're in Exactly the right place (Wraps cord around REDX"s stomach and pulls him into a chair next to Robin before tying him up).
REDX: hey kid, long time no see.
ROBIN: (in an overly slightly sarcastic cheery tone) Hi X welcome to my nightmare
REDX: (sweatdrops at the Titans faces) Cheery.