I've loved you...all this time, I was the only one who always stuck by you. The one who always stayed with you no matter how bad it got...and all I asked, all I ever wanted in return, was for you to love me even a small amount in comparison to how much I love you.

Kagome blinked back her tears frantically, but they refused to be pushed back any longer.

She tried to kill you! She's been trying to hurt us ever since she was resurrected and you still...

Twice now.

Twice she had had to put up with the overwhelming anguish at seeing him kiss Kikyo.

But oh...Oh, God, it was so much worse than before.

Inuyasha's beautiful face had only pulled away from Kikyo's moments ago. His fingers pushing aside her long, black hair which so agonizingly resembled Kagome's own, and his lips...which she had tasted but once so long ago had uttered those words.

"There is no one else for me, Kikyo. I love you and only you."

Like the precious Shikon jewel that had bound them together, her heart had shattered.

"Fine...I'm done."

Tossing down the locket which they shared into the cold, disgusting mud below, she stormed away, leaving him to kiss his dead chick.

"I don't care. I got Kouga, and at least ten million other guys that hit on me everyday. Good bye, dog boy. Hope she sucks your soul right out of your lips."

The second Sango saw her, her boomerang fell limply to the ground. "Oh, Kagome-..."

Miroku frowned ,for once silencing his dirty little monk thoughts, "I'm guessing finding Inuyasha did not go so well."

"Shut up, godamn pervert, monk little, ponytail wearing, can't keep it in his pants, son of a-"

The demon slayer had to throw a hand over her mouth to keep from laughing as Miroku defensively tugged on his ponytail.

" I think she needs to go home." said Miroku in a tiny voice.

" No fucking shit, Sherlock!"

Before any of them could blink: a demon slayer, a cat demon, a fox demon and an extremely pissed off priestess all went flying down a well back into the present.

The monk, however, was smart enough to hide behind a tree.

"Godamn to the fuckingest of Hells!"

Soren smiled as though he were drugged, "Isn't she beautiful..." His green eyes twinkled happily as he listened to his fiance' storm about in a torrent of angry shadows, weaponry, syringes and lord knows what else. Sighing happily, he brushed his long, black as night hair from his eyes and went obediently back to folding clothes.

Aubrey, her white haired, gothic, British assistant raised one pierced eyebrow and blocked a flying tea cup with his clipboard, "Oh, my yes. She should be in "When Grizzly Bears attack," she's so radiant."

Next to him, a small girl with compassionate red eyes and foam green hair nervously took down notes, "That's not very nice to say about the master."

"Ooh, that gives me chills every time I hear the word!"

The engaged man shook his head sternly but couldn't help but smile as the blue haired, bisexual poltergeist twins, Gabrie and Sabrie, floated out of a wall.

"How's my master doing?"

They giggled immaturely, "Ooooh, Soren has a master, Gabrie."

"We both know Surrian is good at it too," his brother yelled, holding up a stolen bit of panties.

Instantly, Soren had him by the cuff of the shirt, red faced and holding Surrian's panties as though they would bite him, "That's highly inappropriate you two."

"Vat are you doing with those!"

Mouth falling open, poor Soren whirled around and saw his fiance with her hands on her hips, giving him a look.

"Ohhh..."

Gabrie and Sabrie burst into laughter, falling to the floor and giggling hysterically while Soren just stood there, face as red as a stop light.

"Er...I didn't, I mean I would never, I mean I could, but I wouldn't!"

Surrian's pale lips slowly turned up into a patronizing smirk, "Hm, I never saw you as being a little pervert, my dear. Do tell me, what sort of fantasies can you be living out with those?"

Aubrey went red in the face from struggling not to laugh. He knew just as well as any of them (but the bride herself) that Soren was as much of a pervert as Aubrey was polite.

She laughed, strode her little cocky walk over to him and snatched her panties away. Waving them in his face, she chuckled, "Careful. Your face will stay red if you keep it that way."

He swept a hand through his hair, mumbling, "S-Someone is going to be arriving soon. I-I shall go prepare for their arrival."

Bowing, he took Surrian's hand and gave it an affectionate kiss. "Excuse me, my love."

With that, he hurried off, muttering something about perverts and exorcisms.

Both the twins gasped, "You wouldn't dare!"

As the poor, embarrassed man hurried by, he halted long enough to pause by one of the large archways to Surrian's home on the Isle of crimson shadows; her home.

Stumbling a bit, he blushed and bowed again, "Excuse my rudeness, Genkai. Can I get you anything at all?"

Genkai looked up politely from her tea, "No, dear boy. If I may offer my advice, try not to overwork yourself. Someone has to keep those ghosts from molesting people."

Soren's mouth dropped open for a second, "Oh, um...er..."

"Weren't you going to go answer the door than return to your fiance' for some intimacy," she cackled lightly.

"Oh, dear God," he exclaimed, rushing off. He hated it when people mocked him loving his master so much.

A knock came at their mansion right as he placed his shaking hand on the knob.

"Open up, godamnit!"

"Yes! Open up before she kills us!"

Blinking, he tugged the door open with a loud creak. "Ah. Kagome, Sango, Shippo and Kilala. Pleasure to see you all again. Please, c'mon."

Kagome stormed in, "Shut up, Soren."

Sango hurried in after her, apologizing over and over to Soren who just stood there while Kagome beat up on him.

Shippo bounced past them, sniffing out his Nani.

"I'm so sorry, she's really mad, she doesn't mean it, I'm really sorry, sir. Kagome, please-" Sango continued, trying to calm the raging priestess.

Soren just blinked again as two tiny fists beat on his broad chest, "Ah, it's quite alright."

Please, just don't kick below the belt, he prayed, crossing his fingers behind his back.

He stepped aside with his modest, shameful bow and let her rage right on into Vaughn manor.

Sango apologized again than ran off after her.

"It's quite alright," he called calmly, "I'm used to it."

Whilst he was about to shut the door, a random demon decided to pop in, griping his head off and screaming for Genkai to get her wrinkled ass out there.

Soren blinked as Yusuke sniffed the air; obviously in his demon form. He sniffed at him for a moment, furrowed his brow, "What the Hell are you," the angered, white haired demon boy growled.

"I'd tell you if I knew."

Still grumbling, the demon tore off, tearing up random things about the house. Even in the blink of an eye, a red haired man with sage green eyes followed, "I am very sorry. He's upset, and weary and a bit hysterical and his girlfriend dumped him...I really don't mean to impose on your wedding plans, really."

"No, no, it's fine," he protested with a weak smile, "as long as you have the nerve to meet the bride of course."

At first, Kurama seemed a bit taken aback. Of course, until he heard a machine gun go off somewhere on the third floor and two little twins screaming.

"Ah! Ms. Surrian is betrothed! Delightful, congratulate Aubrey for me."

Soren flinched, "Actually...shockingly, I am the groom."

"Oh, really," Kurama said seeming blank, "delightful."

With that, he took off to deal with Yusuke who had seemed to have found Genkai by the low mutter of "Dimwit."

"...Well...everyone seems ecstatic to see me and her together and yet no one seems to thrilled about Yukina and A-..."

A scream interrupted his thoughts as a blue haired woman and a boy screaming in a high pitched voice crashed through the window; an oar skidded a few feet from their tangled positions.

"Sorry, sorry! My landings are awful," Botan called apologetically, "have you seen my detective!"

The young man whimpered a long chain of British obscenities, brown eyes rolling wildly while he was dazed, "Crazy Grim reaper, fly safely my ass..."

Aden stood, brushed glass from his black T shirt and smiled shyly, "Er...sorry about the window." A young man; Aden was a bronze skinned, brown eyed, white haired boy with a shy demeanor. He was Aubrey's little brother, all the way from jolly old England.

"Never you mind it," Soren said gently, "I'll just take it from Aubrey's pay."

"Like Hell you will," someone yelled from the third floor angrily.

"Brother," Aden yelled, bounding off to go see him. Helping Botan up, Soren was left to himself and his melancholy thoughts yet again as she ran off to find Yusuke.

"Nervous," a Russian voice purred in his ear.

Soren smiled sadly, slipping his hands into the pockets of his loose pants to slip on his gloves. "No, never."

Turning him to her, Surrian gave him one of her rare, gentle smiles. "I do love you, despite what you think others are thinking."

Pulling her into his arms, he gently touched her beautiful face with his slender fingers, "I love you too. Surrian, t-thank you..."

"Thank you," she whispered in confusion, "for what?"

"F-For...for staying with me. For loving me as the person I am. For choosing me..."

"Oh, stop. You're getting all sappy."

"I love you," he whispered, wishing so badly he could touch his lips to hers.

They embraced tightly. Surrian had learned long ago that a kiss could not be shared until their wedding day; it made the sexual and emotional tension between them near impossible to resist.

It would have been a really sweet moment if not something had blown up nearby with an enormous bang.

Surrian's eye twitched, "DAMN TEENAGERS!"

Grabbing a cane, she ran off at top speed, shouting in Russian obscenities out the yin yang.

Soren reached for her, aching. Than sighed, "Hold on, my dear. I'll be there to help in a second."

Snapping his fingers he whistled, "Cerberus."

A small, three headed dog loped it's way into the room, stretched and stared up at him. The full dog itself was a Siberian husky with flamed tipped tails and red eyes.

He gave it a pat and Cerberus gave a small growl of affection and jumped up into his arms.

Shouting erupted from the ballroom, as did various smacking sounds and a few people running and laughing.

Carrying Cerberus, he quickly made his way to his fiance' and the rest of the demented household.

It was not a pretty sight.

Apparently, a vicious fire demon had blown up part of the smaller dress rooms for the ballroom. The demon, Hiei, was not too happy about finding his sister in this particular setting standing close to a particular jackass of a British angel.

"You're touching my sister!"

"No I'm not! You can't prove craaaaaaaaaaaaaapppp!" Aubrey ducked behind his clipboard than ran off screaming his head off as fireballs erupted behind him.

Yukina just shook her head and nervously jotted down notes, "Oh my, oh my..."

Surrian had Kurama down on the ground, had him straddled and was holding a cane over his poor throat, "Vat did you do!"

"It wasn't me!"

"LIES!"

"It wasn't my fault," he yelled, "it was Hiei's fault!"

Hiei roared at him, "Why you little-! I didn't do ANYTHING!"

The Russian jumped off Kurama, muttered an apology or two and gave him a lollipop, than grabbed Hiei and pulled him to the ground in a body slam.

"Hiei, my dear. I love you to death but I don't like people blowing up my house...unless it's me!"

"B-But, A-Aubrey made me do it! He t-t-t-ouched my sister," he wailed, shrinking and clinging to her front like a desperate child.

From somewhere behind Yukina, Aubrey yelled, "He's lying! I didn't do a thing!"

He tackled Surrian from the back and wailed too, shrinking to the infamous chibi form. "I didn't do anythiiiiiiiiiiing!"

She was about to reply but the twins came running out of the hallway (what was left of it) screaming their heads off, "SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!"

Kagome came tearing after then, waving a fork threateningly, "COME BACK HERE!"

They halted, than turned around in their chibi forms, "Ok, you can eat me. I won't struggle."

Letting out a roar, she tossed the fork at them like a ninja star.

Both squealed and made a perverted suicide leap; one down Botan's shirt, the other down Kurama's shirt.

"Don't let her eat us- Ooooh...nice body, me likey."

Gabrie heard his brother squeal, "Mwee! I love boobies!"

"Fine! You can have blondes, but I call red heads!"

"Wait, wait! Who gets the black haired people!"

"NOOOO! The indecisiveness is murder! There are only two of us! WHY COULD THERE NOT BE A THIRD!"

"Because there would be no God if there was," Soren mumbled, setting Cerberus to the ground.

Surrian grumbled, pried Aubrey and Hiei off with a lot of difficulty, "Don't you put me through this! You all know I hate kids! STOP SMILING AT ME, YOU KNOW I DO!"

Random smiles went about the room cause they all knew she was lying.

Shippo gave her a sad, teary look, "Y-You don't like me?"

Looking down, she went gray haired for a moment, "NOOOO! DAMN THE LOOK, DAMN KIDS! AGH!"

The Rostov ripper fell flat on her back, leg twitching as; a fox demon, a chibi form of Kurama, chibi Gabrie, chibi Sabrie, Kilala, and Cerberus all piled on and around her lovingly.

Hiei twitched, "Clear a space! I wanna get in there!"

Immediately, there was a space.

Soren smiled affectionately at her, even though she was twitching violently, muttering and gray haired for the time being. "Surrian, someday, when we have kids..."

"DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING ME PREGNANT!"

She went on a bitch rant about how she was NOT going to be throwing up for nine months, PMS for more than a week any time of her life and have a baby pop out of her like a damned coconut.

Before any of them could laugh, Genkai came striding easily into the room holding one immensely pissed off demon by the ear, "Shut up, dimwit."

"Godamn, crazy old bitch," he roared, struggling to break away from the tiny woman holding him so easily in place.

"Surrian," she said easily, "we should get to planning your wedding, would you not say."

"IF EVERYONE WOULD GET OFF OF ME THAT WOULD BE LOVELY!"

Everyone just laughed and cuddled closer.

"Crap...ok, looks like we're having a wedding on our backs."

Gabrie and Sabrie both giggled, "Ooh, Las Vegas wedding!"

Genkai shook her head, tugged Yusuke down maliciously and gave him a dirty look, "You will take part of this wedding, whether you like it or not."

"WELL I EXTREMELY DISLIKE IT!"

Shaking her head, Genkai dropped him to the ground a bit roughly. "Ignore the dimwit. We need to get started on this wedding.

Kagome stormed over to one of the couches that wasn't in flames, sat down with a huff and folded her arms, "Can we just plan it already?"

Before anyone could answer, she grunted, "I'm opening up the bar."

Yusuke pumped his fist up in the air enthusiastically, "Drinks all around!"

He got a smack from Genkai and than they were both seated, waiting patiently for Surrian to pry the others off and throw them into chairs.

Smoothing her hair down until it turned black, Surrian mumbled a lot of random crap under her breath than calmed as Soren laid an arm around her shoulders.

Sango bustled in, looked about and sat without a single word.

"We're not hoping to make this wedding a big deal," Soren told them all softly, "but I can see that that is not going to happen."

Everyone gave him a sheepish smile.

Surrian shook her head, "Well, since you're all here I get to use you for cheap slave labor."

She cackled maniacally, trying to scare them. They all had to laugh though, and ruin her fun.

"Godamn, fucking shit..."

Her fiance's smile broadened. "You're all our family. So, please. We don't want to trouble you with any of the preparations."

"Like Hell," Sango cried, "Surrian, I am helping you pick out a gown!"

"I'll do your hair," Botan cried, bouncing on the couch excitedly with Sabrie's head poking out from her cleavage.