Hiyas! Seems I'm back with, amazingly, a new story!

Eh… it's a storgy actually. In fact, it's "The Storgy", meaning it also happens to be this story's real name. I only put that other name up there so the people wouldn't take this fanfiction away for having "orgy" hidden in the title…

This is called "The Storgy" because a lot of people happen to author this story. Just thought it'd be nice to know…

Disclaimers go on the bottom of the page because I feel like it.

I also warn you, this fanfiction tends to make fun of many things, including real people, because, hell, we have a right to our opinions. If you're easily offended and/or really don't believe in evolution, then, well, you've been warned. Just please, don't take things the wrong way… we're all in this to have fun after all!

Also, due to the "making fun of many things" element this storgy has, you might not get something. That's okay. Just leave a review with your question and it'll prolly be answered next chapter.

This story wasn't written to be divided easily into chapters, so, I decided to write a certain amount of pages on MS Word and leave things at that. I think two should be enough. This way, I'll be able to finish chapters more easily. Fair enough?

Now, without further ado… here's "The Storgy" for ya'! -

The time now, the place here, the people…Josh, Moshi, and Phil.

Okay, but anyways, they're at school, and it's lunch time!

"Oh my God! Josh, you have to eat this!" screamed Moshi, a girl with thick, wavy, brown-blonde hair, running to him. She had a fuzzy fruit in her hand.

Josh, a tall blue-eyed brunette, hesitated, "…Umm…". He grabbed the fruit and ate it. Then Josh turned into a wolf furry.

"Woohoo!" yelled Moshi, shoving a second one in her mouth. She soon became a cat girl.

"How long does this last?" asked Josh.

"I dunno" said Moshi blankly.

"Didn't you test one, though?" he asked.

"On Phil, and that was a week ago." said Moshi happily. Phil walked up as a black glasses-wearing hamster.

"What the hell, Moshi?" Phil asked, nibbling on a nut. "Need more nuts."

"Oh, look at the cute little hamster!" squealed a bunch of cheerleaders, jumping on Phil. He just lied there with a big grin.

"Wow, didn't see that one coming," commented Moshi.

"He's so going to screw it up," added Josh.

Moshi stared intently at Phil. "Instincts… kicking in… must… eat… hamster!" She lunged at Phil, scaring away the cheerleaders.

"Whoa, Moshi screwed it up, didn't see that one coming," said Josh.

"Your ESP must be off today," she replied, matter-of-factly. Moshi flexed her claws and chased after the cheerleaders. Phil and Josh watched as she blissfully shredded them apart.

Twenty minutes later, Moshi returned with a piece of paper in her hand. "Look, I found our plot!" she yelled enthusiastically, thrusting the paper into Josh's hands.

The paper read, "Just been turned into a furry by some weird fruit? Looking for other furries? Come to Count D's Pet Shop, in Chinatown, Los Angeles. It's here!"

"Uh, okay, let's go!" exclaimed Josh happily.

Then Mrs. Ash, who worked at the school as an administrator, came and poofed everyone to the pet shop.

"Welcome to…uh… FURRIES!" screamed a bushy-haired glasses-clad girl named Stuff Gal Mono, as she hugged Josh, Moshi, and Phil. "Gee, you all seem slightly familiar! -.-"

"Gal-ko, are you speaking in smiley-face again?" asked a handsome Chinese man as he entered the room.

"Uh…no? " replied Gal, unsure.

"Ha! You are!" the man exclaimed, pointing an accusing finger at her.

"But, D-chan…"

"It scares customers…" stated Count D, as Gal landed a kiss on his cheek.

"Hey, forget about it and we'll have some tea? Oh, I met some familiar-looking furries too." declared Gal.

"Okay."

"Count D…" sighed Moshi lovingly.

D put the tea on and said, "You must be from around here to arrive so shortly after the fliers were sent out."

"We're from Florida," responded Phil between sunflower seeds.

"How long was your trip?" asked D curiously.

"Less than a second," Moshi replied, "We fell through a plot hole."

"Plot hole?" wondered the Count.

"Yeah, when something happens to cause a journey that would take a while and involve plot to not happen," said Moshi dully.

"Huh?" Josh said, confused.

"We should have gone on a road trip involving hijacked vehicles, police chases, and explosions, but… instead we just appeared here," sniffed Moshi.

"Oh, man, that sounds like fun," said Josh disappointedly.

"Can either of you drive?" asked Phil.

"No," replied Josh and Moshi.

"Then quit whining!" shouted Phil.

If you enjoyed this chapter, then sit tight, because the next one should be due for tomorrow, or Sunday, possibly.

Bye-cha for now!

-Gal

Disclaimer: Josh is Josh, Moshi is Moshi, Phil is Phil, and Gal is Gal. Count D isn't invented by any of us, since he's part of the kickass "Petshop of Horrors" series. Yup.