I remember," shouted Gal triumphantly, "you look like people I went to school with!" The room fell silent.
"Duh!" yelled the furries in unison.
Just then, Leon walked in. "I could've sworn I heard… you got some new pets, D?" he said.
"Yes," replied D happily, "They're from Florida."
"You got a dog, a cat, and a hamster from Florida!" asked a shocked Leon.
"I'm a wolf!" shouted Josh.
After learning animals could talk, Leon fainted. But then he came back to life. Except that happens later.
"Damn you, Mrs. Ash! Always screwing with our lives!" yelled Moshi, clenching one of her paws.
"Uhhh… I still exist?" stated Phil.
Now Leon comes back to consciousness.
"I know! Let's go on an amazing adventure to satiate our appetites for fire, explosions, and all that is looked down upon by the FCC!" Gal declared.
"Yay!" shouted Moshi, "Let's steal a bus!"
"Huh?" said Leon. "Hey, that's illegal! Try it and I'll arrest ya' all!
"Who's driving?" asked Phil practically.
"Well, Leon's the only one with a license…" said Count D.
"Yay!" shouted Josh, "I call shot gun!"
"Shot gun?" thought D.
"There's no shot gun on a bus, Josh," said Gal.
"I'm not driving!" shouted Leon.
"What's going on?" thought Chris, who just walked into the room.
"We're going on a road trip!" replied Pon-Chan.
"We're not going anywhere!" yelled Leon.
"I'll make some snacks!" said D.
Moshi began, "We can probably find a bus at-"
"We don't need snacks and it doesn't matter where we can find a bus, 'cause we're not going!" interrupted Leon.
"Could we stop for tacos?" asked Tetsu.
"Mexican food tastes good!" said Moshi, grinning.
"This is fun," said Phil.
Gal then randomly pulled a flamethrower from nowhere. "How 'bout we go on that trip so's I dun have to burn off all what makes you manly, huh! HUH!" she loudly threatened.
Leon whimpered and instinctively grabbed his crotch protectively. "O-okay," he squeaked.
"Hey, think there are any nearby orphanages?" asked Moshi.
"Mmm, I think one exists just outside Chinatown," Gal answered, as Count D left to make snacks. "Ooh! I wanna help!" she exclaimed, following him.
Phil grinned slyly.
Everyone was sitting around the table, waiting for the snacks to be made.
"What the hell is taking so long?" Phil yelled.
Moshi's instincts suddenly kicked in again, and she chased Phil across the room.
Leon and Josh sat on the couch, waiting. Josh moved closer to Leon. Leon moved away. Josh moved closer again.
"What's your problem?" asked Leon.
"You're pretty," replied Josh, with a big grin.
"Shit! D! Your wolf thing is about to hump my leg!" shouted Leon.
"Which reminds me," said D, reentering the room, "we do need to go on this trip, my dear detective. We need to go get a homo wolf from a friend in Nevada."
"That's where Las Vegas is!" exclaimed Phil, enthusiastic for once.