Hey hey hey!
Sorry this was uber-late. I had…things… to do. Yeah…
And yes, Ami, I know it's not quite as kickass as the actual notebook, but some Storgy is better'n no Storgy!
"Yay! A homo wolf!" shouted Josh. "I love you, D!" Josh went to hug D. Gal pushed Josh. D lost his balance and Leon caught D. Josh fell on Moshi, which was fortunate for Phil, who sat down panting (remember, Moshi was trying to kill him).
"Thank-you, Leon," said D sweetly.
"Uh…sure," said Leon, moving a few feet away. Gal let out a low menacing growl.
"Damnit, when will we finally massacre that fucking orphanage already!" Phil exclaimed.
"Oh yeah," everyone else said in unison. Except for Chris. But that's only because the Goddamn little turd won't talk, which is precisely why he died moments after everyone left for the orphanage… of spontaneous combustion.
Just outside of Chinatown…
"Okay children, today we shall go on our weekly money drive…remember, look as depressing as you can, children, and maybe we'll have enough money for a can of creamed corn," said a gentle-sounding, yet melancholy, nun.
"Sister Mary, what does 'depressing' mean?" asked one of the muddy innocent faces among the many the nun was addressing.
"Oh, little Ronny, how you ask that every time…" sighed the nun, turning and leading the children to the bus.
As they were boarding the bus, a handful of figures approached them…
In a blizzard of gunfire, hissing, and clawing, the nun and children were torn limbg from limb.
"Ah, that felt good!" said al, blowing away the smoke from the tips of her guns. Everyone else glanced at her with a hint of guilt before boarding the bus.
"I'm gonna get a life sentence for this," moaned Leon. "Do you know what that means, D!"
"Here's the address, Mister Chauffer," smiled D.
'Did he just ignore me?' thought Leon angrily. "5896 Eagle Street, Callmont, NEBRASKA!" he exclaimed. "I thought you said Nevada!"
"Oop! My mistake, they sound so alike!" said D.
"Shut up and drive, Leon!" shouted Gal.
A few hours later…
"I spy with my little eyes…" began Pon-chan, "something brown."
"Hm, gee, is it DIRT?" said T-Chan, sarcastically.
"Oh wow, how'd you guess?" she yawned.
"I'm bored, make it stop!" Josh said, lying on the floor with a weary 'plop'.
"Speed limit 60!" Gal exclaimed, with as much vigor as she had when first staring out the window, hours ago.
"Hm, I'm hungry," whined T-Chan. "Oh, look! A hitchhiker!"
"Oh yeah, I see him too- wait a minute!" said Gal. Wide-eyed, she stumbled to the front of the bus as quickly as possible. "Leon!" -and here she caught him in a deadly headlock- "stop the bus!"
Leon passed out and the bus stopped. Gal practically flew out the door. Like a bolt of lightning, she was already latched onto the hitchhiker's leg and giving introductions- at the same time.
"Oh, hello hello, my name is Stuff Gal Mono but you can call me Gal I see you were hitchhiking and you can board with us we know who you are you're Doctor Faust and you ROCK!" she blurted.
"Get off my leg!" yelled Faust, trying to pry off Gal.
"Climb aboard!" called Moshi out the window, "I can get her off!" Faust limped onto the bus as quickly as possible.
"How are you going to get her off?" he asked.
"I'm not," stated Moshi, locking the door.
"WHAT!" yelled Faust.
"Step on it, Leon!" ordered Moshi.
"Is Gal using mind control?" asked Josh, looking at Gal.
"…and then we're going to go…" rambled Gal, still attached to Faust's leg.
"Doesn't look like it," said Phil, blankly.
Forgot the disclaimer last chapter. Whups.
Disclaimer: Moshi, Josh, Phil, and Gal are the only original characters. The others belong to…uh….series which aren't this one. Yup.
Any comments? Feeling confused? Wanna tell me how kickass I (oh…and everyone else in the Storgy) am! Then… leave a review! And, it'll probably be answered.