"Can we eat the hitchhiker yet?" asked Tetsu with a knife in his hand.
Gal's eyes glowed demonically. "The hell you are!" she roared. T-Chan sat down and put away the knife.
"I said drive!" growled Moshi. Leon was still unconscious. Moshi marched to the front of the bus. "WAKE UP!" she yelled, shaking Leon. He still slept.
"Poor Leon," said D. 'He's so cute when he sleeps,' D added in his mind.
Moshi growled and tossed Leon over the seat. "Fine, I'm driving!" she announced with her paw clenched. Leon sat limply on the floor. "You wanted a snack, Tetsu?" she asked, pointing at Leon.
"You can't eat him!" said D, hugging Leon protectively. Tetsu was disappointed again (because he couldn't eat Leon, you perv).
"Mmm, soft…" muttered Leon in his sleep, hugging D back.
"Someone get her off of me!" yelled Faust, trying to strangle Gal.
"AHHHH!" yelled Moshi, "A DITCH!" The bus hit the ditch, didn't crash, and came up the other side and back onto the road. "Wow, that was miraculous! Anybody hurt?" asked Moshi, turning around.
Leon was still asleep. D was sitting on Leon's lap. Leon was hugging D. Gal was no longer attached to Faust's leg. Faust's head had a giant bump on it. Tetsu was laying in the isle. Josh was stuck under a seat. Pon-Chan was somehow still in her seat. And Phil had one of Faust's loose scalpels stuck in his hand.
"I'm fine," said D, cheerily.
"Zzz…smells nice…" muttered Leon.
"Where am I?" asked Faust, "and why do I have this skeleton in my coat?" He tossed Eliza's skeleton out the window. She got smashed by a truck. "Wow, you're really pretty." Faust said to Gal.
"I'm good!" said Gal, with more enjoyment than usual in her voice.
"I guess I'm okay," said Phil, pulling the scalpel out of his hand. "I'm driving now, though."
"'kay," replied Moshi, flopping down next to Tetsu.
"Wait a minute, Phil's just a hamster! How is he-?" began Gal, but she was stopped short by the bus's sudden movement. "Gah! He's flooring it!" she shouted in surprise.
"Hell yeah I am!" Phil answered with a crazed grin.
Josh crawled out from under the seat. "I'm driving next!" he called out.
"No, I am!" Gal threw in.
"No you won't," smiled Josh.
"Why!"
"Because you have to stop D from messing with Leon."
Gal turned around to see D taking off Leon's clothes. "Nooo!" she screamed, running off.
Josh walked behind Phil, pulled out a GameCube controller, and plugged it into Moshi. He toggled the joy stick to get the hang of it, then made Moshi walk over to Phil.
"SMASH ATTACK!" Moshi shouted, charging up before smacking Phil out of his seat. A great scream was the last thing heard from him, as he flew into the sunset.
Josh jumped into the driver's seat. "Okay, so which way is Japan…" Then he took a hard turn and headed for the ocean, laughing madly.
"NOOO!" everyone else shouted, right before they hit the water…
Josh woke up to see Phil at the wheel. "Weird dream," he mumbled, before falling back asleep.
Leon woke up with a yawn. "That was the best nap I've ever had," he said, "even though I got strangled into it… D, GET OFF MY LAP!" Leon stood up as quickly as possible, and D fell on floor.
"You're the one who wouldn't let me stand up." said the Count.
"Why would I do that?" shouted Leon. This woke up Moshi, who wasn't in a good mood for lack of sleep.
Moshi sat up, looked at her watch, looked silently out the window for a moment, and stood up. She walked over and leaned against the back of Leon's seat. Moshi leaned in real close to Leon's face with an angry and tired look in her eyes. "The bus almost crashed, everyone got flung around, and you ended up hugging D, very tightly might I add. It's your fault. Now, please, WILL YOU SHUT UP SO I CAN SLEEP?"
"Sure…" said Leon, cowering in his seat. Moshi stared at him with an eyebrow raised and then stalked back to her seat.
Leon out a sigh of relief, that cat girl could be scary at times. "What was that weird look for?" mumbled Leon.
Disclaimer: Josh, Moshi, Phil, and Gal are all original characters. The rest aren't.
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