I had to move… and then I got lazy. (smile smile) Here's chapter 5, finally!
Note: For some reason, putting an exclamation point right next to a question mark- to show in dialog someone asking a loud, angry question- doesn't work on here properly. So, sorry for the random periods I had to put in between! (sweatdrop)
"Um… detective…" Count D mumbled.
"Hm…?"
"You're hugging me again." D grinned sweetly.
"Huh!.? Why'd this happen again!.?.!.?"
"You're secretly in love with me."
"….NO!..." Leon scooted away.
"It doesn't help to scoot away if you're still hugging me…"
Leon kept scooting anyway, until he stepped on Josh's tail.
"Owww!" cried the wolf-boy. His shout woke up Moshi,
"I thought I told you to SHUT UP!" she bellowed.
Josh was holding his tail, mumbling "He stepped on my tail…"
Josh then grabbed Leon and Moshi grabbed D, the grabbing-victims then being thrown off the bus… they landed behind a rock and slipped away behind said rock. The cat-girl then went back to sleep, while the wolf-boy went back to his seat.
The next morning…
Leon woke up on the bus, fully clothed. He had had the scariest dream. Why would he and D…well, no reason to think about it, it was just a dream. Leon looked around, D was sleeping in the seat across from him. Everyone else was minding their own business. Phil was driving.
"Why's my ass hurt?" asked Leon suddenly.
Moshi and Josh turned around from their card game. "Duh?" they said in unison.
The blood then drained from Leon's face and came back to turn it red.
"I never figured you for a bottom person, though," said Moshi, as if it were an every day thing.
"Me neither," added Josh.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!.?.!.?" yelled Leon.
"I didn't," replied Moshi, smiling, "but now I do."
Leon fell back into his seat. He didn't know what to think. No one seemed to care. Leon was quiet 'til noon, when the bus ran out of gas and D woke up.
"Good morning, my dear detective," smiled D, sitting up. "What time is it?"
"Noon," said Leon, expressionlessly.
"Oh," said D, "You really wore me out, detective." D scooted close to Leon and leaned on his shoulder. Leon didn't react either way. D frowned, "You were much more affectionate last night, detective."
A small shiver crawled up and down Leon's spine. He walked away from the Count as quickly as possible. "I-I don't know what you're-" he began, but was immediately shushed down by Faust, whose seat he happened to be near at the moment.
"Keep it down, or else you'll wake her up!" he angrily whispered.
Leon then saw who "her" was referring to- Gal was asleep, curled up, head resting on Faust's lap. At the moment, she let out a small yawn, tightened her curl, and nuzzled into his lap a little.
"She was up on the roof all night, watching you and the Chinese man, making sure you two weren't up to anything funny," Faust added, his face now slightly red.
"Um, uh… Faust," Josh began, with a shaky voice from fear of being killed, "I don't think she was up there because of-"
"Just leave him be in his own naïve world," Moshi interrupted.
Devastated, Leon sat down on a lonely seat in a dark corner and looked at his feet.
"What the hell are we sitting around here for!.?" Someone needs to bring us some gas!" shouted Phil, angry that nobody seemed to care.
"Yeah! We need to get my homo-wolf!" said Josh spiritedly, remembering why everyone was on a stolen bus in the first place.
As usual, les comments and shizzle go on the review! Nyooo!
Disclaimer: Everyone but Josh, Moshi, Phil, and Gal are already-made characters.