Author's Note: Thanks to all of my reviewers! I'm getting better, aren't I? It hasn't been eight months, just three!

Riles: 1) Yeah, I just got book 8 yesterday! So I should probably put that one in there too. Too bad I can't make Ritchan-san come out of the book without some major plot-holes, or I would right away! Haha, that would be really funny.

2) I was already aware about Akito; my friend told me. I was in shock for kind of a while, but I'm over it now. However, since not everybody knows, I'll keep Akito as a guy for now, so I don't ruin the surprise.

It is pretty funny though, isn't it?

Donnie Darko: Hahaha! That's so like Shigure. Mii: SHIGURE! HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING! ((sobs)) She's actually pretty scary when she wants to be.

Artemis moon: Wow…Thanks! I didn't know it was that good.

Tacky Socks: I'm just special, aren't I… No, I won't abuse my power, ((bwahaha)) so I'm updating!

Zanica: I don't like Akito either, but it was fun. Here's your chapter!

Silverphoenix2: Here you are; it's short, but what can you expect from a girl who has writer's block?

GirlWaterShaman: Akito's a guy in this one since not everyone knows and I don't want to spoil any surprises. I think I will have Hiro diss Malfoy because that would be hilarious, but I don't know about pairings…hmm…I'll have to ponder it. Thanks for your review!

SpiritsFlame: Yaoi…oh wow…I didn't think of that at all…I am not a romance writer, but I do love yaoi, or at least shonen ai, so maybe I'll try. Maybe I'll just insinuate yaoi. That could be pretty funny. Thanks for your review!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or Harry Potter, blah blah, etc, etc.

Chapter 3

Akito's Loose in Hogwarts!

Akito looked at Hermione. She looked back, terrified. This wasn't supposed to happen! His eyes bored into hers, scaring her even more, if that was humanly possible.

"Who…are you?" Akito finally asked. "You're not Hatori…or Shigure…or Kureno…so who are you?"

However, before Hermione could reply, he opened his mouth and yelled at the top of his lungs, "HATORI!"

Hermione desperately tried to quiet him, but to no avail. "HATORI! WHERE ARE YOU?" While he was catching his breath, Hermione thought as quickly as she could. How could she shut him up? It suddenly hit her. As Akito opened his mouth to shout again, she raised her wand (which was still in her hand) and shouted, "Silencio!"

Akito's mouth moved, but no sound came out. He closed his mouth, confused, then tried again, with the same effect. In fury, he started toward her, bent on strangling her or possibly pulling all of her hair out. Hermione, fortunately for her hair, was ready. She put out her arm and-"Petrificus Totalus!"- put him under a full body-bind. Akito fell to the floor; his eyes roved in his head wildly.

Hermione sat down in her chair, breathing heavily. She closed her eyes and began to meditate, something her parents had taught her to do when she was feeling stressed. She didn't notice the wisps of smoke appearing next to her.

"EXCUUUSE MEEEE!" Someone said in a loud voice. Hermione came out of her meditation to see none other than Momiji Sohma standing in front of her, looking concerned. When he saw her looking at him, he looked over her shoulder and yelled, "Ha'ri! C'mere! She looks sick!" Indeed, Hermione felt the blood draining from her face. This couldn't be happening. It had to be a dream. And Ha'ri could only mean one thing: Momiji and Akito weren't the only ones to come out of her book.

Someone put a hand on her shoulder. She whirled to see Hatori standing behind her. "Are you all right?" he asked. "Um…er…" was all that Hermione could say. Somehow, Hatori being there made it so it had to be true.

"Where are we?" He asked, taking this way more calmly than Hermione thought she would have.

"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Hermione replied shakily. "I was…doing homework when I accidentally summoned you from the book."

Momiji cocked his head to the side. "What book? What are you talking about?"

Hermione cast around for the book and saw it lying on the floor next to the table. She went to pick it up, but dropped immediately because yet another wisp of smoke came out of it and took the form of an all-too familiar cat.

"Kyo…oh, my God."

Kyo looked around and saw Momiji in his school uniform, Akito on the floor like a board, and Hatori bending over him. His eyes widened.

What the hell is going on? Where am I?"

"Kyo, stop shouting. Something strange is going on and she hasn't explained yet." Hatori said calmly, more calmly than Hermione felt.

"You got that right! I want to know what's going on!" Kyo hollered and sat down in a chair.

"Please, if you're going to be such a baby, shut up." A soft, yet annoyed voice said from behind Kyo. Hermione swiveled her head around to see Yuki looking (as Motoko would say) as dreamy as ever.

"You damn rat! You're the one who's the baby! Why can't you just DIE!" yelled Kyo angrily.

"Because dying would mean leaving Miss Honda alone with you and that disgusting writer Shigure."

"Why you-" "You called, Yuki?"

"Oh no. What are you doi- WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO PERVERTED!" Kyo screamed at Shigure, who was looking at Hermione with a rather scary expression in his eye. Hermione, who was still in a sort of daze, looked at him, saw the look he was giving her, and slapped him. Then, realizing what she had just done, gasped. "Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry!"

"No, it's okay. I'm used to it." Shigure winced, rubbing a red hand mark on his cheek.

"I'm sure you are, Shigure." Hatori said without looking up. "Now, miss, can you take us somewhere we won't be disturbed? I'm sure we're making quite a scene."

"Oh, yes." Hermione got up, gathered her things (including the book), levitated Akito, and tiptoed out behind the shelf. Luckily, she had chosen a table next to the door, so they didn't have to walk across the entire library.

She opened the door quietly and hurried out with Akito floating behind her. Hatori, Momiji, Shigure, Yuki, and Kyo followed.

"We'll be there in a second." She told them as they turned a corner into the hallway where the Room of Requirement was located. She walked back and forth three times thinking, "We need a place where no one will hear anything that goes on…a place that has comfortable furniture." On her third pass, a door appeared, which she opened. Inside, there were cushy couches and chairs. Everyone filed in and she shut the door and locked it.

A/N: Yes, that was the whole chapter. But I have writer's block, so it's really hard for me. I think I know what I'm going to write next, though, so hopefully I'll be able to update. This is so sad, between when I update, like, three books come out, so by the time I update, it's behind the times! Oh well, that's what I get for writing a fanfiction about a story that's not all out yet! It's summer now, too, so I'll hopefully be able to write more! Until chapter 4, this is genny62890!