Here's a howdy do! Chibi Teazer is back (Cori – Shock and horror to all readers – DUCK FOR COVER) (--;;) Anyway, lesse what sort of ficcie I can come up with during my free period of the first day back at school hmm? (July 20th 2004) BUT FIRST tapes Cori's mouth shut Now it can be a serious one with no INTERRUPTIONS
The sun was midway in the sky, cats were indeed about in the junkyard however not so visible to passers-by. Victoria lay hidden partway under a box looking somewhat like a feather duster. Albeit a clean one, for a junkyard, but a feather duster all the same. Her mind was wandering somewhat as she lay there and was soon very much asleep. The rest of the cats hidden in their various spots didn't bat an eyelid (N yeah... I know cats don't have eyelids that are able to bat but we wont go there... I believe we did once in terms of eyebrows and that turned out hideous...) at the white cat. Nor did they even twitch at the arrival of Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer.
"Whot! Oi!" yelled the calico tom in frustration at his partner in crime.
"I taint moi faul' tha' ya can' speak Inglish proplay loike!"
"Oi can SO speak Inglish proper loike!"
"Would you two please... SHUTTUP..." yelled Misto who had just curled up.
"Bu' she woz makin fun of meeee!!!" yelled a rather put out Mungojerrie.
"I don't care! It's mid morning... NORMAL cats should be asleep in the sun by now!"
"OI! OO ARE YOO CALLIN' NORMAL!?!?!" Yelled the notorious duo together.
Misto rolled his eyes. The two cats had been having these fights non stop for the past two weeks. Arguing over trivial matters, and it was driving the whole junkyard absolutely barmy. Victoria slowly made her way over to Misto.
"We have to do something about those two." Motioning to the two cats in the middle of the junkyard still arguing about something... at that particular point in time it was if Mungojerrie was allergic to bananas.
"Yeah... they're absolutely insane..."
"Anyone can see that they're head over heels for each other though..." said Tantomile from behind them. Her mate Coricopat was sleeping somewhat soundly next to her, his head resting on her hip.
"They are?" asked Misto in mild confusion.
"Oh Misto! Have a look at their aura's for just one second..."
Misto did as he was told... then blushed heavily.
"Oh... hee? I guess I missed that..." a slight twitch of the nose ensued.
Victoria stared at the two for a while... then:
"Well! What is it!?"
"Their auras are completely pink. Signifying heavy amorous emotion. But when they move away from each other then they go grey... to signal loneliness..."
"AWWW!!! THAT IS SOOOOO CUTE!" Squealed an excited Viccy. "We have to get them together!"
"That's something that we can't do Viccccy! It's completely upto them..." said Misto.
"And the fact that love is an emotion that really can't be tampered with." Said Tantomile nudging her mate somewhat.
"mmurfh.. yeah.. what she said.." Said Coricopat before falling back into heavy slumber.
"Humph... I don't care... I want to see them happy..." said Viccy
"Sweetie, the best thing is to let them sort it out themselves." Said Tantomile.
"But they've been like this for weeeeeeeeeks!" Said Viccy back to Tantomile... but she had already disappeared... along with her mate "Dammit I hate it when they do that..."
End of chappie one! Hmm... not the bestest beginning ever, but I have some great ideas flowing out of my fingers atm! I hope you like! Please feed me with reviews!
The sun was midway in the sky, cats were indeed about in the junkyard however not so visible to passers-by. Victoria lay hidden partway under a box looking somewhat like a feather duster. Albeit a clean one, for a junkyard, but a feather duster all the same. Her mind was wandering somewhat as she lay there and was soon very much asleep. The rest of the cats hidden in their various spots didn't bat an eyelid (N yeah... I know cats don't have eyelids that are able to bat but we wont go there... I believe we did once in terms of eyebrows and that turned out hideous...) at the white cat. Nor did they even twitch at the arrival of Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer.
"Whot! Oi!" yelled the calico tom in frustration at his partner in crime.
"I taint moi faul' tha' ya can' speak Inglish proplay loike!"
"Oi can SO speak Inglish proper loike!"
"Would you two please... SHUTTUP..." yelled Misto who had just curled up.
"Bu' she woz makin fun of meeee!!!" yelled a rather put out Mungojerrie.
"I don't care! It's mid morning... NORMAL cats should be asleep in the sun by now!"
"OI! OO ARE YOO CALLIN' NORMAL!?!?!" Yelled the notorious duo together.
Misto rolled his eyes. The two cats had been having these fights non stop for the past two weeks. Arguing over trivial matters, and it was driving the whole junkyard absolutely barmy. Victoria slowly made her way over to Misto.
"We have to do something about those two." Motioning to the two cats in the middle of the junkyard still arguing about something... at that particular point in time it was if Mungojerrie was allergic to bananas.
"Yeah... they're absolutely insane..."
"Anyone can see that they're head over heels for each other though..." said Tantomile from behind them. Her mate Coricopat was sleeping somewhat soundly next to her, his head resting on her hip.
"They are?" asked Misto in mild confusion.
"Oh Misto! Have a look at their aura's for just one second..."
Misto did as he was told... then blushed heavily.
"Oh... hee? I guess I missed that..." a slight twitch of the nose ensued.
Victoria stared at the two for a while... then:
"Well! What is it!?"
"Their auras are completely pink. Signifying heavy amorous emotion. But when they move away from each other then they go grey... to signal loneliness..."
"AWWW!!! THAT IS SOOOOO CUTE!" Squealed an excited Viccy. "We have to get them together!"
"That's something that we can't do Viccccy! It's completely upto them..." said Misto.
"And the fact that love is an emotion that really can't be tampered with." Said Tantomile nudging her mate somewhat.
"mmurfh.. yeah.. what she said.." Said Coricopat before falling back into heavy slumber.
"Humph... I don't care... I want to see them happy..." said Viccy
"Sweetie, the best thing is to let them sort it out themselves." Said Tantomile.
"But they've been like this for weeeeeeeeeks!" Said Viccy back to Tantomile... but she had already disappeared... along with her mate "Dammit I hate it when they do that..."
End of chappie one! Hmm... not the bestest beginning ever, but I have some great ideas flowing out of my fingers atm! I hope you like! Please feed me with reviews!