Summary: Many different perspectives on different and bizarre relationships. HG/BZ, GW/DM
Authors Note: Mmmmmm Chocolate. I like chocolate, I also like curry, cucumbers, chili and crazy hot European sex.
Disclaimer: I obviously do not own Harry Potter, and even if you could find a plot in this story I doubt I own it either, although I do own 'a beautiful face', oh god I am incredibly lame.
Chapter Three - A Wet Awakening
Blaise Zabini stretched his arms after waking up, listening to the pitter-patter of raindrops hitting the roof. Then he realised one important fact. The Slytherin dorms were underground, which meant he couldn't possibly be in his room if he could hear the rain. After making this startling discovery Blaise realised he was especially cold, and that his hair was being blown across his face, a lot.
Slightly afraid to open his eyes Blaise summoned the courage and almost squealed with fear when he saw he was lying on the roof of Hogwarts.
"WHAT THE FUCK" he bellowed.
"Nice to see you've woken sleeping beauty" a female voice slurred from in front of him.
Blaise sat up and saw Draco's object of affection hovering in front of him on a broomstick.
"What the fuck are you doing Weasley?" Blaise questioned wearily.
She hopped off her broom, slowly sliding down next to him. Blaise inwardly smirked, Ginny Weasley was definitely the type of girl to take Malfoy on.
"You see, I was just having my morning fly around the …um…castle, yes, castle, and I noticed something strange…" Ginny began to explain bringing Blaise back to earth.
"Around the castle eh? More like perving on the prefects bathroom!" Blaise muttered causing her to grin.
"As I was saying… when I noticed that my perving window was blocked by none other than your best buddy, Malfoy. Now, I must say I was slightly irritated at having my view of the Hufflepuff Quidditch Team being blocked, and also rather curious to Malfoy sexuality, so of course I had to ask him about it"
Blaise snorted. "You questioned Malfoy's sexuality? Baaaad move Weasley."
Ginny nodded in agreement, 'Yes I realise that now. Anyway, he mentioned that if I wanted to see something better than half naked poofters I should fly to this roof, so I did, and here I am" she finished brushing her hands together. Before Blaise called reply she continued talking, "Now…" Ginny began leaning in towards him, "…what is this I hear about you flirting with little Miss Head girl?"
Draco Malfoy's heart was beating at a pace so rapid he almost summoned for a medi – witch. Stupid Weasley. Poor Weasley. Filthy muggle loving Weasley. Beautiful Weasley.
NO wait, shit, beautiful is not an insult!
Draco almost fell off his broom when Ginny Weasley ambushed him as he was looking through the bathroom window. He knew it must have looked shifty, a male looking at male's bathing, but really…all he was doing was trying to figure out what their quidditch tactics were while he waited for Blaise to wake up. Draco cackled as he recalled the prank he pulled on his friend. Blaise was scared shitless of heights.
"BASTARD" an angry voice screamed as the door to his dorm flew open. Draco stood up, plastering a false grin upon his face, 'Blaaiiiise, my friend, how did you sleep hmmm?"
Blaise just continued to glare at him for a moment then shrugged and replied, "Wasn't that bad, didn't even notice where I was until your girlfriend woke me up!"
Draco frowned, "Pansy woke you up?"
Blaise paused, "Ohhh that's right, you do actually have a girlfriend don't you? No no, Pansy didn't wake me up, I meant the Weasley, the one you want to be your girlfriend." Blaise rubbed his hands together as they had a habit of getting cold and continued, "…and she told me quite an interesting tale of you and your sexuality, don't worry Draco, mate, I'll support you when you decide to 'come out'…"
"BITCH!" Draco shrieked…then he smiled fondly, "I must admit it might have looked shifty though…if only she knew what I was thinking about her then she would have no doubt on my sexuality!"
Blaise coughed slightly…"Yes, well…I'm going to…uh…go now"
Draco ignored him and flopped down on his bed, staring at the ceiling with a goofy smile on his face.
"HE WAS ON THE ROOF?" Hermione bellowed, "Doesn't he KNOW how dangerous that is? He could have been KILLED! Not to mention it's breaking at least three separate rules!" she continued, pacing around her dorm.
Ginny laughed. "Come'n Mione, it wasn't like Zabini even knew he was up there, till he woke up of course"
Hermione stood still and stared at her. "Well then how the heck did he get up there then?"
Ginny patted the bed beside her and began to explain about Malfoy.
"…So it was kind of weird the way Malfoy acted, kind of normal or something you know… don't you think Mione?" Ginny finished absently twirling a strand of hair between her fingers.
Hermione glanced at her friend, rose from the bed and headed towards the door.
"Aren't you even going to comment?" Ginny demanded.
Hermione sniggered, "Ginny, you're my best friend, and I know for a fact you agreed to go with Harry to the ball next week, so there is no way I'm going to get involved with your impending relationship with Malfoy"
Ginny, for the first time, was speechless.
"I didn't realise she was so perceptive, it's like, she knew before I did!" Ginny exclaimed to Luna Lovegood, who was busy pushing a piece of bacon around her plate.
Luna was a pretty girl, if you liked the 'off with the fairies' look. Luna was also a very patient girl, who kept people's secrets very well, but Ginny had been blabbering for hours over breakfast and she would very much like to return to her school textbooks.
"I'm not surprised Ginny, Draco is quite good eye candy, just your type." Luna interrupted.
Ginny scoffed. "Yeah coz you know Lun, I have a chance with the fucking SEX GOD of Hogwarts and all…"
Luna just smiled as she walked away.
"Ronny…have you, have you told them about me yet?" the girl said softly, running her small hands through his hair.
Ron moaned and lay back on her bed, "No! No, of course I haven't, you haven't been attacked in the corridors yet or anything so yeah, course I haven't, I mean, do you want me to? I will if you want me to, but you have a boyfriend as well you know and what will that prat say?"
She laughed, flipping her black locks behind her. "Draco? Draco probably doesn't even remember I am his girlfriend, in fact, he'd be thanking you for finally getting rid of that pesky girl!"
Ron frowned. "How can you say that! How can you say he'd say that? He'd probably just beat the living daylights out of me for kicks anyway! I mean…"
"You've got a point…" she drawled, '…Draco does have a liking of beating up Weasley's!"
Ron's face paled considerably. Pansy laughed again. "Don't worry sweetie, I'll just tell him not too, Draco isn't as big a prat as you Gryffindors make him out to be, he's just a little skewed In the mind sometimes…but I can't blame him with a friend like Blaise Zabini!"
Ron choked. "What's wrong with Zabini?"
Pansy glanced at him. "Why do you want to know?"
Ron frowned. "Just what's up with him? Why's he so bad?"
Pansy crossed her legs underneath her and clasped her hands together. "Well…where do I begin…"
Ron's face had grown exceedingly purple, "…so you mean to tell me Zabini is a sadistic womanizer with absolutely no morals, a bizarre outlook on the world, a love of muggle literature and he would do anything to get what he wanted?"
Pansy nodded agreeably.
Ron fainted.
Authors Note:
Who is your favourite character? I'm very curious actually to know. I've worked pretty hard on trying to make sure they all have fairly different personalities.
In the next chapter get ready for…
The Return of Longbottom