A/N - Here's the final segment - it really isn't as funny as the other 2, but it serves as a sort of conclusion.

VMR (fixes hair, that is rumpled, and her hair is coming out of her classy hair twist; the chaos that was ensuing before the commercial break of all the groupies going out of control because of Paul's abs seems to have quieted down): Are we on? Okay, good. Welcome back to our show. We have seen the twisted and tangled relationships and lies of the "Mediator" group, with whom we were talking about today. Let's take a look at what happened…

(clips of Paul taking off his shirt; Jesse yelling, "DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY"!; Ryter saying "Now, Jesse de Silva has been a long-time ghost, who fell in love with his roommate – yes, his female roommate, Susannah Simon." Kelly hugging Paul saying, "Take me now! Take me now!")

Audience: claps politely

VMR: Any final statements from our guests?

Paul warily says: Can I have a restraining order from her? (He points at Kelly, who is looking at Paul, leaning towards him in her seat in front, with a dreamy look and almost drooling)

VMR (with a smile): Will do, Paul.

Jesse: I would like to say that I, for one, am not gay.

Audience gasps as though this is a big surprise.

Suze (shocked): Really? You're not? (Goes up to Jesse and starts making out with him)

Paul (disgusted): Do you mind?

Jesse (between kisses, waves dismissively): Whatever, Slater.

(Paul suddenly stands up in anger, and goes to punch Jesse; the security guards see this happening, and just as the brawl is breaking out, they separate Paul and Jesse, and take them away from the stage)

Suze (calls out, trying to see Jesse from the group of bodyguards surrounding him, taking him off stage): I'll wait for you after the show, okay babe?

Jesse (with a bloody nose calls out): Sure!

Kelly calls out to Paul: Can I wait for you?

Paul: H$ no! Ryter – remember the restraining order….! (He calls out just as he's being dragged off stage)

VMR (gives a thumb's up to Paul. She turns to the camera, and viewers at home): So, it seems Jesse and Paul were never gay to begin with. Paul is still in love with Suze, and Kelly is in serious need of therapy.

An Outraged audience member stands up, and yells: We already knew that! Didn't we learn anything new today!

Another audience member stands up and retorts: Sure we already knew that – but didn't today make for great TV?

The whole audience woops and cheers "Yeah"

VMR: So tune in for tomorrow's episode - "Werewolves: Fact of Fantasy?" This is VeryMoodyRyter, and remember: may all your writings be… well, moody.

Audience claps and the credits start rolling, cheesy elevator-music plays in the background the TV is showing scenes from today's episode.

THE END

A/N – Reviews would be kindly appreciated.