The boat finally docked in the morning, the three of them got out and walked onto the land before them. Saint Mare was a tiny island with only one main village and it being so early in the morning still, everyone was sleep.
"We must be careful not to wake the people, believe me you do not want to see them when angry now follow me." Jack said leading Will and Liz into the ghost like village.
"Wow Jack wasn't kidding" Elizabeth said in Will's ear
They finally reached some old and out of date home with the words 'ENTER NOT' in big letters on the door.
"Jack are you sure we're supposed to be here?" Will said with Elizabeth frightfully holding on to him
"Trust me mates, me and Old Bill Herman go back to when this incident first started. Oh and for the record call him Bill, and also for the record you two are me only escapees including myself from Dead man's Lair, and you two are in no way in a relationship."
"Why?" Liz asked
"If there is one thing Old Bill hates the most is romance, and if he finds out I'm taking two love birds on this mission he'll never give me all the help I need, alright?" Jack said eyeing Will, as Will reluctantly made up his mind.
"Fine" Will said shaking a bit
Jack smiled and knocked on the door three times, finally the door burst open and an overweight man in trousers came out the door swinging an axe.
Will and Liz screamed; when the man lifted Jack up in the air.
"Who are ye'!" The man asked in an irritated voice
Jack now nervous replied "Captain Jack Sparrow!"
The man came to his senses and dropped Jack onto the floor.
"Well, why didn't you say so? Come in. Oh, and who are those two?" Bill asked
Jack picked himself from off the floor and said "That, Bill are two of me only remaining pirates."
"I thought you said all your men were at the lair? Ye' aren't fooling around with me, are ye' Mr. Jack Sparrow?" Bill said running the axe along Jacks earrings
"Bill? Look at me, would I lie to you, I mean if they're not me pirates then who could they possibly be?"
"I don't know for some reason I thought those were some of ye knuckle head friends from some island, that you haven't seen a while and wanted them to join you on some expedition."
"What! Bill, I only deal with the best which is why they're here."
"Fine; what's their names?"
Will, Jack, and Liz all stared at each other confused
"Ah…" Jack said thinking
"I'm Jack's right hand man William Turner, and girl is one of the most notorious pirates in the Caribbean Elizabeth Sw-
"Elizabeth, but most know me as the 'Treasure Crusader'." Liz said putting on her best pirates face
"Ok" Bill said simply and went into the house, the others soon following.
"Sit where ever ye' please." Bill said as he rummaged through his cabinets
To Liz and Will's dismay their wasn't a single chair.
"We'll stand thank you" Liz said smiling
"Ah sir what are you looking for, if you don't mind me asking?" Liz said
"Now, Liz he's probably getting all his authentic 'pirate gear' out, you mustn't disturb him as he's working."
Bill popped his head from out of the closet a second later with two bottles of rum.
"Rum anyone!" Bill said with a huge smile
"Authentic pirate gear, ay Will?" Liz said
"Bill you know me like I know me black pearl if not better!" Jack said guzzling down a bottle
"Well, aren't ye' two maties going to join?" Bill asked
"Ah sir we don't drink rum?" Liz said with some attitude
"Well, look whose Mr. and Miss. Hoity Toity? I never knew a pirate in all me years who didn't drink rum!"
"Well, Bill I said they were one of the best pirates, not the smartest!" Jack said bursting into hysterical laughter
"If you two wouldn't mind wrapping your little party up maybe we could get some work done." Liz said with her hands on her hips
"The gal is right" Jack said
"Ok" Bill said getting up "I need to run up stairs to get the stuff I'll be back in a moment feel free to drink all ye' can stand and then some!" Bill said laughing a bit drunk
Once Bill had gone the three started to talk
Jack started giggling to himself.
"What's wrong Jack?" Will said
"The treasure crusader!" Jack blurted laughing so hard he spilled his rum
"Oh, and I suppose you could've done better off the top of your head with a man with a sharp axe in your face?"
Will began to giggle too
"Oh and what are you laughing at Mr. Turner?" Liz said playfully
"Jack does have a point Lizzy" Will said laughing
"You two are unbelievable! I'm surprised at you especially Will" Liz said fake smacking him
"Lizzy stop!" Will said laughing
"Not…until…you…learn…your…lesson!" Liz said slapping him
"Oh really?" Will said
"Really" Liz said as Will ran his hands down her hips and pinned her against the wall
Just then Bill came back with a stack of papers the scene of Will and Liz made him stop dead in his tracks.
Jack smacked his head in embarrassment, causing Will and Liz to look up.
"Oh there's that pesky eye lash!" Will said
A/N: Thanks for the awesome reviews, and as per Liz not realizing Will's obvious proposal efforts, who ever said she didn't? I always did find Liz a bit of a tease.