Author comment: Story contains stuff. If you're offended by stuff then God help you.
The Heart and The Mind
The red headed boy leaped up avoiding another low kick from the woman in front of him. His green eyes poorly disguised his amusement as the green tinted woman cries of frustration. He failed to disguise his smile when she lunged forward attempting to claw him with her green plasma covered hands.
"You know you're beautiful when you're angry." He smiled as he slipped his hand up brushing her long dark hair. It was soft to the touch and felt almost like silk.
"Shut up hero boy and fight."
"My father taught me never to hit a lady Shego."
"Well I'm no lady so there." She struck out again annoyed at his flippant remarks.
The red headed boy dodged the blow yet again before moving in past the woman guard. He swept her up easily in his arm delivering one of his trade marked kisses. Like all women before her, Shego melted into his arm with a contented sigh.
"Any chance I can convince you to go evil?" She purred the last remark as she leaned in closer to him.
"Well...for you I would consider it." He smiled down at her again. His arch foe was hopping back and forth upset with his side kick recent distraction.
"Shego! Stop making kissy face and kill that pretty boy already!" The blue skinned freak looked like he was about to pop a blood vessel. His hand was already trying to rip his own pony tail out.
"Do I have to Dr. D?" She smiled up at the red head before separating herself.
"You know when you're a little older I'll show you a few new tricks." She smiled again at him especially when she noticed the blush.
"KP! I got it." The red head looked up and flashed the blond boy a smile. His best friend since Pre-K was waving around a box shaped device excitedly crying out.
"Great Ron. Just don't push that button." The red head made a move to head up the stairs to the top floors.
"Press the button. Ok KP you're the boss." The red head looked up with shock too late to cry out as the blond pressed the button.
Everything after that went white. In the center of the light the red head saw what looked like a giant golden monkey. The monkey was in a crouch position and its large golden eyes stared directly towards the red head.
"What was once lost shall be once again. Woman I declare your fate." With that the monkey was gone.
The alarm blare suddenly woke him from his deep sleep. Rising up the red head swept back his hair staring bleary eyed at the alarm. Stretching the boy rose from his position on his bed and headed towards the closet. Partway there the boy ran his hands through his long red hair.
'Wait...long red hair.' KP frantically turned towards the mirror in the room to check his appearance.
'Ok no scars. No visible sign of damage. All limbs attached you just go long hair. Not bad in the breast department too. Wait breast!'
After a quick inspection KP noted two things. One he was rather hot and two he was appeared to be female. Promising himself latter a closer inspection he walked across the room and grabbed his communicator. The blue PDA like thing made him pause for a second.
'Wait this thing is supposed to be green. Like my eyes. Why is it blue? Well as long as Wade on the other end it doesn't matter' KP pressed the button.
"Kim do you have any idea what time it is?" KP sighed with relief as he saw the figure of a young black boy appear before him.
"Wade I need you to scan me. I think something wrong!" KP's voice rose a few levels beyond what he was use to. Damn girly voice!
"What...calm down Kim. I'll scan you." Wade failed to notice the correction of 'Kevin' made by the girl in front of him.
"Ok two things I've noticed Kim. First you seem to be a little too excited. Calm down its nothing major. Second you seem to have some residual energy left over from that last mission. I already told you though that it wouldn't affect you so don't worry." He shot KP a gentle smile as grabbed his drink.
"Wade it turned me into a girl! I don't think that's something I would call nothing." KP was barely containing himself at this boy trying not to scream. If it wasn't so serious he would have laughed when Wade spit his drink out.
"Kim? You are a girl." The young boy stared in disbelief at his screen.
"You've noticed so how do I fix this problem." He looked back at the kid in front of him waiting for an answer.
"What problem? You're a girl!" Wade was still just shaking his head staring at the person in front of him. As a side thought he ran a quick scan to check for any brain damage.
"You little bastard I'm a guy and you know it!" The young boy jumped at the anger shout coming from one of the few people he knew.
"Kim calm down. Its alright you don't need..." Wade never finished his statement because it was at this point that KP smashed the communicator against the wall.
"Damn little punk!" With a shake of his hand at the device the boy walked over to the closet.
A quick look informed him of his worst fears. Not only did Wade think he was a girl but apparently so did his bedroom. All of the pictures were of a young teenage girl that he now looked like. He noticed Ron in a few pictures, which was a relief. At least his best friend could help him out.
A quick look in the closet showed that most of his clothing was also now meant for a girl. Deciding on a sweat shirt and baggy cargo pants at the lesser of two evils KP quickly dressed. He had to wince though when he was forced to wear rather girly undergarments. At least he had a lot of experience when it came to putting on bras. Good old Tara had taught him that bit.
A quick look around and then he was out the window intent on avoiding being seen by his parents.
Ron was on cloud nine. Sure he should feel bad about the latest failure of a mission but it just couldn't. It was after all only a month ago that he started to date the most beautiful girl in the entire world. What man could feel down consider that?
His eyes swept the hall checking for the said beautiful girl before spotting her. He frowned when he saw that she was dressed in baggy pants and sweatshirt but just shrugged. Maybe Kim wasn't feeling good. Walking up to the locker he noticed Kim was staring with a great amount of anger at a picture there. Ron smiled to himself already devising his plan.
Damn it even his locker had pictures of this girl. Right out there to mock him was a picture of her and his best friend. He really needed to see Ron. At least his best friend would understand.
It was at this moment he felt a hand on his waist. This unexpected surprise caused him to sharply intake air before being spun around.
'Ron?' Right in front of him was his blond haired best friend. Before he could get out any comments though his friend leaned in and kissed him.
Ron pulled back a smile on his face looking at his girls face. He had to laugh at the slack expression she had with her lips still slightly parted.
"Good morning KP." He smiled his same goofy smile at her trying to cheer her up.
To his surprise though her expression changed to pure rage. Before he could react her fist slammed into his face. Reeling back from the blow he didn't have time to react before her leg slammed into his mid section knocking his breath out.
Sliding across the floor Ron came to a stop a few feet away. He looked up as the red head charged him with furry in her eyes.
'Did I forget her birthday?' He never got to ask before her fist came down on his face again.
Through the hail of blows he could hear the one repeating comment. "You god damn fag how dare you kiss me!" Well that was an interesting comment from her. He soon gave up his fight to remain conscious.
Bonnie hated Kim. That much was sure. Who could blame her though considering how Kim acted? She walked around like she was miss perfect who could do no wrong. Even Bonnie was surprised by what she saw.
She watched as Kim punched and then kicked her loser boyfriend across the hall. Then before the poor guy could even get up she leaped on him and started to hit the poor guy again and again. All the time she kept calling him a fag. Bonnie just had to shake her head.
Fortunately the beating soon came to and end when a very upset Mr. Barkin tackled the crazed girl. Bonnie always knew Kim was crazy and she had just been given her proof.
Author comment: Well here another short story. Unlike my Gundam story and my story with Ron as a mother this is meant to be short. I'll update the Gundam story soon already got a couple of pages down on the chapter. Just felt like writing this up real quick.
Anyway if you can name the anime this resembles I'll give you an honorable mention. If I could remember the show I'd post it myself. As always Disney owns KP and I don't. Please review after reading. Hope you liked this.