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Chp2: When in doubt ask a Monkey.
I.
Steve Barkin had spent years as an educator seeing things he thought he never would and even before that he had spent his time in the Marine core serving in Vietnam. Steve Barkin was no stranger to violence but even he was shocked at what he saw. Now sitting before him was the cause of all this.
"Ms. Possible care to explain to me why I had to contact an ambulance for young Mr. Stoppable." Barkin noticed the look the girl gave him. It caused him to sit back in his sit.
He had always assumed if Kim was going to snap she'd go after that Bonnie girl but to see her beating on her best friend was something he could never have imagined. Now he was noticing other odd things about her behavior. To put it simply she was sitting like a boy would with her legs spread out slightly and slumped over in her chair. Other small body language signs gave her away but somehow it still didn't fit with what a boy would do. Almost too stereotypical. Not that it matter anyway. Soon Ms. Possible would have to explain her story to the police he just hoped she had a good one.
"Ms. Possible your one of the best student I've had the honor to teach. Now I find you trying to kill one of my more...challenged students. I'd like to know why?" He continued to look at her as she leaned forward a grim look in her eyes.
"I hit him because he kissed me." With that simple statement she leaned back as if all was right again.
"Kissed you? Now I object to PDA in the halls Ms. Possible but last I check beating on someone for it is not encouraged in this school. Besides you're dating Mr. Stoppable are you not?" He scratched his head a worried look on his face. For once his cool demeanor was shaken.
"I'm not dating Ron!"
"What? Since when? Did he cheat on you?"
"No!"
"Then why did you hit him Ms. Possible. I can't help you if you don't help me."
"I hit him because I'm not gay. I don't like it when other guys kiss me. Happy?"
To say that last statement left him confused would be an understatement. He watched as the angry young girl nodded her head in satisfaction and got up to leave.
"Ms. Possible I'm not done with you yet." Barkin made a half hearted attempt to rise in order to stop her.
"Go blow it out your..."
II.
He decided it felt good to tell the pompous oaf off. For too long Mr. B had tortured him with extra homework. Just because Mr. B hadn't liked the way he had carried himself back in the 9th grade.
Besides he had better things to do. One was to fix what was going on with his body and to set things right. The second thing was to give the villain responsible for this one a little pay back. Sure he was still angry with Ron but even he had to admit he had gone a little too far.
"Kim, I always knew you were a crazy bitch." He turned in the hallway looking at the condescending voice behind him. A smile crossed KP's face.
"Bonnie still pissed off about me dumping you?" KP turned around looking at the tanned girl in front of him. His smile grew larger as he saw the look of shock on the other person face.
"What?" The girl stood there unable to do more then utter that one statement.
"Bonnie I've already told you. You're a cold fish in bed and I was total not satisfied with you. Get over it Bon-Bon." With that KP turned around and left. He would have fun laughing about that comment.
Outside school
He was annoyed beyond belief to have to resort to making a phone call to Wade. Smashing the communicator though calming was proving to be costing him.
After a few rings he heard a familiar voice on the other end. "This is Wade Load who may I ask is calling?"
"Wade it's me. I need a ride to Drakken lair."
"Kim?"
Suppressing the urge to kill yet again the boy allowed a light tone to come to his voice. "Yeah Wade, it's me."
"You ok? I heard a report that Ron was taken away in an ambulance. Something about a school beating."
"Drakken fault on that one. Don't worry about it. Anyway how about that ride Wade?"
"Sure thing Kim. Got one on the way. Where do you want to be picked up?"
KP decided it would only be a matter of time before the cops wised up and started to look for him. "Have it pick me up at..."
III.
The ride had arrived on time at the location KP had specified. It had been a short hop to Drakken lair. A quick jump had put him on the spot. Soon he would have the answers he needed to return him back to his body.
A quick crawl through the ventilation shaft put him where he wanted to be. He could see Drakken and Shego arguing about there latest scheme. KP decided now would be a good time to drop in.
"...Shego bit your tongue! I'm the evil genius here and I don't need to hear any..." Drakken halted in his statement when he saw the figure of a certain red headed cheerleader drop from the shaft.
"Hello Drakken!" KP walked forward a grin on his face as he approached Drakken. He was the familiar green light and turned towards his familiar rival.
"Shego good to see you." He approached her, a smile on his face.
"Did Kimmie come out to play?" Looking around Shego frowned. "Where the buffoon Kimmie?"
"Don't call me that." The red head continued to advance as Shego frowned.
"What Princess?"
"No don't call me Kim."
"Why?"
"Cause my name is Kevin." With that KP grabbed the shocked Shego and pulled her into a deep kiss. He could hear Drakken sharp intake of breath and couldn't help smile.
'Ron!' An image of a certain blonde haired boy suddenly popped up in KP head. With a surprise grunt he separated himself from a surprised green tinted villain.
"What do you think your doing Kim Possible? This isn't one of those on-line stories about you. I will not tolerate any Kigo action under my roof. She is my side kick and that is final."
KP didn't listen to Drakken as he stepped back. Confusion on his face.
'Why did I think of Ron there? I was kissing Shego and his face popped up in my head. What is wrong with me? It must be this damn body.' With that mystery solved KP turned towards the angry form of a certain blue skinned mad scientist.
"Change me back into a boy Drakken. I've had enough of your sick game."
Drakken blinked in confusion. "Wait...but you're a girl."
"Thus my problem. Now I want you to fix it."
"What? You've always been a girl. I think you have at least. Shego?"
Shego looked up at her boss. "Dr. D right now I'm ready to kill Princess but even I can see something wrong. Just tell her what she wants before she tries anything more permanent then a kiss."
Drakken frowned at his side kick before looking back at KP. "Ok what do you want to know?"
"Where is that monkey statue you stole?" KP had latched onto that as his only hope of changing back. It had all started because of that damn statue.
"Monkey Fist had it. Look for him. Now I want you out of my lair Kim Possible." Drakken turned to leave but looked back in surprise when he heard a growl.
"The name is Kevin Possible blue boy. Now learn it or I'll shove my foot so far up your ass people won't know where you stop and I begin. Clear."
Drakken blinked and then decided the better part of valor would be to agree with his crazed nemesis. "Crystal Mr. Possible."
"Good." With that KP turned and left the lair.
IV.
Ron awoke with a pain in his head. He felt like he had been thrown around by some crazed ape or something. He looked around and saw his mother worried face as she stared down at her son.
"Mom?"
"Ronnie you're alright. I was so afraid after I heard what that Possible girl did to you. I always told your father she was bad news and now we have the proof." Mrs. Stoppable started to wipe her son's face but froze when his arm gripped her.
"Mom I love you but if you speak ill of Kim one more time..." Ron looked into his mother eyes leaving the statement unfinished.
"But Ronald, look what she did..."
"Mom! Enough already!" Ron sat up speaking in harsh tones to his mother. He saw the look of hurt in her eyes but right now he had more important things to take care of.
"Anything broken?" When he saw his mother shake her head no he stood up ignoring her protest.
"I'm going to look for Kim mom. Don't bother staying up." Ron changed into an extra set of clothes laid out for him. His mother was always methodical about this stuff. She may not always be there for him but she did care.
"Ronald! I'm your mother and by God that means something. I forbid you to leave this room and look for that...girl." She said the last part with more hate then Ron had ever heard from her before.
"I love you Mom but sometimes I got to do what I feel is right. Kim is my world and by God I'm going to get her back. Nothing you say can change that."
With that Ron left his room and ran right into Mr. Possible. A gentle hand steadied the young boy as he looked into a concerned set of eyes. He soon noticed Mrs. Possible behind him with her familiar green eyes staring at him with concern.
"Ronald are you alright?" Mrs. Possible moved past her husband looking the young boy over.
"Yeah I'm fine Mrs. Dr. P"
"I'm so sorry about what Kimmie did to you Ronald. I'm sure she didn't mean it. Mr. Barkin thinks something's wrong with her." Mrs. Possible looked at the young boy hope in her eyes that he could clear this up.
"I don't know what's wrong Mrs. Dr. P but I intend to find out."
With that statement Ron moved past the couple heading out of the hospital. He would need help for this mission and he knew who he needed to contact.
"Ronald may I speak with you alone for a moment." Both Mrs. Possible and Ron turned back to look in confusion at Mr. Possible.
"Mr. Dr. P?" Ron stopped looking in confusion at Mr. Possible.
"It's about Kimmie. I think I might know what's wrong. I think you of all people should know."
To be continued...
Author note: Gundam chapter should be out tomorrow unless I run into more writer's block. Just had to write this chapter up. Well moving along at a good clip to end this story. It's not meant to last long after all.
VincetMagius: Thanks. Yes it's meant to be odd. You'll see soon enough though how odd. Anyway this isn't model after Ranma. Remember Ranma turned into a girl when splashed with water. Kim has the mind of a boy and the body of a girl. No amount of water will change her/his gender. Also everyone remember Kim as a girl not as a boy. What this means is up to you.
Chefjet: Wrong on all accounts. I'm considering leaving a more helpful hint so here it is. The anime involved a certain blond haired girl and a certain jester who could grant wishes. That should help. Also why does everyone think I intended this to be a one-shot? I meant it to be short but it'll have a few more chapters.
JMAN2.0: Well that answers that question. I don't intend to ruin any plot by answering questions so you'll just have to read to find out. It all comes together in the end. At least I hope it does.
Anyway new style because fanfiction decided that keeping my '' would be too much of a burden apparently. I'm still fighting with this sites method of posting so bear with me on that.
On another note after reading it's a good idea to review. It was JMAN2.0 review that got you this chapter so soon after all. I actually figured out the percentage of readers who reviewed this story. Its only 1.5. Come on you can do better then that. Remember its reviews that encourage me to write and if you enjoy what I write then the least you can do is review.
Well till next time.