Miroku was trying hard not to laugh his ass off as he observed the scene before him. He very well knew why Inuyasha was acting the way he was and that's what made it even funnier to him. 'That baka. Could he be any more obvious about how he feels? I'm surprised that none of the girls have figured it out, but they do say love is blind.' After thinking about that Miroku couldn't contain his laughter any more and just bust out laughing, which earned him three angry glares.
"What the hell are you laughing about?"
Miroku just shook his head and pulled the car over to laugh even harder. "It's … just … that … you … guys … are soooo … cute."
Inuyasha upgraded his glare into a death glare. "You do want to get married right? Because at the rate you're going your wife isn't going to be too pleased with your performance."
Hearing that Miroku shut up, while Kagome and Megu replaced his laughter. After a while Miroku spoke up trying to defend his 'honor' "Dude, you shouldn't joke about that."
Inuyasha leaned in slightly while raising an eyebrow "Joke?"
Miroku laughed nervously while resuming his driving. In the background Megu chimed in between fits of laughter "I dunno Inuyasha, maybe you should do it anyway, you know, for the sake of mankind."
"Hehe yea" joined Kagome. "You wouldn't want a whole army of little Miroku's running around now would you?"
"Hmm" said Inuyasha, nodding sagely "Your right. Miroku, pull over. I'ma bag me some balls and then some."
"You've got to be kidding me. Like anyone in their right mind would pull over after hearing that."
"Then your in luck aren't you Miroku-chan" laughed Megu.
"See if I ever give any of you a ride again." Miroku said while pouting. "I thought you loved me Megu-chan."
"Don't call me that you hentai" Megu shouted while smacking Miroku upside the head.
"Don't you know your not suppose to hit the driver. Distracting the driver creates accidents. Just look at the cat back there."
"CAT! What cat?" Kagome and Megu both yelled and looked behind them.
"Ha-ha I was just kidding girls, lighten up will ..." Miroku said, his sentenced interrupted by dual thumps, the second softer than the first.
"Oh my god! You just killed a squirrel!" Kagome gasped unable to take her eyes off the hump in the middle of the road quickly disappearing into the night.
"Well, that's what happens when you hit me. Lesson learned girls?" Miroku said, quite pleased with himself. Before he got far into his self gratification, a sudden pain at the back of his head jolted him out of his thoughts.
"What the hell did you do that for? What did that squirrel ever do to you, HUH!" Megu yelled as she continued beating on Miroku.
"OI! Stop that, we don't want him dead, at least not while he's driving." Inuyasha said as he grabbed Megu's wrist before she could hit Miroku for the eleventh time.
"Humph. Well I suppose you do have a point there" Megu admitted reluctantly.
"Keh, of course I have a point" Inuyasha said as he released her wrist. The group continued their drive in silence, even Miroku was quiet. In fact he was so quiet that his friends wondered if anything was wrong. The feelings were amplified when he ran a stop sign followed by a red light at a busy intersection, which luckily nobody was at.
"Um Miroku? You do know what you're doing, right?" Kagome asked tentatively.
"Of course he does. He's driving like an ass to get back at us" Megu said stiffly.
"Hey I'm not the one who smacked him like twenty times" Kagome argued back, not wanting to get into more trouble from Miroku.
Megu was about to reply back when Inuyasha interrupted their cat-fight. "Um ... Megu, I think you killed him" said Inuyasha as he shook Miroku lightly, "I think he passed out from that beating you gave him."
"He's just playing" Megu stated as she hit his head again "Wake up you lazy bum, enough playing around, the jokes over." After she hit him for the 12th time, Miroku's body slumped to the right, taking the steering wheel along with him. The car began to spin in circles, each person in the vehicle started to scream albeit at different pitches. Kagome sounded like a woman who realized she was giving birth to a watermelon. Megu meanwhile was doing a splendid imitation of a cat that just got dumped into a bathtub. Inuyasha didn't scream, he just cursed his head off.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ASSHOLE?" Inuyasha shouted on the top of his lungs as he reached over to grab the steering wheel from his unconscious friend. Kagome meanwhile, grabbed the nearest liquid she could, intent to pour it on Miroku to wake him up. She grabbed the paper cup sitting in the drink rest nearest her, ripped off the lid, and proceeded to douse Miroku with the unknown liquid.
"WHAT THE HELL! THAT'S HOT OW OW OW" Miroku shouted as he came to, thrashing in a desperate attempt to get what Kagome spilled off of him. This was actually a good thing, for Miroku's stopped all attempt at driving, allowing Inuyasha to bring the car out of its insane spin to a halt. No sooner had the car stopped than Miroku flew out of his seat, flaying his arms about and screaming he was on fire. Those left in the car just stopped and caught their breath, Inuyasha finally asking Kagome what it was she splashed him with.
"Um I dunno, let me check" she said as she looked at the cup still clutched in her hand.
A green emblem with the word "Starbucks" greeted her with promise of caffeine. "Coffee"
Meanwhile Miroku was still running around claiming that his skin was melting and running around, although not as energetic as he first was.
"Well that's a new way for coffee to energize you. You know, they could make a lot more money charging the same price and just throwing boiling water in your face." Remarked Inuyasha.
"I heard that!" Miroku exclaimed as the trio turned to look at him, Inuyasha being met with a flying shoe to his face.
"OW! That hurt you ass. I'm coming out there to beat your ass with your own shoe." Inuyasha said while rubbing his nose and getting out of the car. The two females exited the vehicle as well, watching as Inuyasha get Miroku in a headlock and began to beat on him with his own shoe.
"Where exactly are we?" Megu asked Kagome after a while, Miroku shouting Uncle repeat ably while Inuyasha paid no attention to him.
"Um... we're at 18th street" Kagome replied as she glanced at the sign post nearest them.
"Hey! We're only a block away from Sensei's house" Inuyasha grinned as he got off a twitching Miroku lying in the middle of the road. "Oi Miroku, we're going to take the toilet paper and head over to sensei's house. Park the car somewhere close by and join us when you're done."
Miroku groaned his reply and while attempting to get up, still sore the beating Inuyasha gave him. Three minutes later and five attempts at getting up Miroku met the others at their sensei's house. Already Inuyasha and Kagome had started with the nearest tree, while Megu was "decorating" the fence. Noticing that Megu spent more time glaring at Kagome's back than her work, Miroku chuckled to himself. 'Wow, Inuyasha is becoming more popular with the girls by the minute. To bad he's to dense to actually notice. Might as well leave him and Kagome alone.'
"Hey Megu, need a hand with the fence?"
Megu just kept glaring at Kagome's back, which was currently laughing for her roll had hit Inuyasha and had slipped down his shirt. Kagome laughed harder as Inuyasha tried to get it out of his shirt.
"Need some help there?" Megu asked sweetly, trying hard not to laugh.
"KEH! I don't help from the kind that got me into this mess." Inuyasha replied hotly.
"Kind?"
"Are you deaf? Or just slow?"
At this point, Kagome crashed onto the lawn hodling her sides "Help. I can't breathe. Really I can't"
"Inuyasha, stop playing as a dumbass who can't take care of a little toilet paper. Kagome take my hand, there you go" said Miroku while helping Kagome to her feet "And Megu, lets see if we can get some on the roof."
After many, MANY rolls of soft, flufft paper sailed the skies, they stood on the lawn to admire their handiwork.
"Wow. It almost looks like snow" said Kagome.
"Very selective snow" commented Miroku.
"It looks pretty good still" said Megu.
Inuyasha's ear perked up. "Hey, you guys hear that?
"Hear what?" all three replied. Suddently, all of them heard it. Their faces drained of color as they all said the same thing.
"OH SHIT!"
The cops were coming.
A/N
xiamurgodx
TO ALL THOSE WHO DOUBT THE GREAT GOD, here is your chapter. After many attemps, thought processes, and nagging of xagor-sama to help out (write most of it) here it is. Now quit complaining. New chapter will come out when I have time to write them. They may come out the next week, or the next month.
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