What Would Happen If...
Ch.2:Let's Have Some Fun Tonight!
AN: This story idea is from: Demon Slaying Riza Thankyou very much! Usually, I wont write stories with hookers but today, I will make an acception...--
" THERE IS ABSOLUTLY NOTHING TO DO ON SUNDAYS!" Roy Mustang exclaimed, throwing files from his bed room.Nothing interesting was happening, and Roy would anything to keep his mind busy.
" Maybe I'll tease Full-metal. Yes thats always fun. Maybe I'll call him... and trick em YEAH!" Roy jumped from his bed for his brilliant idea. He quickly grabbed the phone dialed Ed's hotel he was staying at the moment. He finally reached Ed's room and heard from the other line- " Hello?"
" Hey Full-metal! Whatcha doin?"
" Roy! Well, uhh nothing really, just relaxing."
" Well I just heard they found the Phillsophers stone!" Roy said waiting for his outreadgeous reply.
" YOU FOUND A WHAT? WHERE! TELL ME ROY!" Ed said heavily.
" Meet me at 24th street, now." Click he hung up the phone. He knew that he would do anything for the stone, and this trick would be the best yet...
At 24th Street
Roy saw Ed rushing as fast as he could, and he saw Havoc, Envy (for sme reason), and almost half of the men in the military. Boy, news goes fast...
Roy waved his hand so Edward could notice him. Ed rushed incredibly fast and went infront of Roy.
" Where is it? The Philosophers stone!" Ed said as he panted heavily.
" In here..." Roy said with a wide smirk on his face.
The men stepped in side a building a opened their mouths but nothing came out.
It was a Strip CLub
" ROY...YOU TOOK ME TO A STRIP CLUBBBB?" Edward yelled as he looked at roy.
" Well, while we're here lets have some fun tonight!" Roy said as he dragged ed over to a large dance floor type place. Roy walked up to a lady who had his back on him so he couldent tell who she was.
" Hey baby, can I talk to you?" He said as he tapped on her shoulder.
The lady turned atound and it was Riza. Riza Hawkeye.
" RIZA WTF ARE YOU DOIN HERE!"
Riza jumped at the sight of Roy and started to sutter in her words.
" R-roy? What are you doin here? I m just here to make umm... MONEY!..."
" Sure... Whatever, lets get this party started..."
Ed however was expirencing the same troubles.
" WINRY? OH MY FUING GOD! WHAT?" Ed said milaculesly pointing at the victim.
" Ed quiet! People can hear you! What are you doing here? Huh? Do you want to- ED!" She said as she started to jump up and down.
" I thought the phillsophers stone was here! What are YOU doing here?"
" I work here Ed. Same with Riza."
Ed was stunned for life. OMG. Winry hooker? She probaly...with other men...work...hooker...
Thats the story on how Ed was stunned for life, and why he was taken to the hospital from the sudden shock.