What Would Happen If...
Chapter 3: See Ed! Milk is the Best!
AN: I got this story idea from: Riharu Thankyou for the great idea!
It was a vacation! And boy did Ed need one. He decided to spend some time in many cities, travleing around, enjoying his long amount
of free time he had. It was unsually very long, 4 months! Ed didnt complain, he loved his free time. Alphonse, however still had work to do
at central, so he see him for a while ether. It was hard to leave Al all by himself, by he needed some time alone, besides he knew the military would
take good care of him.
Eds Vacation: Month 1
" WAHOO!" Ed yelled as he slid down the large water slide splashing water all over the place. 3 hours of this, and he started to get hungry.
He soon, quickly ran into the nearby resturaunt and sat at a table. A waiter came by asked what he wanted to eat.
Ed pondered looking through the menu.
" What's inside the Peaches N' Cream?" Ed asked.
" Well," The waiter said holding on to his piece of paper.
" It has peaches, with strawberries on the side, vanilla ice cream, and a home made wipped cream made with lots of -"
" I'll take it!" Ed said throwing down the menu to the waiter. He quickly nodded, wrote down the order and walked away.
Ed did a small sigh, showing that he loved life. Very much.
10 Minuts later the waiter came back with his order.
" Here ya go!" He said happily as he set down the plate. Edward immediatly started to eat, to him it tasted absolutly wonderful! At the end of the day,
he had already ordered 4 plates of the peaches N' Cream. He would go back later and eat more...
Eds vacation: Month 2,3, and 4
" Would be another plate of Peaches N' Cream sir?
" Yes Please!"
Once again, Ed was eating the plate and soon finished his order.The waiter came back with the check.
" Sir you must really like the peaches N' Cream, you must really love milk for sure."
Silence...
" MILK! THAT THING HAD MILK!"
" Well of course sir, that plate is made out of 90 milk. Not counting the fruits of course."
Edward twitched. He pyed with a sloppy hand and ran back to central.
Back at Central
Edward walked in the halls of the military and reached Roy's office. He opened the door and saw Roy sitting down filing some paper work.
" OH MY FING GOD!" Roy said standing up to look at the man. Winry, Al, and havoc heard his cry and ran into the room. They too
looked at Edward with shock.
" Is that really you Ed?" Winry said poking Ed's shoulder.
" Yes dammit! Whats the matter with you people?"
At the same time everyone in the room said:
" ED YOUR REEEALY TALL!"
Ed looked around and at himself, then the mirror.
" I do look handsome dont I!" Ed said a liitle shocked.
" See Ed! Milk is the Best!"
THE END