Massive A/N
Wow, look at all the nice feedback I got! *giggles* Thanks, thanks. Here, I'll respond to all my wonderful reviewers and add some more input to the whole Squinoa thing... because a story like this is an interactive type of story, y'know? And I love to force my closed-minded-ness even more on the whole Squinoa thing. Heh. :D
Dream Field – Thanks, I've never had anyone say that they've loved me before. I appreciate it. I totally agree with you, which is a promising feeling since I thought no one agreed with me. Eh. Let's just hope that if Squall ever does do anything bad with Rinoa, it would be killing her. Mwahahahaha.
Barr – I'm happy that you liked the actual story and had an open mind about my rants/raves/muses/etc, especially since I sounded somewhat ...stupid in the previous A/N.
Lovely Princess Peach – in real life, neither Selphie or Rinoa would be compatible with Squall. As most of y'all know, the more 'preppy-ish' people normally don't try to socialize with people like Squall or Quistis. That's my .02, though. Well, about ole Rin being a virgin... you bring up a point, since she WAS Seifer's girl for a while.
JJMP – You also bring up another good point too. If FFVIII's disc cover, instruction book, propaganda, etc DIDN'T show those disgusting FMV renders of Rinoa and Squall hugging and the like, I would be utterly surprised about the Squall/Rinoa thing. (And disgusted too... but I already am, so eh)
Sadistic Shadow – I guess Rinoa MIGHT be able to mature. Iono, after all, they're still teenagers. I guess if Rinoa did mature, Squall might have a remotely good reason to be attracted to her, but the thing is, now, Rinoa acts like she's 8, running around, calling everyone meanies. I personally think Selphie's much more mature than her... :\ ... On a completely different note, can you imagine Zell or Selphie 'mature?' Heheheheh.
death muffin – yep. They didn't know how to have sex. Hahaha. Well, they probably do, but I couldn't think of a better parody. About your little anti-exclamation mark protest (wherever that came from), you can encourage people to join you by telling them that they can talk like Fujin! In all caps, y'know? Talking like Fujin is fun. Lots of fun.
Lucy – was that supposed to be a flame? Anyway, thanks for reviewing. I wish everyone who read this would review just like you did if they didn't have anything good to say. It gives me more feedback, y'see...
Verdanii – Amusing? How was it amusing? Was it amusing in an 'ohmigodyou'reanidiot' way? Or in a 'wowyou'reagenius!!!!' way? You know, your little smiley kinda looks somewhat cynical...
Lil-ChiBi-person – great! I always love reading a Quall, but lately, there's been a shortage of them. Can't wait to read yours! :)
Spenga – Errr... wow. You see, those type of comments really willed me to torture everyone with my little fic. Older than him? Anyone familiar with the FFX fanfic fandom knows that Aurikku (Auron/Rikku) is a very popular pairing. Do you know the age gap between those two? Hell, Auron is old enough to be Rikku's dad. And we're actually talking about one year here. Also, how is Quistis annoying? Square examines her personality for less than an hour in the game. Like I've said, she is the most neglected main character Square has made. No one should truthfully hate Quistis because she's annoying because... well, Square didn't push her personality on us... unlike another character that we shall not mention.
And, if any of you were wondering, yes, I wrote Squall's little poem. It was meant to be bad poetry (either way, I'm a horrible poet), because, well, can you imagine Squall writing poetry? Didn't think so. The envelope thing, cafeteria thing, cursive thing, etc were meant to poke fun at their relationship as well. Hell, if you haven't figured out already, this whole fic is a satire. _________________
Squall timidly lay next to Rinoa on the bed. Rinoa, expecting Squall to pounce onto her, waited a couple of moments. When nothing happened, Rinoa took initiative herself.
"Squall," she moaned under her breath. Squall looked her way, forcing his eyes into her own.
"Yes?" Squall squeaked. Instead of answering, Rinoa tugged off his jacket. This made Squall really uncomfortable.
"Uh, Rinoa..." Squall really, really, really, really wanted to call it quits. It wasn't his idea in the first place, anyway. Was it? Squall sighed. "I... Rinoa, I, I, uh, I ... I can take off my clothes by myself." Squall said. Rinoa was taken aback, and edged away from Squall. She still kept her eyes on Squall, studying Squall's clothed body, as if undressing him with her eyes. [A/N: yea, I got that from South Park. Damn, I love that show.] Squall noted her odd behavior, and gulped to himself.
"Squall..." she said under her breath again, huskily. Squall watched Rinoa in concern. "Oh, I get it... you want me to get naked first. To start up your ignition?"
Ignition? What the fuck? Squall nodded dumbly, despite not understanding Rinoa's lingo.
"As you wish, sexy..." Rinoa quickly stripped off her clothes until only her black spandex sportswear was visible. It was obvious Rinoa wasn't wearing any under garments – her nipples poked through the spandex.
Wow. She has bigger nipples than I do, Squall thought to himself. Christ... is there anyway I can have sex with her with my clothes on?
"Squall..." she said again. "Oh, you want me to get you to take off your clothes, huh, my Don Juan?"
"Uh, yea," Squall said, taking any reason to keep his clothes on. At that, Rinoa jumped into his laps, leaned into his neck, put her hand under Squall's wifebeater and started caressing his chest. She came in contact with Squall's nipples and started pinching them.
Agh! That hurts! Damn, well, now that my small nipples are out of the bag, I guess I'll take off my shirt... Squall shooed Rinoa's hand away and took off his shirt.
"That's more like it..." Rinoa breathed. "Now... talk dirty to me..."
Oh shit. How was Squall gonna get out of this one? Squall raked his mind for an excuse, a remark, a something. Or... maybe Squall could try talking dirty with Rinoa.
Luckily, something else popped into his head.
"No, no, Rinoa........................... You talk dirty to me," Squall said. Phew. He saved his ass. Again.
"Okay..." Squall noted hesitation in her voice. ".............................. I imagine us having good sex," she said lamely.
"..." Squall resisted the urge to blurt out a 'whatever.'
This is one of these moments where I can look back at it and think nothing of it, but when I'm living it at the moment, I need to save my ass, Squall counseled himself. .........So, what the fuck am I supposed to do???????
That's when a light bulb appeared outside of his head. He wrapped his arms around Rinoa, hugged her to his chest and gave her an openmouthed kiss, which she accepted warmly.
I'm a genius. A genius! ...Why didn't I think of this earlier? Squall thought as Rinoa moaned into his mouth. ...Now all I have to do is kiss her until she falls asleep. If that doesn't work, I'll pretend to fall asleep... no, wait, that'll offend her, wouldn't it?
During Squall's thought process, Rinoa reached under Squall's pants and grabbed his penis, which abruptly brought him into reality. She started squeezing it. And it hurt. Really badly.
"FUCK! THAT HURTS!" Squall bit her tongue while exclaiming in pain. Rinoa gave him a fixed look.
"What's your problem Squall? Why aren't you hard???!?!?!?" Rinoa yelled back. Squall continued glaring at Rinoa. Damn, 'hard?' 'Hard?' 'HARD?'
"..................... I AM hard!" Squall shot back icily at Rinoa, although he had no idea what 'hard' was supposed to mean.
"I guess you're only three inches when you're 'hard' then, huh?" Rinoa got out of Squall's bed, hastily put her clothes back on, and stormed out of his room, making sure to slam his door loudly.
Squall continued staring at the door Rinoa slammed shut. After regaining his composure, he blinked several times.
"'Hard?'" he said quizzically, repeating the term Rinoa used. "'Three inches?' ..." Squall furrowed his brow. "...I... I..." He paused.
"Hard..." Squall said out loud again after the long pause. As he said the word, he nodded to himself as a semi-smile formed at the base of his mouth. ".........Hard..." _________________
Bwheheheh. I have tons and tons of ideas for this fic. If you wanna give me more inspiration, drop your ideas off in a review. Please and thank you :)
Wow, look at all the nice feedback I got! *giggles* Thanks, thanks. Here, I'll respond to all my wonderful reviewers and add some more input to the whole Squinoa thing... because a story like this is an interactive type of story, y'know? And I love to force my closed-minded-ness even more on the whole Squinoa thing. Heh. :D
Dream Field – Thanks, I've never had anyone say that they've loved me before. I appreciate it. I totally agree with you, which is a promising feeling since I thought no one agreed with me. Eh. Let's just hope that if Squall ever does do anything bad with Rinoa, it would be killing her. Mwahahahaha.
Barr – I'm happy that you liked the actual story and had an open mind about my rants/raves/muses/etc, especially since I sounded somewhat ...stupid in the previous A/N.
Lovely Princess Peach – in real life, neither Selphie or Rinoa would be compatible with Squall. As most of y'all know, the more 'preppy-ish' people normally don't try to socialize with people like Squall or Quistis. That's my .02, though. Well, about ole Rin being a virgin... you bring up a point, since she WAS Seifer's girl for a while.
JJMP – You also bring up another good point too. If FFVIII's disc cover, instruction book, propaganda, etc DIDN'T show those disgusting FMV renders of Rinoa and Squall hugging and the like, I would be utterly surprised about the Squall/Rinoa thing. (And disgusted too... but I already am, so eh)
Sadistic Shadow – I guess Rinoa MIGHT be able to mature. Iono, after all, they're still teenagers. I guess if Rinoa did mature, Squall might have a remotely good reason to be attracted to her, but the thing is, now, Rinoa acts like she's 8, running around, calling everyone meanies. I personally think Selphie's much more mature than her... :\ ... On a completely different note, can you imagine Zell or Selphie 'mature?' Heheheheh.
death muffin – yep. They didn't know how to have sex. Hahaha. Well, they probably do, but I couldn't think of a better parody. About your little anti-exclamation mark protest (wherever that came from), you can encourage people to join you by telling them that they can talk like Fujin! In all caps, y'know? Talking like Fujin is fun. Lots of fun.
Lucy – was that supposed to be a flame? Anyway, thanks for reviewing. I wish everyone who read this would review just like you did if they didn't have anything good to say. It gives me more feedback, y'see...
Verdanii – Amusing? How was it amusing? Was it amusing in an 'ohmigodyou'reanidiot' way? Or in a 'wowyou'reagenius!!!!' way? You know, your little smiley kinda looks somewhat cynical...
Lil-ChiBi-person – great! I always love reading a Quall, but lately, there's been a shortage of them. Can't wait to read yours! :)
Spenga – Errr... wow. You see, those type of comments really willed me to torture everyone with my little fic. Older than him? Anyone familiar with the FFX fanfic fandom knows that Aurikku (Auron/Rikku) is a very popular pairing. Do you know the age gap between those two? Hell, Auron is old enough to be Rikku's dad. And we're actually talking about one year here. Also, how is Quistis annoying? Square examines her personality for less than an hour in the game. Like I've said, she is the most neglected main character Square has made. No one should truthfully hate Quistis because she's annoying because... well, Square didn't push her personality on us... unlike another character that we shall not mention.
And, if any of you were wondering, yes, I wrote Squall's little poem. It was meant to be bad poetry (either way, I'm a horrible poet), because, well, can you imagine Squall writing poetry? Didn't think so. The envelope thing, cafeteria thing, cursive thing, etc were meant to poke fun at their relationship as well. Hell, if you haven't figured out already, this whole fic is a satire. _________________
Squall timidly lay next to Rinoa on the bed. Rinoa, expecting Squall to pounce onto her, waited a couple of moments. When nothing happened, Rinoa took initiative herself.
"Squall," she moaned under her breath. Squall looked her way, forcing his eyes into her own.
"Yes?" Squall squeaked. Instead of answering, Rinoa tugged off his jacket. This made Squall really uncomfortable.
"Uh, Rinoa..." Squall really, really, really, really wanted to call it quits. It wasn't his idea in the first place, anyway. Was it? Squall sighed. "I... Rinoa, I, I, uh, I ... I can take off my clothes by myself." Squall said. Rinoa was taken aback, and edged away from Squall. She still kept her eyes on Squall, studying Squall's clothed body, as if undressing him with her eyes. [A/N: yea, I got that from South Park. Damn, I love that show.] Squall noted her odd behavior, and gulped to himself.
"Squall..." she said under her breath again, huskily. Squall watched Rinoa in concern. "Oh, I get it... you want me to get naked first. To start up your ignition?"
Ignition? What the fuck? Squall nodded dumbly, despite not understanding Rinoa's lingo.
"As you wish, sexy..." Rinoa quickly stripped off her clothes until only her black spandex sportswear was visible. It was obvious Rinoa wasn't wearing any under garments – her nipples poked through the spandex.
Wow. She has bigger nipples than I do, Squall thought to himself. Christ... is there anyway I can have sex with her with my clothes on?
"Squall..." she said again. "Oh, you want me to get you to take off your clothes, huh, my Don Juan?"
"Uh, yea," Squall said, taking any reason to keep his clothes on. At that, Rinoa jumped into his laps, leaned into his neck, put her hand under Squall's wifebeater and started caressing his chest. She came in contact with Squall's nipples and started pinching them.
Agh! That hurts! Damn, well, now that my small nipples are out of the bag, I guess I'll take off my shirt... Squall shooed Rinoa's hand away and took off his shirt.
"That's more like it..." Rinoa breathed. "Now... talk dirty to me..."
Oh shit. How was Squall gonna get out of this one? Squall raked his mind for an excuse, a remark, a something. Or... maybe Squall could try talking dirty with Rinoa.
Luckily, something else popped into his head.
"No, no, Rinoa........................... You talk dirty to me," Squall said. Phew. He saved his ass. Again.
"Okay..." Squall noted hesitation in her voice. ".............................. I imagine us having good sex," she said lamely.
"..." Squall resisted the urge to blurt out a 'whatever.'
This is one of these moments where I can look back at it and think nothing of it, but when I'm living it at the moment, I need to save my ass, Squall counseled himself. .........So, what the fuck am I supposed to do???????
That's when a light bulb appeared outside of his head. He wrapped his arms around Rinoa, hugged her to his chest and gave her an openmouthed kiss, which she accepted warmly.
I'm a genius. A genius! ...Why didn't I think of this earlier? Squall thought as Rinoa moaned into his mouth. ...Now all I have to do is kiss her until she falls asleep. If that doesn't work, I'll pretend to fall asleep... no, wait, that'll offend her, wouldn't it?
During Squall's thought process, Rinoa reached under Squall's pants and grabbed his penis, which abruptly brought him into reality. She started squeezing it. And it hurt. Really badly.
"FUCK! THAT HURTS!" Squall bit her tongue while exclaiming in pain. Rinoa gave him a fixed look.
"What's your problem Squall? Why aren't you hard???!?!?!?" Rinoa yelled back. Squall continued glaring at Rinoa. Damn, 'hard?' 'Hard?' 'HARD?'
"..................... I AM hard!" Squall shot back icily at Rinoa, although he had no idea what 'hard' was supposed to mean.
"I guess you're only three inches when you're 'hard' then, huh?" Rinoa got out of Squall's bed, hastily put her clothes back on, and stormed out of his room, making sure to slam his door loudly.
Squall continued staring at the door Rinoa slammed shut. After regaining his composure, he blinked several times.
"'Hard?'" he said quizzically, repeating the term Rinoa used. "'Three inches?' ..." Squall furrowed his brow. "...I... I..." He paused.
"Hard..." Squall said out loud again after the long pause. As he said the word, he nodded to himself as a semi-smile formed at the base of his mouth. ".........Hard..." _________________
Bwheheheh. I have tons and tons of ideas for this fic. If you wanna give me more inspiration, drop your ideas off in a review. Please and thank you :)