SORRY I took so long to update. We've been having a lot of Hurricanes lately and our power was out for awhile. I PROMISE TO FINISH THIS FIC. I will try to update every week to two weeks if I have a problem. This fic has Humor, Action, Romance and Drama. Rated R;; Do to bad language, violence, lime and lemon and other naughty stuff. Pairing are: Inuyasha&Kagome II Sango&Miroku

I'd like to thank my best friend for betaing this for me. This chapter is written way better then the last chapter. I wouldn't have posted this fic without your support and help. Thank you so much, Phaedra

Chapter 2: Uninvited Guests

(I Don't Own Inuyasha or anything else in this fic.)

"Lady Keade," the scared man rushed into the room interrupting Keade and Kagome's discussion, "there are strange demons heading toward the village!"

In a flash, Inuyasha and the gang followed the man outside to the edge of the village to await the demons. The small group heard the demons before they even saw them.

"I can't understand what they are saying. I've never heard a demon language like that before." Sango said. "Inuyasha, do you know what they're saying?"

The hanyou swiveled his ears forward to use his supersensitive hearing, while everyone grew very quiet. After a moment, the silence was shattered by Inuyasha's gruff voice, "Nah, it sounds like a bunch of gibberish."

"Matte, Inuyasha! I don't think it is" As Kagome again listened intensely to the demons' conversation, her brow furrowed in confusion and shock. "Ano, it's...English!" The others turned to her, their faces mimicking Kagome's stunned expression. "But, how can demons in Feudal Japan know English?"

"Isn't that the exam you were studying for last week Kagome-chan?" Miroku asked.

"Yes"

"Hhmmm, then do you understand what they are saying?"

"Pretty much. They are complaining about their feet and walking and...bugs? They seem lost and angry and one of them is, um..." The girl strained to make sense of the strange whiny sounds coming from the tall, winged demon, and grinned victoriously when it finally became clear, "...dying for a Café Mocha!" Her face fell. "Wait.....what??!"

"Feh! What the hell is a Ca-fay moocow?" Kagome opened her mouth to explain, but at that moment Inuyasha caught a whiff of an odd, yet somehow familiar scent coming from the direction of the two demons. He started, realizing what exactly was familiar about them. "Nani? The hanyous from that cage?!"

"The girls you were telling us about? But...they were in your world, Kagome. How did they get here?"

"I don't know Shippo."

The two hanyous walked out of the forest dragging three very cumbersome trunks and several duffel bags. So preoccupied with their very vocal complaints concerning their lack of pack mule youkai blood, the girls were halfway between the forest and the village before they even noticed the group of shocked onlookers.

They stopped.

And stared.

The others stared back.

"Uh, okay. They're just staring at us and not saying anything, Angel. Oohhh no...that's a bad sign. And also......kinda creepy!"

"Just relax, Pagan. Don't worry and keep walking - everything is going to be alright. See that kid? He has a tail just like us. So they will welcome us into their town and we'll get an apartment and jobs and everything will be fine. Unless you keep complaining. In that case, I'm going to hit you up-side your fat head! Now, let's just go introduce ourselves and make nice with the natives, shall we?"

The two stopped in front of Inuyasha and smiled. "Hi. I'm Angel Flame and this is my older sister Pagan Blood. We were wondering if we could...uumm...move into your lovely little town?"

The shard hunters just stared at the strange people in front of them, their mouths hanging open dumbly.

It became obvious that particular question would go unanswered for the moment. "O-kay....how about we start off with an easier question then? Er, what are your names?"

Still no reply from the four, eh....and a half...people standing before them.

"Well, this is just fabulous, Angel! No one is saying anything and they're looking at us like we're crazy." As her panic grew, Pagan began rambling in English. "Oh yes, they will welcome us and it will be all sunshine and giggles from here on out. Oh yeah, you really called that one Sis....boy it must be hard to be so right all the time! 'Cause these people are acting so incredibly happy to see us and I bet they can't wait to have big neighborhood cookouts and tailgate parties and......"

"Pagan!!"

Angry flames dance around Angel as she bares her fangs to her sister. "For the love of Kami would you STOP??! We have been over this a million times...we're in Japan - NOT England or Spain or France or anywhere else. You have to speak the language of the country we are in if you want people to answer you. Now calm down and stop the incessant rambling!"

After this outburst, Pagan promptly pursed her lips into a crooked smile and proceeded to do just that. 'Good, that shut her up' Angel thought as she brushed her wet hair out of her face. 'Now I seriously need sleep and a soda and a cigarette...not necessarily in that order!' She sighed. This was not at all going according to plan and on top of that Pagan is starting to wig out. ' Damn, why can't anything ever just be easy?'

Kagome, realizing that this pregnant pause had gone on for too long, was the first to regain her senses. She turned to the introspective female called Angel and plastered on her best "greeting tourists at the shrine" smile. "Ano, Hi! I'm Kagome and this is Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha, Shippo and Kirara. You're from the circus, right?" The girls nodded. "How did you..."

"Feh...cut the crap. What are you two doing here?"

"Well you see I..." Angel commenced telling Inuyasha's group the long story of seeing his ears and the Bone-Eaters Well, about what their lives had been like at the circus and why they had decided to take the chance at a better life through the well. "...so, can we please stay here?" Both sisters smiled and batted their eyelashes at the handsome inuhanyou.

Little did they know, coyness would get them nowhere with Inuyasha. However, fortunately for them the other male in the group was quite susceptible to these kinds of charms. As Miroku's eyes slowly perused the low cut halter-tops the girls wore, and the large breasts and flat stomachs said clothing revealed, he smirked inwardly and thought 'Hhmmm...I've never asked a hanyou before. Now, how would that work exactly?' It momentarily occurred to him that perhaps following through with this intended course of action may yield some.....unpleasant results. But in the end, his hopelessly prurient mind won out.

"Aahh ladies, of course you can stay. But first..."

"We'll do anything!" They cried, surrounding the monk like eager children.

Taking ahold of their hands, he flashed his most charming grin and asked, "Will you bear my child?"

Crack!

Miroku lay unconscious on the ground in front of the brand-new villagers, an angry red handprint swelling on his cheek. Sango turned and stalked back to Keade's hut, mumbling under her breath about hentai monks.

"Um, was he hitting on us? What just happened?" The sisters asked at the same time.

"Feh" Inuyasha turned and followed the swirling trail of kicked-up dust Sango had made back to the village. "Wait! Inuyasha!" Shippo ran after him.

"Does that mean we can stay here?" Angel asked Kagome.

Kagome stared bemusedly at the retreating backs of her friends. "Uh, why don't you two follow me. We'll go talk to Keade."

On that note, the sisters hefted their luggage and followed her into the small but quaint village.....mindful to step over the hentai houshi sprawled out in a very undignified heap under their feet.