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CHAPTER 10 A ; ; Drunk Love Daddy's Pixie

Plan 30 had failed but it had given her a great idea. Angel was still upset over what had happened two weeks ago, when everything had been perfect until that dead miko had showed up. She glanced over at her sleeping sister and sighed. Pagan had returned and told her word for word everything that had been said. After Pagan's pep talk Kagome had nodded, told Pagan that she needed to take some tests and then left for the well.

Angel picked up the large bottle of Sake and squeezed it. 'Foul smelling dead bitch ruins my plans and upsets my whole family. I will make her pay.' Things had been terrible between Inuyasha and Kagome since the incident, even though she and Pagan had told them that they needed to talk to each other about how they felt. But instead, the two lovebirds hadn't spoken to each other and even refused to talk to anyone else about what had happened.

The hanyou looked down at the sake in her hands and remembered her idea . . if a sober Inuyasha wouldn't admit to how he felt, then certainly a drunk one would. Alcohol loosens one's inhibitions and lets a person say what's on her or his heart. Oh yeah, drunk people say all kinds of things, whether you want to hear them or not.

Yes, Plan 31, Drunken Love, would work. Pagan would help out and Shippo was to stay in Kaede's hut. All she had to do was get Inuyasha to drink a few bottles of sake, vodka and rum. Angel paused.

"How much alcohol does it take to get a hanyou drunk?" She herself had a high tolerance while her older sister passed out after one drink but they were mut . . . well, their blood was very diluted while Inuyasha was a first generation hanyou.

"Nevermind, I have enough to get a small army to pass out. Everything will be perfect."

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Everything was going fine until Pagan took a drink. They had all been sitting together talking about jewel hunting and the sisters told some stories about the circus. Angel had bragged that she was the only one in the whole circus to drink an entire bottle of vodka and not faint or throw up, and then dared Inuyasha to drink an entire bottle of sake.

He did drink it. No effect.

Kagome, Sango and Miroku were drinking some candy-flavored rum, but Angel hadn't told them it was rum. The level of alcohol was very low and neither sister believed that it would affect any member of their pack. Everyone was getting a little tipsy except for Inuyasha, who apparently had a VERY high tolerance. Angel dared him to drink some vodka.

He did. No effect.

"Bonsai!" Kagome was sitting next to Inuyasha and smiling at him. Her cheeks were flushed and she kept whispering to Sango and then giggling. Then, Sango would whisper back and giggle. The inu-hanyou was able to hear what they were saying and he blushed at Kagome's whispered words. Miroku's eyes had darkened and he couldn't take his eyes off Sango. Kagome, Sango and Miroku were all thinking naughty things and not acting like themselves, which was great except that Inuyasha was acting 100 sober.

Kagome was becoming sleepy and rested her head on Inuyasha's shoulder. He looked at the top of her head but did nothing else. 'Kagome is all over him and he does nothing? Why isn't he declaring his love for her? Or sweeping her off her feet and tucking her into bed to sleep? Or even better, taking advantage of her? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!' Pagan was very, very upset. She wanted them to stop denying what they felt and do…something. So, Pagan decided to take matters into her own hands.

"I bet you can't drink all of THIS." She held up a large bottle of unidentified amber liquid.

He did. No effect, at first.

First Inuyasha hiccuped, causing Kagome to giggle and hug him. Then, he began feeling extremely good, like everything was flowing and dancing around him. Kagome was holding him close and he could smell her joy and desire. Inuyasha had heard her and Sango whispering about how cute he and Miroku looked. He looked up at Miroku and grinned at the monk's silly smile, then caught a glance of Pagan's rather smug one. Okay then, an eye for an eye.

"You can't drink this…I bet."

Pagan was insulted . . . how dare he! She was older then him, and could certainly do anything he could, probably even better! Pagan picked up the bottle, ignored her sister's warning, and drank it. Five minutes later, she ran out of the hut to throw up, with Kagome and Sango dutifully following her.

The drunk hanyou's eyes watched her every move as she left the room. "Kagome looks so cute."

"She is cute, but Sango is mouth-watering. I love touching her." The monk rubbed his hands together and smiled.

"I love Kagome."

"I love Sango." After that heart felt confession, both boys passed out.

Angel cursed and started to think up ways to torture her sisters. Both Inuyasha and Miroku had confessed their love while Kagome and Sango were outside with a puking Pagan.

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Inuyasha cracked open one eye. It was late evening and he was still lying on a blanket. He and Miroku had passed out in the front room of Angel and Pagan's hut. He sniffed the air and determined that Pagan was in the back room while her sister and the girls were not in the hut. 'Must be at Kaede's hut.' Thankfully, his headache was gone and he no longer felt like throwing up.

Inuyasha flipped over onto his back. It wasn't like him to sleep all day but he had felt terrible. He slowly pieced together the events of the past night. He remembered everyone being in the sister's hut and talking and then…drinking…and talking…

"Shit!" He remembered what he and Miroku had said last night. Inuyasha looked over at the monk. Miroku was snoring and every few minutes he would whisper Sango's name. The half-demon couldn't believe what he had said . . . that he loved Kagome! It was right after she had gone outside to help a sick Pagan. He relaxed. It was bad enough that he had made a fool of himself, but at least Kagome didn't know how big a fool he really was.

Once again he had fallen in love with a human, but it was different this time. Kagome wasn't ashamed to be seen with him, and she didn't mind touching him in public. She had hugged him last night, pressing her side up against his arm.

He closed his eyes and thought of how she had smelled and looked. Her eyes soft and sleepy, her cheeks flushed, her lips red and inviting, her body warm, her breasts…

"Fuck!" Inuyasha opened his eyes. He was doing it again - thinking about her and wanting her. He had done it a few times over the months they had spent looking for shards, but his desire for her was building steadily. Previously, the inu-hanyou had been able to control his desire by thinking of her as out of his reach, like some exotic forbidden fruit. But that wonderful day at the hot spring changed everything.

The angry teenager kicked at some bushes and cursed. Everyday he thought of her. How she had opened her month to his, the soft moan she had made in the back of her throat, the softness of her skin and how she tasted. Abruptly he stood up and left the hut. Inuyasha needed a dunk in the creek before he saw Kagome or he might do something stupid, like carry her off into the night.

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A mischievous fox cub sat high up in a tree waiting for his prey. Shippo laughed to himself as he thought of his plan. It wasn't a plan to get anyone together, oh no . . . this was an evil plan of revenge.

"Are you ready?" Shippo yelled down at Pagan. The hanyou nodded and wrapped her long tail around a strong tree branch and hung upside down, like a bat. She wrapped her dark red bat wings around herself and waited.

Soon the voices of a young man and several others could be heard. When the group was four feet away from the tree, Shippo threw an acorn at the winged hanyou's boots. Pagan threw open her wings and yelled.

"Mmmuuuuhhhhh! Death to all who dare to touch the monk." Her eyes were red and she flapped her large bat wings. The six beautiful girls let go of Miroku and ran screaming back to their village. Shippo and Pagan fell to the ground laughing.

The angry hentai's eyes narrowed and a sweat drop appeared on the side of his head.

"No girl from that village will get ten feet near you now." Pagan guffawed. "Give me a high-five Shippo." A grin slowly spread across Miroku's face as he watched them giggle and point at him. Okay, two can play that game. He then very loudly yelled, "Shippo, Pagan! Did you guys eat all of the Ramen that Kagome brought for Inuyasha?" The angry voice of an obviously disgruntled inu-hanyou echoed though the forest. Miroku walked away laughing.

"Run Pagan, Inuyasha found us."

AN: Thanks for all of the ideas. I hope that everyone likes this story. pagan is based on me while Angel is based on My best friend who is betaing this for me.