Disclaimer: Don't own it
Okay, seeing as my other story wasn't going well and I have exams on poetry coming, I thought it might make sense to do something like this. It's basically a series of poems about various Harry Potter characters.
Lord Voldemort
Once there was a little boy, whose head was full of spam
He wandered out onto a road and then there was a wham
And then, this very little boy, awoke and thought with glee,
"I think I'll hire a bunch of guys to praise and worship me,
I'll call myself Lord Voldemort, for that is what I am,
A Lord, a Prince, a Ruler, I will pull off this sham!"
But then, when he grew older, he made his first mistake
He brought a bunch of idiots forever to his wake
He maimed and killed a lot of freaks; he used his magic wand
And now there's a society of people who aren't fond
Of him and his unwelcome ways of slaughtering their friends,
In added fact he never really tries to make amends
So then, to simply prove a point, Lord Voldemort declared,
A war on everything and everyone he's ever faired
And then (this was his next mistake) he went after a boy
Coz of some stupid prophecy to bring the people joy
Harry Potter was his name, he got a lightning scar,
While Voldemort was weakened and banished for afar
We thought we'd seen the last of him, but we were very wrong
So now we have wait for very, very long,
To find out if Lord Voldemort, will indeed be dead
Or if that Harry Potter will be beaten up for bread.
What did you think? Will it linger?