CHAPTER 2
Chasing Her and A Math Test
"Who the heck is she?" I asked. The guys and I had been researching, and we haven't found out much. We were hanging out at the tree-house
"I found out something about her!" said Hoagie.
"What?" I asked.
"She goes to a fancy high school in our area!" said Hoagie. "It's called, "Girloma High School". Only girls go to it."
"Well," I said. "I'm gonna to have to do this the hard way: I gotta follow her!"
"You mean stalk her?" asked Nigel.
"No!" I yelled. "Wait, if I don't know who she is, is it stalking her?"
"Maybe," said Nigel.
"Well, anyway," I said. "I'm gonna follow/stalk her." And I left the tree-house.
I came back to the tree-house a week later, exhausted.
"Did you find out who she was?" asked Nigel.
"No," I said. "I saw her at Starbucks, she was walking out the door. I saw her at that Movie Rental place; she was leaving the store. I saw her at the mall, hanging with her friends, she left before I got a chance. I saw her at the beach; she was loading up the car with a girl that looked like her. And I saw her at the Backstreet Boys concert, and the lights went dark."
"Ouch," Nigel and Hoagie said.
"And on top of that, I'm exhausted!" I yelled. "Did you guys find anything?"
"I found out who one of her friends were," said Hoagie. "Her name is Abigail Lincoln. And that girl at the beach with "What's Her Name"? That was her older cousin, Maro Sanban. And "What's Her Name" has a little sister named, Mushi Sanban."
"And you couldn't find out "What's Her Name's" name was!" I yelled.
"Uh," said Hoagie. "No."
I banged my head against the wall 4 times. "How many times did I bang my head against the wall?"
"What does this have to do with-"
"Just answer it!"
"4."
"What is the sum of You are + an idiot!?"
"You are an idiot?"
"No! You are an idiot! "
"Why?"
"Because you can find out the name of her friend, and her cousin, and her school, and her sister, but you can't find her name!"
"I don't get why we're doing this."
"There's nothing like a good Math lesson," I said. "And, you are an idiot!"
"Well," said Hoagie. "You didn't find out anything!"
"I found out she goes to Starbucks every Monday at 3:34 P.M.!"
"But you said-"
"And she goes to the Movie Rental place every Tuesday at 3:34 P.M.! And she goes to the mall every Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday at 3:34 P.M.! And she goes to the beach every Thursday at 3:34 P.M.! And she goes to a Backstreet Boys concert every Friday at 7:34 P.M.! " I said in one breath.
"You said-"
"I said I didn't find out who she was," I said. "I never said I didn't find out anything!"
"Guys!" yelled Nigel. "Can we just find out who the beep! she is?"
"Okay," we both said.
The next day we had a Math Test.
"Hmmm," I thought. "How many times does it take by banging your head against the wall to get a concussion? 4!"
I wrote down the answer.
"What is 2+2?" I thought. "2 is Hoagie's favorite number, so, You are an idiot! Is the answer!"
I wrote that one down too.
"This test is easy!" I thought…
(A/N: Hope everyone loves the chap!)