SereneFox: It has been a really long time since I updated. And here people
thought my ficcie was a dead one. *stand by a grave with the title of the
fic on it, sees flowers * Well it was for a while now it is back!!!
Harry: After a long long hiatus and well deserved fun time *looks wickedly at SereneFox who blushes * she has finally decided to update. So here it is!
Sfox: Disclaimer. I don't own anything anymore...save the plot...if there really is one.
Games of a Crazed Host *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Announcer dude: And here we are again, with your lovely hostess and savvy host SereneFox and Harry Potter! And after this is all over I QUIT!!!
SereneFox: *looks at the announcer guy with puppy dog eyes * Do you really want to leave little ol' me to wreak havoc on the lives of innocent people? *a tear falls *
Announcer dude: * tries to look away, finally sighs and groans in defeat* No, ok I will stay until you are done with this mess... *mumbles about needing a naked woman and a bottle of whiskey *
SereneFox: Hey this is a kids show! Watch your language. Well, not really so who the hell cares?? *Laughs and bounces around, much to Harry's delight, he gets a nose bleed * Hey whats wrong with you Harry? *Leans over and shows more cleavage, Harry passes out * Harry? *pokes him with a stick * O well. Here we go with the games!!!
Haruka: Can you please just let us go home now??? *gets on knees and begs *
Sfox: never. Not until we are finished with the games. And this is the final and best game of them all!!!
*Everyone groans, Rini and Hotaru look on in fear *
Sfox: Seven Minutes in Heaven and Seven Minutes in Hell!!! No I am going to explain the game and if anyone interrupts me *glares specifically at Makoto and Haruka, they cower in the corner * I will hurt you all.... *devil horns pop up *
*Harry wakes up * Are we ready for the new game??? *takes a peak down her shirt again and grins *
SFox: Yep! *beams * I am explaining the game unless you want to do it Harry- koi.
Harry: Eh *shrugs * Why not. Ok the purpose of this game is to draw names out of this hat *giant top hat appears * Who ever's name you get you go into a closet with them for 7 minutes and you have to do whatever is written on the list in the closet. killing each other is not allowed and it is not on the list!!! There will be no killing! *Galaxia and Setsuna look disappointed, as does Vegeta * BUT the thing is everyone else will know what is going on thanks to this hidden camera in the closet. It is listed by couple numbers of who will do what. You are not allowed to say out loud what the list says or else you will be stripped naked and the first one who wants you will have you for the night. Example, if me and SereneFox were to go into the closet and the list said "Couple No. 1, switch clothes" we have to do that while the others guess what we have to do. If she were to say what it was, we both would be sent out here and whoever wanted to have "fun" with us would get us. Understand??
*Everyone looks on blankly, Harry sighs in disgust * Fine. We will make it like the normal 7 Minutes in Heaven. Go into the closet, make out or whatever, and then come out, and the people get to pick the next couple. Better? *Everyone nods * ok first to pick a name is....Ami!
Ami: *blushes rose red * I don't want to do this! It isn't right.
Sfox: You have to or else the wheel of fate will come back out....
Ami: ok I will do it!!! Um....I guess I pick the blonde guy over there.... *points to Quatre who gulps. *
Harry: Alright off into the closet you go!!
*They both go into the closet and close the door. *
Sfox: *whispers to Harry * Do they realize the camera will still be on?
Harry: *whispers back * I don't think so.
Sfox: alright everyone into the living type room so we can watch the big screen!!!
Usagi: You mean everyone is going to be able to see this?!?!
Harry: Yep no matter what you do it will be on camera
Haruka: Kinky....
*~*~*~*~* Meanwhile in the Closet*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Quatre: So why did you pick me? I'm not the best looking...
Ami: Cuz I thought you were cute and wouldn't try anything. *looks at him severely * I'd hurt you if you did...
Quatre: Well, can I at least kiss you? *blushes and expects a no *
Ami: *thinks about it * Sure why not *she glomps him against the wall, catching him by surprise *
*~*~*~*~*~*~* In the Living Type Room*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Makoto: Woohoo Go Ami!!! *starts whooping *
Galaxia: Wow, she is a freak. *looks at the senshi *Are all of you like that *
* They all blush deep red, except for Rini, who looks around. Galaxia smirks at them*
Galaxia: Cool I'm not the only one. You guys are cool now. I wont destroy your planet
Rei: Because we are freaks?
Galaxia: Yea, if you were goodie goodies I'd have to kill you all... Balance and all that *smiles and thinks about who she will get paired with. *
Rini: Am I the only innocent one here? *sighs in frustration *
Hotaru: *snickers * Innocent my ass, I remember a certain guard...
Rini: *gasps and giggles * O yea. I forgot about that... *blushes and stares off into space *
Sfox: well, since we are all here I will make some popcorn and get some sodas... I have the feeling Ami will want to stay longer than 7 minutes.... Hey Harry want to help? *winks seductively *
Harry: *hops up and runs to the kitchen * Meet ya in there!!!
Sfox: Well, time for a commercial break. Maybe by the time we get back, things will be better because from now on I am going to pick the couples... Muahahahahaha!
Please r/r. it isn't the best chappie I have written, but I am feeling in the romantic mood, so some sap had to be added, plus I am sick and on meds, so I have emotions right now...lol
p.s. sorry it took so long to update I am trying to get this all done by June at the latest. Expect another couple chappies. They will be even funnier!!! And Revenge is Sweet will be updated soon too! Greekgoddessgaea@yahoo.com
Harry: After a long long hiatus and well deserved fun time *looks wickedly at SereneFox who blushes * she has finally decided to update. So here it is!
Sfox: Disclaimer. I don't own anything anymore...save the plot...if there really is one.
Games of a Crazed Host *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Announcer dude: And here we are again, with your lovely hostess and savvy host SereneFox and Harry Potter! And after this is all over I QUIT!!!
SereneFox: *looks at the announcer guy with puppy dog eyes * Do you really want to leave little ol' me to wreak havoc on the lives of innocent people? *a tear falls *
Announcer dude: * tries to look away, finally sighs and groans in defeat* No, ok I will stay until you are done with this mess... *mumbles about needing a naked woman and a bottle of whiskey *
SereneFox: Hey this is a kids show! Watch your language. Well, not really so who the hell cares?? *Laughs and bounces around, much to Harry's delight, he gets a nose bleed * Hey whats wrong with you Harry? *Leans over and shows more cleavage, Harry passes out * Harry? *pokes him with a stick * O well. Here we go with the games!!!
Haruka: Can you please just let us go home now??? *gets on knees and begs *
Sfox: never. Not until we are finished with the games. And this is the final and best game of them all!!!
*Everyone groans, Rini and Hotaru look on in fear *
Sfox: Seven Minutes in Heaven and Seven Minutes in Hell!!! No I am going to explain the game and if anyone interrupts me *glares specifically at Makoto and Haruka, they cower in the corner * I will hurt you all.... *devil horns pop up *
*Harry wakes up * Are we ready for the new game??? *takes a peak down her shirt again and grins *
SFox: Yep! *beams * I am explaining the game unless you want to do it Harry- koi.
Harry: Eh *shrugs * Why not. Ok the purpose of this game is to draw names out of this hat *giant top hat appears * Who ever's name you get you go into a closet with them for 7 minutes and you have to do whatever is written on the list in the closet. killing each other is not allowed and it is not on the list!!! There will be no killing! *Galaxia and Setsuna look disappointed, as does Vegeta * BUT the thing is everyone else will know what is going on thanks to this hidden camera in the closet. It is listed by couple numbers of who will do what. You are not allowed to say out loud what the list says or else you will be stripped naked and the first one who wants you will have you for the night. Example, if me and SereneFox were to go into the closet and the list said "Couple No. 1, switch clothes" we have to do that while the others guess what we have to do. If she were to say what it was, we both would be sent out here and whoever wanted to have "fun" with us would get us. Understand??
*Everyone looks on blankly, Harry sighs in disgust * Fine. We will make it like the normal 7 Minutes in Heaven. Go into the closet, make out or whatever, and then come out, and the people get to pick the next couple. Better? *Everyone nods * ok first to pick a name is....Ami!
Ami: *blushes rose red * I don't want to do this! It isn't right.
Sfox: You have to or else the wheel of fate will come back out....
Ami: ok I will do it!!! Um....I guess I pick the blonde guy over there.... *points to Quatre who gulps. *
Harry: Alright off into the closet you go!!
*They both go into the closet and close the door. *
Sfox: *whispers to Harry * Do they realize the camera will still be on?
Harry: *whispers back * I don't think so.
Sfox: alright everyone into the living type room so we can watch the big screen!!!
Usagi: You mean everyone is going to be able to see this?!?!
Harry: Yep no matter what you do it will be on camera
Haruka: Kinky....
*~*~*~*~* Meanwhile in the Closet*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Quatre: So why did you pick me? I'm not the best looking...
Ami: Cuz I thought you were cute and wouldn't try anything. *looks at him severely * I'd hurt you if you did...
Quatre: Well, can I at least kiss you? *blushes and expects a no *
Ami: *thinks about it * Sure why not *she glomps him against the wall, catching him by surprise *
*~*~*~*~*~*~* In the Living Type Room*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Makoto: Woohoo Go Ami!!! *starts whooping *
Galaxia: Wow, she is a freak. *looks at the senshi *Are all of you like that *
* They all blush deep red, except for Rini, who looks around. Galaxia smirks at them*
Galaxia: Cool I'm not the only one. You guys are cool now. I wont destroy your planet
Rei: Because we are freaks?
Galaxia: Yea, if you were goodie goodies I'd have to kill you all... Balance and all that *smiles and thinks about who she will get paired with. *
Rini: Am I the only innocent one here? *sighs in frustration *
Hotaru: *snickers * Innocent my ass, I remember a certain guard...
Rini: *gasps and giggles * O yea. I forgot about that... *blushes and stares off into space *
Sfox: well, since we are all here I will make some popcorn and get some sodas... I have the feeling Ami will want to stay longer than 7 minutes.... Hey Harry want to help? *winks seductively *
Harry: *hops up and runs to the kitchen * Meet ya in there!!!
Sfox: Well, time for a commercial break. Maybe by the time we get back, things will be better because from now on I am going to pick the couples... Muahahahahaha!
Please r/r. it isn't the best chappie I have written, but I am feeling in the romantic mood, so some sap had to be added, plus I am sick and on meds, so I have emotions right now...lol
p.s. sorry it took so long to update I am trying to get this all done by June at the latest. Expect another couple chappies. They will be even funnier!!! And Revenge is Sweet will be updated soon too! Greekgoddessgaea@yahoo.com