SereneFox: Alrighty now! Here I am back in action once again! I have decided that this will be the final chapter and this game show will come to a close!

Harry: Awww, no more fun for me anymore?

Sfox: Sorry but no, no more fun, or at least until the next game fic I decide to put out. Maybe a twisted version of Wheel of Fortune. laughs maniacally A sex driven game of Fortune.

Harry: That actually sounds like a really good idea…. ponders thoughtfully

Sfox: Harry, you are such a perv glomps him and that is why you are awesome! On with the games!

Announcer dude: Alright here we are back with our finally few minutes and then I am free of this hell! cackles There are no more sponsors as they were all frightened away by our lovely, yet evil, hostess SereneFox and her diabolical co-host Harry Potter!

Sfox: Yes here we are again and sad to say it is our final "episode" moves fingers making exaggerated quotation marks After this everyone will be free to go home. But we are still playing 7 Minutes in Heaven or Hell, only now…. grins wickedly I am picking the couples. Some will be good, some will be bad. But all will be amusing. Harry, bring me the list!

Harry comes toting a clipboard with the words The List all in capitals Here you go dear, enjoy. kisses her cheek

Audience: Awwww.

M. Trunks: Does this mean that you are going to let us go and be free to continue our lives peacefully?

Sfox: nods Yes, you will all be free to go. But now points in the air, Usagi and Mina look up at nothing, Sfox quirks an eyebrow The List! Since Ami and Quatre are in there for a few more seconds I will read the names of those who will be put together. Obviously they will be excluded. They are as follows: Haruka/Vegeta, Trowa/Hermione, Yaten/Rini, Gohan/Hotaru, M.Trunks/Minako, Goku/Setsuna, Galaxia/Wufei, Rei/Taiki, Makoto/Heero, Michiru/Duo, and Usagi/Seiya. The time will also be shortened to five minutes unless I deem otherwise. pauses and nods to self

Haruka: I don't want to be with that asshole. We will kill each other. Vegeta nods in agreement, then pauses realizing what she said, glares at Haruka while she just shrugs

Harry: Well, we are the hosts and you don't really have a choice on who you are with. So there. blows a raspberry at Haruka, who looks ready to punch him

Sfox: Now now Harry don't make me have to spank you for your bad behavior… again. Harry blushes as Hermione looks at him with shock Ok now back to the people in the closet!

Camera pans to the closet where Ami and Quatre are standing and talking. Well, Quatre is standing, Ami laying on the closet shelf

Ami: So yes and that is how I figured out the quantum physics of apples.

Quatre: Um….

Ami: So tell me about you. What do you like to do?

Quatre: I like to eat apples. Can I kiss you now?

Ami: . I guess if you wanna. I dunno how tho.

Quatre: WHAT! You mean you are a total newbie to all things like…. Boy girl things? That is awesome ahem heartbreaking. Let me be the one to teach you! grins wickedly

Ami: Alright. I always like to do things in the name of experiments. Gets pulled down from the shelf and kissed passionately, when Quatre lets her go, her eyes are glazed Wow.

Meanwhile outside the closet

All the girls: shrieks OOoOoOoOo

Makoto: Go Ami I knew you were a closet freak! (A.N.: Had to put the bad pun in there, sorry. Please don't hate me!)

Galaxia: looks at Setsuna Isn't that Mercury?

Setsuna: Yep

Galaxia: I thought she was the goody goody virgin bookworm?

Setsuna: Yep

Galaxia: looks confused, then shrugs and takes another sip of her whisky

Wufei: Give me some whiskey onna. gets whacked in the head by Galaxia Give me some whiskey onna please? flinches when she pours a glass

Galaxia: I'll take what I can get from you!

BACK TO THE HOSTS

Sfox: Alrighty well it seems that we have made one couple already tonight folks and we seemed to have changed history! No longer will Ami be a virgin forever. In fact, I believe she will be popped within the next week. Yay for non virgin Sailor Scouts!

Audience is silent

Harry: Ok, well, after that is now our next couple, Haruka and Vegeta!

Vegeta: Dammit I don't want to go in that closet with that woman!

Sfox: pulls out a stick and pokes Vegeta with it You don't have a choice bub. This here is the stick of death. One touch and the victim dies in seconds.

Vegeta: So why can you hold it?

Sfox: Because pauses Because.

Contestants face vault

Haruka: Lets just go and get this over with. sighs and walks into the closet.

Vegeta growls and follows her in, the door gets slammed shut behind them, Harry grinning maniacally

In the Closet

Vegeta: So, in the closet now huh?

Haruka: I most certainly am not! Michiru and I have been open about our relationship for a very long time. Everyone who knows us knows.

Vegeta: sweatdrops That isn't exactly what I meant….

Haruka: . Oh….

Vegeta: So you like girls huh? Think you could give me any pointers?

Haruka: taken aback uh sure… not a problem. What do you want to know?

Out of the Closet

Sfox: Dammit they are whispering! They must have remembered that the camera was on in there. strains to hear them

Michiru: I wonder what they are talking about.

Rei: If I know Haruka, and as do you, you should know exactly what they are talking about.

Michiru: Oh no….. pales

Rei: You know, that Veggie fellow is kinda cute…. I wonder if he really is single.

Michiru: Dunno, ask Haruka when she comes out of the closet…..again snickers

5 Minutes Later

Haruka and Vegeta come walking out of the closet still talking

Vegeta: You can just ask and they will do that? Wow, I never knew.

Haruka: Helps to know these things when you are a woman yourself.

Vegeta: Yea I guess shrugs Hey is that purple eyed friend of your single?

Haruka: Rei?

Vegeta: I guess that is her name. Can you introduce me?

Haruka: looks hesitant She has quite the temper. looks at Rei than back to Vegeta As long as you don't tell anyone where you go that information.

Vegeta: Done deal

They shake hands and walk over to Michiru and Rei and begin talking.

Sfox: Ok and now for our next contestant, our winner of the Twister tournament and her prize, Hermione and Trowa! applauds

Hermione: Why do we have to go into the closet? We had the hotel room earlier, right?

Trowa: Yea. peers out from under bangs with one eye

Harry: Well, they do have a point Fox. We should not have to put them in a closet when they have already prolly hooked up, right 'Mione? Hermione blushes profusely while Trowa's eye get really, really wide

Hermione: Uh, yea that is our point.

Sfox: Alright alright. We will move onto the next couple and put them in the closet together. That would be looks at list Yaten and Rini. So come on guys ushers them into the closet. Get in.

Yaten: This would be so much more fun if this were with someone else. grumble

Rini: Well, we have to make due with what we have. Lets just egt this over with. goes into the closet, Yaten follows behind.

Sfox: slams the door shut behind them Alright, now to our commercial, or at least our brief break. When we come back I will have the tape from these two nods head behind her and we will watch it before the final couples go in!

Harry: drawls in a southern accent Ya'll come back now, ya hear? waves

M.Trunks: Dammit, Why do I have to be paired with the airhead?

Minako: Hey I didn't ask for you either. I'd rather be with who she is with.

M.Trunks: I have an idea starts whispering to Minako, who giggles

What will happen in the next commercial break? Just tune in to find out!

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