Bigger and Tougher, the Real Adventures
Chapter 31: A Washed Up Side of Judgment!
"The sea is an amazing place! Filled with the world's great and mighty waterways. I wonder why it's so salty…" said Elise aloud to none other than her pokemon who she let have some fresh air. It was just that moment at which familiar voices began to pervade the air.
"I can't believe you lost to that Grained bull," said a green-haired babe, not remembering what the heck that bulldog was called. It was our main man's group of pals. Woo!
Carl, who was also with her, sighed, "Spare me the details, and I believe it was called a 'Granbull'." He then noticed… "Hey Elise, how you doin'?" He smiled, as the thought of defeat left his thoughts.
"Hey guys!" Elise smiled, as she looked at her friends. "Um, where've you all been?"
"We…" Yetis began to say, but was interrupted.
"Were at the battle room. Guess which 2 numbskull men proved their lacked skills." Kim finished for him, with extreme word twisting.
"Was it Joe…?" Elise was about to ask.
"It was Carl and Yetis, duh!" she sighed, "You're truly intelligent Elise, you're a genius." She snapped with sarcasm…
… And it of course seemed to not make Elise understand at all. "Thanks!"
"Anyway!" yelled Carl, to end the struggle for power, "What are you doing out here, Elise?" he was curious.
"I was looking out at the ocean." She responded, "Isn't it beautiful?" she asked while looking out to sea.
"Well…" Yetis thought for a second, "Sure is!" He looked out to sea, noticing a few rock formations, and even mountains jutting out from the sea like a sore tooth, the kind of sore that defines that saying "pain is good for you". Upon these many rocks, the likes of pokemon of aquatic types could be found, grabbing their breaths of air, and whatever else they do on the surface world.
"Cool!" Kim agreed, "It is nicer out here than watching the losers try to 'battle valiantly'." She mocked the passing battles.
***
"Did you find our room yet, Jay? I wanna unpack and relax!" Wilbur whined.
"It's this one here!" he pointed to the number, "Let's unpack and 'stop whining'!" he emphasized, "I just hope Bonnie has no prob finding some seasickness control. I could really use some."
***
Back with our main man…
"A sight this good deserves to bless the sight of many." Carl was obviously oblivious to Kim's mockery of him, that or he was ignoring her prattle. "Alright guys! Everyone out!" he exclaimed cheerfully, as out from the pokeballs came Carl's current team, Charmeleon, Ekans, Ratatta, Sudowoodo, Chinchou, Chikorita, Drowzee, and even Magneton. After all, when you have 3 eyes, it's much more wondrous to see nature at work. "Enjoy the scenery, I'm sure you'll be much happier watching the view than the pokeball walls. Enjoy the sunset." He couldn't help but feel he was doing the right thing, well, at least for now.
That is of course, until the Captain came upon loudspeakers quite loudly, "Attention passengers, we seem to be encountering some rough waters ahead, we ask that you please be aware, and try to keep all valuables and such in safe places. Also..." it suddenly cut off and went all static for a few seconds, "We figure it shall pass in a few hours, so be careful. Thank you!"
"Carl, call back your Pokemon!" Yetis yelled with concern.
"Yea! Everyone return! Ekans, Ratatta, Chikorita, Sudowoodo, Magneton, Drowzee, Chinchou, and you too Cha…" But he was too late, Charmeleon was sent with a rough bump, and went plummeting to the water. She never stood a chance. "Oh no!" he took no time to think. He went to the side of the boat to jump right in.
"CARL!" shrieked Kim, "ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY?"
"No!" he replied calmly, "I'm just going to go save my friend before possible grievous injury, or worse. Nothing crazy bout that!" he then took the plunge, but he never got very far.
His friends were there to hold you back, and Yetis too spoke out, "I don't think you want to put your life on the line for a mere pokemon." After the initial anger, Yetis soon realized that was a BIG mistake.
"A measly POKEMON!!!" he barked with anger and rage, "I don't know why I call you people my friends, and to think I actually really began to deeply like you girls!" he then turned his head away angrily. "You're just lucky the both of you are so damn sexy!" he turned back to face his friends, and give us all some comic relief.
"You JERK!" Kim yelled, giving him a slap on the face, even as he was still standing there, living right at that edge. A huge folly was to be of that slap. For Carl lost his balance, and his foot began to slip, and he fumbled all the way down to the water. "What have I 'done'?" she became horrified, "Oh, I'm so, so sorry!" she almost began to cry. "I have to go save him!" she realized. And thinking quickly, she did something that would have easily convinced Carl to stay dry… she stripped. Although (and more importantly, sadly) not unclothed fully, it was quite enough to become a spawning ground of the very contagious beast, the gawking male. Just saying goodbye to the outer clothes, and leaving all that was beneath.
Yetis, was proof enough of the Gawk Theorem. "Hubba, hubba!" he managed to mutter, and lost in his hormonal state, he almost missed out on the fact that she was going to dive into rough and angry currents.
This is where Elise comes to the rescue. "You aren't gonna die on us too now!" she held Kim by the shoulders, being where she just barely managed to grasp. Unfortunately, this woman wasn't super strong, and after slipping grip, and hooking into what appeared to be a remaining piece of upper clothing, the bra, apparently wasn't that strong either. Our main man missed out on some valuable Gawking time, and Yetis didn't see, or notice the ripping clothes, he was lost in his own world of hormonally clouded mind.
"Huh? What happened?" Yetis suddenly came to as Kim splashed to the briny deep.
Elise's stupid side returned at that moment as well. "Kim, wait, you forgot the rest of your clothes, at least put your bra back on!" she yelled, and in a flash was also treading water. Yetis merely blinked repeatedly.
"Ooh! Kim forgot her bra. I better find her before Elise does, and see for myself!" his sexually obsessed side of judgment told him, as he too took a dive for it. "Wahoo!" hew shouted like a mental case, while performing a cannonball into the deep ocean. Where the heck are the rest of the damned boat dwellers at this time anyway? What the heck does this all mean?!
Well, that last question is easy to answer, it is the beginning of an oceanic adventure our main man will never forget, and will utterly blow away your mind, if you ever had 1 to start with. Stay tuned for the next chapter, Seaking The Surface! Don't forget to review, lest plagues find you and wreck havoc!
Chapter 31: A Washed Up Side of Judgment!
"The sea is an amazing place! Filled with the world's great and mighty waterways. I wonder why it's so salty…" said Elise aloud to none other than her pokemon who she let have some fresh air. It was just that moment at which familiar voices began to pervade the air.
"I can't believe you lost to that Grained bull," said a green-haired babe, not remembering what the heck that bulldog was called. It was our main man's group of pals. Woo!
Carl, who was also with her, sighed, "Spare me the details, and I believe it was called a 'Granbull'." He then noticed… "Hey Elise, how you doin'?" He smiled, as the thought of defeat left his thoughts.
"Hey guys!" Elise smiled, as she looked at her friends. "Um, where've you all been?"
"We…" Yetis began to say, but was interrupted.
"Were at the battle room. Guess which 2 numbskull men proved their lacked skills." Kim finished for him, with extreme word twisting.
"Was it Joe…?" Elise was about to ask.
"It was Carl and Yetis, duh!" she sighed, "You're truly intelligent Elise, you're a genius." She snapped with sarcasm…
… And it of course seemed to not make Elise understand at all. "Thanks!"
"Anyway!" yelled Carl, to end the struggle for power, "What are you doing out here, Elise?" he was curious.
"I was looking out at the ocean." She responded, "Isn't it beautiful?" she asked while looking out to sea.
"Well…" Yetis thought for a second, "Sure is!" He looked out to sea, noticing a few rock formations, and even mountains jutting out from the sea like a sore tooth, the kind of sore that defines that saying "pain is good for you". Upon these many rocks, the likes of pokemon of aquatic types could be found, grabbing their breaths of air, and whatever else they do on the surface world.
"Cool!" Kim agreed, "It is nicer out here than watching the losers try to 'battle valiantly'." She mocked the passing battles.
***
"Did you find our room yet, Jay? I wanna unpack and relax!" Wilbur whined.
"It's this one here!" he pointed to the number, "Let's unpack and 'stop whining'!" he emphasized, "I just hope Bonnie has no prob finding some seasickness control. I could really use some."
***
Back with our main man…
"A sight this good deserves to bless the sight of many." Carl was obviously oblivious to Kim's mockery of him, that or he was ignoring her prattle. "Alright guys! Everyone out!" he exclaimed cheerfully, as out from the pokeballs came Carl's current team, Charmeleon, Ekans, Ratatta, Sudowoodo, Chinchou, Chikorita, Drowzee, and even Magneton. After all, when you have 3 eyes, it's much more wondrous to see nature at work. "Enjoy the scenery, I'm sure you'll be much happier watching the view than the pokeball walls. Enjoy the sunset." He couldn't help but feel he was doing the right thing, well, at least for now.
That is of course, until the Captain came upon loudspeakers quite loudly, "Attention passengers, we seem to be encountering some rough waters ahead, we ask that you please be aware, and try to keep all valuables and such in safe places. Also..." it suddenly cut off and went all static for a few seconds, "We figure it shall pass in a few hours, so be careful. Thank you!"
"Carl, call back your Pokemon!" Yetis yelled with concern.
"Yea! Everyone return! Ekans, Ratatta, Chikorita, Sudowoodo, Magneton, Drowzee, Chinchou, and you too Cha…" But he was too late, Charmeleon was sent with a rough bump, and went plummeting to the water. She never stood a chance. "Oh no!" he took no time to think. He went to the side of the boat to jump right in.
"CARL!" shrieked Kim, "ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY?"
"No!" he replied calmly, "I'm just going to go save my friend before possible grievous injury, or worse. Nothing crazy bout that!" he then took the plunge, but he never got very far.
His friends were there to hold you back, and Yetis too spoke out, "I don't think you want to put your life on the line for a mere pokemon." After the initial anger, Yetis soon realized that was a BIG mistake.
"A measly POKEMON!!!" he barked with anger and rage, "I don't know why I call you people my friends, and to think I actually really began to deeply like you girls!" he then turned his head away angrily. "You're just lucky the both of you are so damn sexy!" he turned back to face his friends, and give us all some comic relief.
"You JERK!" Kim yelled, giving him a slap on the face, even as he was still standing there, living right at that edge. A huge folly was to be of that slap. For Carl lost his balance, and his foot began to slip, and he fumbled all the way down to the water. "What have I 'done'?" she became horrified, "Oh, I'm so, so sorry!" she almost began to cry. "I have to go save him!" she realized. And thinking quickly, she did something that would have easily convinced Carl to stay dry… she stripped. Although (and more importantly, sadly) not unclothed fully, it was quite enough to become a spawning ground of the very contagious beast, the gawking male. Just saying goodbye to the outer clothes, and leaving all that was beneath.
Yetis, was proof enough of the Gawk Theorem. "Hubba, hubba!" he managed to mutter, and lost in his hormonal state, he almost missed out on the fact that she was going to dive into rough and angry currents.
This is where Elise comes to the rescue. "You aren't gonna die on us too now!" she held Kim by the shoulders, being where she just barely managed to grasp. Unfortunately, this woman wasn't super strong, and after slipping grip, and hooking into what appeared to be a remaining piece of upper clothing, the bra, apparently wasn't that strong either. Our main man missed out on some valuable Gawking time, and Yetis didn't see, or notice the ripping clothes, he was lost in his own world of hormonally clouded mind.
"Huh? What happened?" Yetis suddenly came to as Kim splashed to the briny deep.
Elise's stupid side returned at that moment as well. "Kim, wait, you forgot the rest of your clothes, at least put your bra back on!" she yelled, and in a flash was also treading water. Yetis merely blinked repeatedly.
"Ooh! Kim forgot her bra. I better find her before Elise does, and see for myself!" his sexually obsessed side of judgment told him, as he too took a dive for it. "Wahoo!" hew shouted like a mental case, while performing a cannonball into the deep ocean. Where the heck are the rest of the damned boat dwellers at this time anyway? What the heck does this all mean?!
Well, that last question is easy to answer, it is the beginning of an oceanic adventure our main man will never forget, and will utterly blow away your mind, if you ever had 1 to start with. Stay tuned for the next chapter, Seaking The Surface! Don't forget to review, lest plagues find you and wreck havoc!