Disclaimer: I only own Leslie and her imaginary friends. And the hole Leslie dug in her backyard.

A/n: I need a new nickname for Leslie if any of you can come up with one please tell me in a review.

Waves POV

Damn you evil outer space chickens. I know it was silly to think that especially since they didn't exit but at the moment that was all I could think as I tried to free my self. I just realized something… One hand was covering my mouth and the other hand was pinning both my hands to the ground so he couldn't take off my clothes. I would be so happy if it weren't for the fact that he was squishing me. I whimpered a bit and suddenly his weight was off me. I opened my eyes to see him running off into his cabin. I sat up and started to cry not even bothering to see who had saved me from loosing my virginity.

"You ok?" I heard and realized it was Zigzag. I wiped away my eyes and looked and him with a small smile.

"I will live. He didn't get a chance to 'steal' anything. Thanks, I owe you one. Can you, um, not mention this to anybody?" I said as he helped me up. I hope he understands what I meant by 'steal'.

"I wont say a word if you don't." Zigzag said and I nodded as I wiped away the last evidence of ever crying.

"Deal." I said with a smile. This was a relief, though I don't think its healthy for me to hide my newfound fears but there is no way that I will ever show anyone my fears unless they catch me like Zigzag did. It is very rare to find me not smiling back at home so my friends tend to freak out when I don't smile. I would never let anybody know my fears even if the outer space chickens came to me and threatened to lay eggs with green yolk, which is worse than red yolk, and force me to eat it.

"Come on, Mom wants to do the personal thoughts thing tonight and I was sent to look for you." He said and I followed him to the place where we were supposed to go.

"Hey Mom. So let's get this over with." I said and sat down in the last remaining seat.

"Well, seeing that your new here why don't you tell us about yourself." Mom said and sighed.

"To put it simply I love to write stories, read, I got straight A's mainly in World Geography, Spanish 1 and World Geography. World Geography is my favorite class cause I got to learn about what life used to be like and how the Inco tribe would make a holes in peoples heads when they had a headache thinking that if they did that they would never have a headache again. How the 136 Spaniards arrived and 8,000 came out to try and steal the horses. The Inco tribe wanted to breed the horses but came out without weapons. But it didn't go as planned and 6000 out of the 8000 Inco tribe died and none of the 136 Spaniard were dead, they kidnapped the emperor who promised them a room full of gold if they set him free, when he finished his side of the agreement they tortured him to death instead of freeing him. That was the last thing I learned before being sent here. I would tell you more about them but that would take me hours. So, my favorite animals are foxes, then cats I have 6 at home. Angel, Blondie, Hissyfit, Sweets, Oreo, and The mom cat, we never gave her a name. I used to have nine but three of them mysteriously disappeared. My mom is a perfectionist and my big brother and dad make roads in different states so I only see them every three weeks for 1 week. My sister got married at 18 and is now happily living in an apartment with her husband. My little brother is in a eighth grade band and playing for parties. My original goal was to become a daycare teacher but before I came here, my goal changed into being a psychiatrist for little kids. I have 4 friends or at least used to now I have 3 seeing as one betrayed. There names were Satan, Peach, and Bitchlashes; they all called me Mom cause I acted like there mother sometimes. Oh look, a fly." I said as I got distracted by a fly that was flying by.

"Wow." Mom said. I think he was speechless.

/Gee, what makes you think that. /

"Oh its Hushy again. Hi Hushy!" I said happily.

/You sound cheerful for someone that almost got raped. /

"Nobody asked you."

"Leslie who are you talking to?" Mom asked and I blinked.

"Hushy of course! She is right there!" I said pointing at the corner where I could see a fox.

"There is nothing there." Mom answered.

"Sure there is. Can't you see the fox?" I asked.

"There is no fox. The heat is getting to you that's all." Mom said.

"What heat?"

"You haven't noticed the heat!" Armpit asked shocked.

"My house is only 4 hours away from here. Besides, try spending summer vacation in the Tropic of Cancer. Then talk to me about heat." I said calmly.

"Tropic of Cancer?" Squid asked.

"You need to learn more about World Geography. The Tropic of Cancer is an area of the earth that gets full blast of the sun. The Tropic of Cancer is about 200 miles away from where I live which makes it 98 degrees hot there." I said then realized that I was actually teaching them something… That was scary and was also the reason Gabs backstabbed me.

"You seem to be well educated." Caveman answered.

"I know. I am not exactly proud of it since that is the reason I ended up here. The person that accused me ought I was too logical and because we got into an argument about that she blamed me for something I didn't do." I said then realized that Mom had left a long time ago since he was no longer included in the conversation.

"Why were you sent here? You never told us." X-ray said and I sighed and told them about how Gabs got hurt and the argument we had had the day before.

"That's messed up. Did you tell the court?" Magnet asked.

"There was no point really who would they believe the person accused or the person hurt? Remember I know a lot of stuff and look into history to find information. People that are innocent are hardly ever believed." I said laying down in my cot to stare at the ceiling. That got them to be quiet and I got up and started to change. I took off my bra and put it in my bag then put on a long shirt to sleep with and black shorts. The shirt had a picture of a cow taking a bath. I turned around to find everyone looking away politely but by the way Zigzag was blushing I am guessing he turned away too late or peaked.

"You can turn around now." I said smiling.

"Did you have a breast operation cause your breast are huge!" Zigzag said then covered his mouth embarrassed and all the others were glaring at him.

"No these are natural I didn't have any operations." That was all I said and went face down into the pillow. I did not enjoy being a C-cup bra; they were heavy and made digging harder.

"Anyway, night all hope you liked your World Geography lesson." I said.

"Night Waves." I heard everyone say before sleep took me.

I blinked confused as I saw myself in my Spanish 1 class presenting my project, which was to find Spanish proverbs.

"No soy monedita de oro para caerles bien a todos. I chose this proverb as my favorite because my parents always want me to be perfect… but that is impossible nobody can be perfect." I saw myself say to the class with a sad expression though by the way everyone was clapping and giving me thumbs up nobody noticed.

"I guess your parents must be giving you a lot of stress." My teacher said as I turned in my project. Before I could respond she turned away and asked for another volunteer so I put it aside and sat back down to listen to the next person. I walked right past myself walk right through me before she sat down. I am very confused now how could I be there and here at the same time. I am so confused. I remember how sad I suddenly felt when I said that last part. Just the previous day my sister had gotten married and I wasn't there to see it because I was still in school. Two weeks before that she moved out after having an argument with my mom and the day after she left my mom started to teach me and my little brother how to drive even if he still had 4 years before he could actually drive and I still needed 3 years. As she taught us how to drive, she told us that we had to be absolutely perfect and better than my older siblings were. One week later, I was taken to Camp Boresville with false accusations.

I woke up with a start and looked at my watch as it flashed 3: 00 am, great it seems I am making it a habit of waking up at this time and I have only been here two days. I looked around and nobody was awake so I changed and walked out, and convinced Trout to give me breakfast I ate it in 10 minutes then went to the wreck room and sat on the roof thinking of how wrong my life had always been and how I was able to make everyone around me think that I had the most perfect life. None of my friends would ever suspect that I had had a very miserable life. None…

Fk306: That is chapter 3. Hope you all enjoyed and now for reviews. TeaCat You keep saying she is spastic I have no idea what it means. I shall look it up in the dictionary…………………………………….you think she is lacking physical coordination? She isn't like that she just doesn't want people to hurt her mentally like Gabs so she always acts the way she does. I will try my hardest to make it a Zigzag pairing but I aint making not promises. Any suggestions on a different nickname cause I agree with you Waves does suit her.

Bucky: Lauraisace here is the next chapter. Fk306 hopes it was fast enough.

Hopper: SpotlessLadybug On behalf of Fk306, I have this to say. Please don't make me eat the red yolk eggs from the outer space chickens that you will have cornering me! P.S. Hope this was soon enough.

Fk306: Thanks Hopper, couldn't have said it better myself.

Everyone: Please R and R.