Better and Tougher, the Real Adventures
Chapter 37: Dare to Pair!
Welcome back readers, just in time to read the part where Carl gets killed by an angry god! Ok, I'm only kidding, but now, we're at a moment of judgement. A glossy black serpent, a Buddhist monkey (even chimps know the path to true enlightenment), a giant stone with face arms and legs pre- attached (batteries not included), A sickeningly cute flower maiden, a red bellied bird (although... There might be a bit of a yellow streak in it), a flaming twice humped beast (Ugh, I almost had to choose a different one.), and lastly, and the very opposite 'least' was a large orange drake. And now, our 4 heros must beat these bad boys/girls with something, but what? If you cant answer this question in laymen's terms by yourself, even on your first try, you need to Reread this story (don't forget to re-review, hah!).
The big battle is about to begin! This mysterious deity, who wont show his face, (COWARD!) Is now choosing his first pokemon. "I will start this battle with Bellosom." the voice seeped through, its confidence hanging into its every word. "Kimberly," it said to sound formal, "I believe you should know which pokemon to choose."
She smiled slightly,"I do indeed," she grabbed for a pokeball,"Chikorita, just do your best." she said, not feeling too hopeful of the situation. After all, Carl and Yetis have this pokemon training for battle in their blood, meaning they have a PKMN blood type... but not really. It does mean though, that they're better suited for such endeavors in the field of battle.
"Don't expect remorse." it warned. "Bellosom, Sludge Bomb!" Oddly enough, the little flower girl managed to produce an icky ball of purple sludge. Where it came from is a big mystery that may never want solving.
"Chikorita, don't let the poisons hit you!" Kim warned "Just roll to the side, and aim a Vine Whip." she commanded, as the poisonous filth hit absolutely nothing, leaving acid burns on the ancient tiling where it dissipated. At the same time, the venomous flower maiden was about to be whipped by her mistress... but we'll tell you about that in the never (well, at this rate, maybe) to be released R version of this story. (Nah!)
"Bellosom, you're too good for this, use Sleep Powder and Sludge it again!" commanded the deity, to which the red flowers in its hair spewed forth a powdery sleeping substance, which the little leaf monster had no chance to avoid, having just dived away from being devoured by acids. It of course, was forced into sleep mode until it catches forty winks.
Kim became a bit concerned, the poisonous power of Sludge would wake Chikorita for sure, but by then it'd be too late. "Stop!" she yelled. "I give in." she sighed, almost embarrassed to have done so.
"Very well, you lose battle number 1. You have 6 more chances to try and beat me, good luck. "Carl, you're lucky victim number 2, you have the lizardry needed to battle against Dragonite." it seemed still to exhale a nasty stench of overconfidence.
"But that black snake, Ekans is..." he never got to finish, for a chuckling god knew what he was going to say.
"If you're talking about Seviper, then you are correct, but now, send out that sorry excuse for an un-evolved dragon."chuckled the voice.
"I don't have any dragons." but after a quick whisper from good old Yetis, Carl understood, and he was pissed! "You're going to eat those words! I'll make sure they choke you, and you suffocate to an ungodly death. Charmeleon, show him that size doesn't mean crap!" Carl was angry at the insult god made to his pokemon. This deity had a lot of nerve! "Start off strong with Ember!" Carl commanded, as the fire dinosaur began to make sparks by clanking its claws, and swinging its tail, aiming the resulting burst of fire right at the orange behemoth!
It winced only slightly, but didn't seem fazed "End it fast boy, I've got a schedule. Use Thunder Wave!" deity said rather calmly, as though existence hardly mattered to it, which actually makes sense if you're speaking about a god!
Sparks began to charge, surging in the antennae of the dragonite, unleash the full force of its stunning beam. "Dodge it!" Carl commanded, as the Charm-ster leapt into the air, "Hit it now with Slash attack." Carl commanded, "And don't let up, show him that you don't need to be a dragon to drag it to its grave!" 'Char!' it shouted as it unleashed the full fury of its claws. It seemed to be having some useful effect upon the great winged lizard.
"You will regret such things. Use Attract!" the deity seemed to begin taking the battle a bit more seriously now, and why not? After all, Attract was meant for desperation, and the cuts made in the dragon's soft underbelly was enough proof.
Unfortunately for Our Main Man, Attract did seem to be the disruption. All the big dragon did was just stand there, with a somewhat loving stare. It had some sort of power, so it seemed, for Charmeleon ceased the assault, and stood there, gazing back with love in its eyes. "What's going on here!!!"
"That's the move called Attract."said Yetis, "It works in devastating ways if the opponent is the other gender . This wont end well."
"The Masorga boy is correct..." the god replied.
Back in the battle, the effects of Attract seemed to be working. "Hang in there, girl!" Carl told the fire lizard, before taking time to think. 'There's got to be a way to break the love. Maybe other loving... yea right! Like I'll... I'll indeed!' the light bulb went off in Carl's semi-empty head! "Ekans, get out here and help support the battle with encouragement!" 'Ek... kans?' it looked on at his trainer in confusion, but then glanced at the battle. 'Ekans!' it shouted loudly. It was actually more of a shrill shriek! It caught everyone off guard... everyone but Charmeleon, who seemed to be back in the game. Even the Dragonite needed to cover its ears.
"Carl, you stoop so low as to cheating... for shame." the deity was not too thrilled. "You haven't broken the rules, per say, but keep that serpent from interfering!"
"Fine, Ekans, just help me cheer." to which the snake nodded, and gave the big dragon an angry glare for trying to steal his woman. But you know what happens when snakes glare... yes, flowers grow out of your nose (drip sarcasm), but in all honesty, paralyzation is a big issue, but just not enough stare time was used to give the full effect. It winced, but Carl saw that it'd be enough wincing time, "Charmeleon, I think this thing is scared, finish it off with the most powerful attack you got!" Carl said, perhaps lazy, or maybe just using this chance to learn more about Charmeleon's true arsenal and artillery. Whatever it was, it got the beast to unleash a surging stroke of extreme flames, burning the dragon to a crispy chicken dinner. But without such killing powers, the large dragon went down for the count.
"Hmm, so you taught it overheat..." the deity wondered, "I'm impressed. Yetis, it is now your turn to fight!" it paused, "And you are battling this here Numel!" he motioned to the humped one (no dirty comments allowed!) "Don't think in the least that you beat me yet. Dragonite was not quite my strongest pokemon, it wasn't even close!"Yetis merely was in thought, and was confused. "You will battle using Swinub, for both are partly ground type pokemon, see the connection? Good!" it spited evilly while our friends were in shock at the suicidal battle to be.
A/N: Another Chapter, another batch of reviews I hope. Word of note to trainer submitters: There is no 4 move limit! There's just the need to know abnormally learned moves (i.e. TMs, breeding, tutors). Otherwise, you can have most of the other regularly learned moves, but dont go overboard, remember, attacks are like responsibilities. Nobody, not even a pokemon, wants too many of them! Ass always, the review button on the bottom is always nice. Props to you reviewers as always. Keep writing, keep fighting! (Heh, it fits...)
Chapter 37: Dare to Pair!
Welcome back readers, just in time to read the part where Carl gets killed by an angry god! Ok, I'm only kidding, but now, we're at a moment of judgement. A glossy black serpent, a Buddhist monkey (even chimps know the path to true enlightenment), a giant stone with face arms and legs pre- attached (batteries not included), A sickeningly cute flower maiden, a red bellied bird (although... There might be a bit of a yellow streak in it), a flaming twice humped beast (Ugh, I almost had to choose a different one.), and lastly, and the very opposite 'least' was a large orange drake. And now, our 4 heros must beat these bad boys/girls with something, but what? If you cant answer this question in laymen's terms by yourself, even on your first try, you need to Reread this story (don't forget to re-review, hah!).
The big battle is about to begin! This mysterious deity, who wont show his face, (COWARD!) Is now choosing his first pokemon. "I will start this battle with Bellosom." the voice seeped through, its confidence hanging into its every word. "Kimberly," it said to sound formal, "I believe you should know which pokemon to choose."
She smiled slightly,"I do indeed," she grabbed for a pokeball,"Chikorita, just do your best." she said, not feeling too hopeful of the situation. After all, Carl and Yetis have this pokemon training for battle in their blood, meaning they have a PKMN blood type... but not really. It does mean though, that they're better suited for such endeavors in the field of battle.
"Don't expect remorse." it warned. "Bellosom, Sludge Bomb!" Oddly enough, the little flower girl managed to produce an icky ball of purple sludge. Where it came from is a big mystery that may never want solving.
"Chikorita, don't let the poisons hit you!" Kim warned "Just roll to the side, and aim a Vine Whip." she commanded, as the poisonous filth hit absolutely nothing, leaving acid burns on the ancient tiling where it dissipated. At the same time, the venomous flower maiden was about to be whipped by her mistress... but we'll tell you about that in the never (well, at this rate, maybe) to be released R version of this story. (Nah!)
"Bellosom, you're too good for this, use Sleep Powder and Sludge it again!" commanded the deity, to which the red flowers in its hair spewed forth a powdery sleeping substance, which the little leaf monster had no chance to avoid, having just dived away from being devoured by acids. It of course, was forced into sleep mode until it catches forty winks.
Kim became a bit concerned, the poisonous power of Sludge would wake Chikorita for sure, but by then it'd be too late. "Stop!" she yelled. "I give in." she sighed, almost embarrassed to have done so.
"Very well, you lose battle number 1. You have 6 more chances to try and beat me, good luck. "Carl, you're lucky victim number 2, you have the lizardry needed to battle against Dragonite." it seemed still to exhale a nasty stench of overconfidence.
"But that black snake, Ekans is..." he never got to finish, for a chuckling god knew what he was going to say.
"If you're talking about Seviper, then you are correct, but now, send out that sorry excuse for an un-evolved dragon."chuckled the voice.
"I don't have any dragons." but after a quick whisper from good old Yetis, Carl understood, and he was pissed! "You're going to eat those words! I'll make sure they choke you, and you suffocate to an ungodly death. Charmeleon, show him that size doesn't mean crap!" Carl was angry at the insult god made to his pokemon. This deity had a lot of nerve! "Start off strong with Ember!" Carl commanded, as the fire dinosaur began to make sparks by clanking its claws, and swinging its tail, aiming the resulting burst of fire right at the orange behemoth!
It winced only slightly, but didn't seem fazed "End it fast boy, I've got a schedule. Use Thunder Wave!" deity said rather calmly, as though existence hardly mattered to it, which actually makes sense if you're speaking about a god!
Sparks began to charge, surging in the antennae of the dragonite, unleash the full force of its stunning beam. "Dodge it!" Carl commanded, as the Charm-ster leapt into the air, "Hit it now with Slash attack." Carl commanded, "And don't let up, show him that you don't need to be a dragon to drag it to its grave!" 'Char!' it shouted as it unleashed the full fury of its claws. It seemed to be having some useful effect upon the great winged lizard.
"You will regret such things. Use Attract!" the deity seemed to begin taking the battle a bit more seriously now, and why not? After all, Attract was meant for desperation, and the cuts made in the dragon's soft underbelly was enough proof.
Unfortunately for Our Main Man, Attract did seem to be the disruption. All the big dragon did was just stand there, with a somewhat loving stare. It had some sort of power, so it seemed, for Charmeleon ceased the assault, and stood there, gazing back with love in its eyes. "What's going on here!!!"
"That's the move called Attract."said Yetis, "It works in devastating ways if the opponent is the other gender . This wont end well."
"The Masorga boy is correct..." the god replied.
Back in the battle, the effects of Attract seemed to be working. "Hang in there, girl!" Carl told the fire lizard, before taking time to think. 'There's got to be a way to break the love. Maybe other loving... yea right! Like I'll... I'll indeed!' the light bulb went off in Carl's semi-empty head! "Ekans, get out here and help support the battle with encouragement!" 'Ek... kans?' it looked on at his trainer in confusion, but then glanced at the battle. 'Ekans!' it shouted loudly. It was actually more of a shrill shriek! It caught everyone off guard... everyone but Charmeleon, who seemed to be back in the game. Even the Dragonite needed to cover its ears.
"Carl, you stoop so low as to cheating... for shame." the deity was not too thrilled. "You haven't broken the rules, per say, but keep that serpent from interfering!"
"Fine, Ekans, just help me cheer." to which the snake nodded, and gave the big dragon an angry glare for trying to steal his woman. But you know what happens when snakes glare... yes, flowers grow out of your nose (drip sarcasm), but in all honesty, paralyzation is a big issue, but just not enough stare time was used to give the full effect. It winced, but Carl saw that it'd be enough wincing time, "Charmeleon, I think this thing is scared, finish it off with the most powerful attack you got!" Carl said, perhaps lazy, or maybe just using this chance to learn more about Charmeleon's true arsenal and artillery. Whatever it was, it got the beast to unleash a surging stroke of extreme flames, burning the dragon to a crispy chicken dinner. But without such killing powers, the large dragon went down for the count.
"Hmm, so you taught it overheat..." the deity wondered, "I'm impressed. Yetis, it is now your turn to fight!" it paused, "And you are battling this here Numel!" he motioned to the humped one (no dirty comments allowed!) "Don't think in the least that you beat me yet. Dragonite was not quite my strongest pokemon, it wasn't even close!"Yetis merely was in thought, and was confused. "You will battle using Swinub, for both are partly ground type pokemon, see the connection? Good!" it spited evilly while our friends were in shock at the suicidal battle to be.
A/N: Another Chapter, another batch of reviews I hope. Word of note to trainer submitters: There is no 4 move limit! There's just the need to know abnormally learned moves (i.e. TMs, breeding, tutors). Otherwise, you can have most of the other regularly learned moves, but dont go overboard, remember, attacks are like responsibilities. Nobody, not even a pokemon, wants too many of them! Ass always, the review button on the bottom is always nice. Props to you reviewers as always. Keep writing, keep fighting! (Heh, it fits...)