Better and Tougher, the Real Adventures
Odyssey of an Enemy
Chapter 8: Girlie Action... Yay!
"Well, male!" the gym leader, Tessa mocked, "You lose..." she laughed, almost like a villain.
Mark held his arms at his sides in anger and defiant "Hmpf... What kind of Fudging gym is this anyways?" he asked angrily.
"A gym of the hidden. Most see my pokemon and call them weak. Men mostly, they have no idea what happens until its too late... fools!" she explained, "No badge for you..." she stated mockingly calm. "You all think a flower is a weak piece of trash! But you're strong, right sweetie?" she smiled to the Sunflora who still looked pumped and raring for battle. 'Sun sun!' it nodded, sticking its tongue out at Mark.
Mark blinked, confused slightly "Is that flower a dude?" he asked, returning the fainted Beedrill at long last.
"Yes it is... but unlike humans, pokemon aren't born a cruel species." she explained, though spitefully full of rage. "Its humans that sickeningly corrupt their minds!"
It was at this time, that 2 familiar faces returned to the scene. "Lo' Mark!" ... It was Keysha. She returned, smiling, young Ophy by her side. "While we were gone, we got a few tickets to see 'Finding Remo', it starts in about 2 hours... wanna come?"
Mark sighed, a bit disheartened, "Yea, sure thing." he replied with an upset sigh.
"Is the battle over?" Keysha asked, "Yea, I lost to this bitch!" he raged in an outburst.
"Oh... I'm sorry." Keysha blinked... "I guess I could have a battle if its ok with the leader."
But Tessa smiled, "For a girl like you, you're always welcome to battle..." she trailed, noticing Mark still there "You must leave, pig, you battled, now begone or I call security!"
Mark gnashed his teeth, "FINE! But I'll be back for a rematch some day!" he yelled as he ran out, filled with anger.
Ophy blinked, she's been hearing many funny words lately. "Why is Mark so sad?" she wondered. She was young, and still filled with innocence. Confused and mislead by outside influences, she was really what you could call gullible.
Keysha sighed, "I don't know, but you better make sure he's ok, alright?" she suggested.
"Ok." young Ophelia said, running outside, after Mark.
As soon as she was gone, the leader spoke "Why do you care about that man?" she asked filled with what seemed to be disappointment more than anything. "A girl like you is too pretty to want guys all over you." she stated, almost seductively... and what a statement it was.
And as you'd expect, like any straight girl (which sadly there are too many of in the universes... what, well haven't you ever heard of women swinging both ways? You bi-sexists... By the way, does she swing straight? Only I know for now...) her eyes bulged in shock, and confusion, "What?" she wondered. "I..." she was after all, like most people, not apt to dealings such as this. After all, would you be able to handle it? Didn't think so.
"Calm down, sexy." the leader smiled, hinted seduction dripping through her voice. A giggle following her words as well. "You may gladly have your battle..." the horny lesbian winked, "In fact, I'll give you the badge anyways because you look so sexy."
Keysha blinked, the fact that Tessa's constant look as though she was going to burst (uh, yea, perverts can THINK that if you WANT. Put it into any meaning you want, doesn't matter now...), the rocket rebel babe could all but blink her eyes nearly 15 times per second, and after about 23 seconds (345 blinks), she finally caught her bearings and shook her head repeatedly to bring her mind into focus. "I... I'd rather earn my badge." She, like most goodie 2shoes trainers, was chock full of 'honor'.
Tessa giggled as though she was in love, "Well, lets make this fast." she winked, her eyes filled with lust and hunger more than a thirst for battle. For hen it cu - uh, COMES to women, Tessa's is quite truly a lover, not a fighter. "If you really insist..." she winked, "I choose..." she thought for a minute, "Ledian!" she declared, as she released an odd looking insect. It was, as though it were a ladybug, kinda like Ledyba, but bigger, its arms, more developed, its feet, more suited for walking, its wings bigger, and its eyes like that of an alien. It still had the 5 spots on its back, but it was as though it was a big improvement evident from stage one, that is if it was stage 2 of such a beast. (Remember, I'm not telling you EVERYTHING!) 'Ledian!' it declared, as it stretched and punched at the air.
"A flying type..." Keysha thought, still a bit nervous from the rush of sexual, and bisexual ideals flooding and overflowing in her mind. "I'll use... Torchic!" she declared, tossing a pokeball that held the tiny chicken... or so she thought, instead, out flew a small, floating weed. It had 2 hairs which looked to be stem leaves. Its face was a reddish pink, and it looked as though it was lighter than the wind. 'Hoppip!' it stated, which caused Keysha's eyes to go wide as she blinked. "I thought I switched you!" she grumbled.
"Ooh!" the leader said with interest, "A hoppip. Nice." she said, her voice completely in a serious tone, not even one percent sarcasm. "Have a bit of faith in those that look frail. They are usually the one's that have the most power." she commented, noticing Keysha's distaste for Hoppip. "Battle me, and you might learn how strong it is." Tessa said, her tone now serious, as seduction disintegrates fully. "I bet you can do it..." she smirked now, "Because now, you have no choice."
"Oh great!" the rebel rockette grunted, "I gotta use this wimp!" and as she emphasized wimp, the small cotton weed looked upset. 'Hop...' it looked downwards at the ground.
"You should have a bit of respect." the wise gym leader said, "Pokemon are like men, if you don't work 'em to their full potential, you're screwed!" she said with a sense of negativity and fear. She sighed, "If you've been thinking of Hoppip as a sweeper, you have another thing coming to you."
Keysha looked at Tessa oddly for this. "You aren't making sense. A pokemon is best when attacking, I thought?" she glanced still dumbstruck.
"You have much to learn my pretty young trainer." she chuckled, "I will show you how an aggressor style doesn't always win." she paused, as Ledian grew bored of waiting, tapping its foot upon the air where its wings flitted. "Sorry, Ledian, I guess it was a boring speech." she told the bug, who merely shrugged its shoulders, as if to say 'No biggie.' "The battle begins!"
"In that case," Keysha began, "Hoppip, use Tackle!" Keysha commanded, as the grass pokemon sighed, and flew towards its target with speed.
But would speed be enough? "Ledian, use Detect." Tessa ordered, forcing the bug to calculate with precision the weed's path. It sidestepped at the last second, causing Hoppip to collide with the wall. It was squished, but not dead, heck it was still alive too. "See, rushing blindly will not work on me, even if you are a hottie."
"This battle's going to be tougher than I thought..." realized Keysha, "I don't think I can win..." she sighed as the cliffhanger decided to find its home here, of all places.
A/N: Update time? Well, I'm a busy guy, I've got priorities, like college, and a dad who thinks I'm too lazy. Things'll hopefully pick up, really.
I'm at 100th review and beyond! A few words if I may: Firstly, what the heck took you people? I see stories with 20 chapters and nearly 80 reviews, I see stories with 30 chapters and 400 reviews, and then I see me falling behind fast. I'm going to need to know why this's happening. So tell your friends, tell your friends' friends, tell them to pick your nose... uh, don't do that. On such a note, I feel it's the early chapters that drive people away from the good stuff. I'm considering a revamp of the early chapters, but I need to know which ones sucked. Be brutally honest, I'm strong enough to take it. I think it was from around chapters 5 to about 18 or 20 that thing were in suckville, but I need your help on this.
Yes, like the legendary made up birds, new made up pokemon will be found. I might allow you viewers to submit ideas, but few of you have a sense of balance, though I may be wrong. Speaking of such, no more trainer submissions, at least for now. We'll see some of the other good ones when our main man returns to action.
Movie Preview! Any chapter I make a parody of a real movie/tv show/funny web cartoon/web comic/book/etc. I'll give a slight parody synopsis as if it were a real preview.
Finding Remo: Just when you thought you understood fish pokemon... *a picture of a goldeen is shown, and it suddenly slaps the face of another Goldeen with its front fin. "Bad!" It yells to the other Goldeen.* Join Remo *shows a Remoraid*, Joeb *a shark*, and many other freaky fish on the fishy adventure you'll never forget in 'Finding Remo' In theaters now, rated PG!
Anyways, the usual is usual. Remember to review, and keep writing. After all, I might just review YOU! Eh? You'd like that? Well, it's 3AM, I'm gonna drop, so review, and get a glimpse at new pokemon soon...
Odyssey of an Enemy
Chapter 8: Girlie Action... Yay!
"Well, male!" the gym leader, Tessa mocked, "You lose..." she laughed, almost like a villain.
Mark held his arms at his sides in anger and defiant "Hmpf... What kind of Fudging gym is this anyways?" he asked angrily.
"A gym of the hidden. Most see my pokemon and call them weak. Men mostly, they have no idea what happens until its too late... fools!" she explained, "No badge for you..." she stated mockingly calm. "You all think a flower is a weak piece of trash! But you're strong, right sweetie?" she smiled to the Sunflora who still looked pumped and raring for battle. 'Sun sun!' it nodded, sticking its tongue out at Mark.
Mark blinked, confused slightly "Is that flower a dude?" he asked, returning the fainted Beedrill at long last.
"Yes it is... but unlike humans, pokemon aren't born a cruel species." she explained, though spitefully full of rage. "Its humans that sickeningly corrupt their minds!"
It was at this time, that 2 familiar faces returned to the scene. "Lo' Mark!" ... It was Keysha. She returned, smiling, young Ophy by her side. "While we were gone, we got a few tickets to see 'Finding Remo', it starts in about 2 hours... wanna come?"
Mark sighed, a bit disheartened, "Yea, sure thing." he replied with an upset sigh.
"Is the battle over?" Keysha asked, "Yea, I lost to this bitch!" he raged in an outburst.
"Oh... I'm sorry." Keysha blinked... "I guess I could have a battle if its ok with the leader."
But Tessa smiled, "For a girl like you, you're always welcome to battle..." she trailed, noticing Mark still there "You must leave, pig, you battled, now begone or I call security!"
Mark gnashed his teeth, "FINE! But I'll be back for a rematch some day!" he yelled as he ran out, filled with anger.
Ophy blinked, she's been hearing many funny words lately. "Why is Mark so sad?" she wondered. She was young, and still filled with innocence. Confused and mislead by outside influences, she was really what you could call gullible.
Keysha sighed, "I don't know, but you better make sure he's ok, alright?" she suggested.
"Ok." young Ophelia said, running outside, after Mark.
As soon as she was gone, the leader spoke "Why do you care about that man?" she asked filled with what seemed to be disappointment more than anything. "A girl like you is too pretty to want guys all over you." she stated, almost seductively... and what a statement it was.
And as you'd expect, like any straight girl (which sadly there are too many of in the universes... what, well haven't you ever heard of women swinging both ways? You bi-sexists... By the way, does she swing straight? Only I know for now...) her eyes bulged in shock, and confusion, "What?" she wondered. "I..." she was after all, like most people, not apt to dealings such as this. After all, would you be able to handle it? Didn't think so.
"Calm down, sexy." the leader smiled, hinted seduction dripping through her voice. A giggle following her words as well. "You may gladly have your battle..." the horny lesbian winked, "In fact, I'll give you the badge anyways because you look so sexy."
Keysha blinked, the fact that Tessa's constant look as though she was going to burst (uh, yea, perverts can THINK that if you WANT. Put it into any meaning you want, doesn't matter now...), the rocket rebel babe could all but blink her eyes nearly 15 times per second, and after about 23 seconds (345 blinks), she finally caught her bearings and shook her head repeatedly to bring her mind into focus. "I... I'd rather earn my badge." She, like most goodie 2shoes trainers, was chock full of 'honor'.
Tessa giggled as though she was in love, "Well, lets make this fast." she winked, her eyes filled with lust and hunger more than a thirst for battle. For hen it cu - uh, COMES to women, Tessa's is quite truly a lover, not a fighter. "If you really insist..." she winked, "I choose..." she thought for a minute, "Ledian!" she declared, as she released an odd looking insect. It was, as though it were a ladybug, kinda like Ledyba, but bigger, its arms, more developed, its feet, more suited for walking, its wings bigger, and its eyes like that of an alien. It still had the 5 spots on its back, but it was as though it was a big improvement evident from stage one, that is if it was stage 2 of such a beast. (Remember, I'm not telling you EVERYTHING!) 'Ledian!' it declared, as it stretched and punched at the air.
"A flying type..." Keysha thought, still a bit nervous from the rush of sexual, and bisexual ideals flooding and overflowing in her mind. "I'll use... Torchic!" she declared, tossing a pokeball that held the tiny chicken... or so she thought, instead, out flew a small, floating weed. It had 2 hairs which looked to be stem leaves. Its face was a reddish pink, and it looked as though it was lighter than the wind. 'Hoppip!' it stated, which caused Keysha's eyes to go wide as she blinked. "I thought I switched you!" she grumbled.
"Ooh!" the leader said with interest, "A hoppip. Nice." she said, her voice completely in a serious tone, not even one percent sarcasm. "Have a bit of faith in those that look frail. They are usually the one's that have the most power." she commented, noticing Keysha's distaste for Hoppip. "Battle me, and you might learn how strong it is." Tessa said, her tone now serious, as seduction disintegrates fully. "I bet you can do it..." she smirked now, "Because now, you have no choice."
"Oh great!" the rebel rockette grunted, "I gotta use this wimp!" and as she emphasized wimp, the small cotton weed looked upset. 'Hop...' it looked downwards at the ground.
"You should have a bit of respect." the wise gym leader said, "Pokemon are like men, if you don't work 'em to their full potential, you're screwed!" she said with a sense of negativity and fear. She sighed, "If you've been thinking of Hoppip as a sweeper, you have another thing coming to you."
Keysha looked at Tessa oddly for this. "You aren't making sense. A pokemon is best when attacking, I thought?" she glanced still dumbstruck.
"You have much to learn my pretty young trainer." she chuckled, "I will show you how an aggressor style doesn't always win." she paused, as Ledian grew bored of waiting, tapping its foot upon the air where its wings flitted. "Sorry, Ledian, I guess it was a boring speech." she told the bug, who merely shrugged its shoulders, as if to say 'No biggie.' "The battle begins!"
"In that case," Keysha began, "Hoppip, use Tackle!" Keysha commanded, as the grass pokemon sighed, and flew towards its target with speed.
But would speed be enough? "Ledian, use Detect." Tessa ordered, forcing the bug to calculate with precision the weed's path. It sidestepped at the last second, causing Hoppip to collide with the wall. It was squished, but not dead, heck it was still alive too. "See, rushing blindly will not work on me, even if you are a hottie."
"This battle's going to be tougher than I thought..." realized Keysha, "I don't think I can win..." she sighed as the cliffhanger decided to find its home here, of all places.
A/N: Update time? Well, I'm a busy guy, I've got priorities, like college, and a dad who thinks I'm too lazy. Things'll hopefully pick up, really.
I'm at 100th review and beyond! A few words if I may: Firstly, what the heck took you people? I see stories with 20 chapters and nearly 80 reviews, I see stories with 30 chapters and 400 reviews, and then I see me falling behind fast. I'm going to need to know why this's happening. So tell your friends, tell your friends' friends, tell them to pick your nose... uh, don't do that. On such a note, I feel it's the early chapters that drive people away from the good stuff. I'm considering a revamp of the early chapters, but I need to know which ones sucked. Be brutally honest, I'm strong enough to take it. I think it was from around chapters 5 to about 18 or 20 that thing were in suckville, but I need your help on this.
Yes, like the legendary made up birds, new made up pokemon will be found. I might allow you viewers to submit ideas, but few of you have a sense of balance, though I may be wrong. Speaking of such, no more trainer submissions, at least for now. We'll see some of the other good ones when our main man returns to action.
Movie Preview! Any chapter I make a parody of a real movie/tv show/funny web cartoon/web comic/book/etc. I'll give a slight parody synopsis as if it were a real preview.
Finding Remo: Just when you thought you understood fish pokemon... *a picture of a goldeen is shown, and it suddenly slaps the face of another Goldeen with its front fin. "Bad!" It yells to the other Goldeen.* Join Remo *shows a Remoraid*, Joeb *a shark*, and many other freaky fish on the fishy adventure you'll never forget in 'Finding Remo' In theaters now, rated PG!
Anyways, the usual is usual. Remember to review, and keep writing. After all, I might just review YOU! Eh? You'd like that? Well, it's 3AM, I'm gonna drop, so review, and get a glimpse at new pokemon soon...