A/N: Hiiiiiiii! OMG, I'm sooo HYPER today! O.o

Here's chappie...what is it...4? Yup, 4! And BTW, things get seriously U-G-L-Y between Bijou and Sparkle! HOLY SHIT! I just spoiled it! Damn you, CG101. DAMN YOU!

Okay, here you go.

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Chapter 4: So Much For "Friendly Competition!"

"Hiii, Biiijoooouuuu!"

The voice sent chills down Bijou's spine and raised her fur with anger. Her eyes could've turned blood-red as Sparkle strolled up from behind her. Both girls somehow ended up at the pond nearby the clubhouse. Bijou had decided if she moped in her cage all day, the Ham-Hams would surely come to see her. And she was not in the mood to see ANY-one!

Sparkle was swinging her hips as she strolled towards Bijou, causing every guy she passed by start to drool. Bijou almost threw up her breakfast...if she even had any! The french girl stood up, and wiped the tears before Sparkle could see them.

"What do you want, Sparkle?" Bijou's voice was so cold, it surprised her. "Bijou! Now there's no use for such harsh voice tones!" Sparkle gasped in a fake voice. Fake. Just like her. Bijou thought. "I'll ask you again Sparkle. What do you want?" Bijou demanded, her voice still low and deadly.

"Well now, that you asked, I'm here to tell you some wonderful news!" Sparkle squealed. Bijou was pretty sure what it was. "I told Hamtaro I liked him yesterday!" That air-sucked-out-of-my-stomach feeling came back. Sparkle came to her face. "Just wanted to let you know first!"

"And...and what did he say?" she asked weakly. Bijou never did figure out his response. "What do you think? It's so obvious that the perfect girl-ham for Hamtaro is someone smart, beautiful, talented, funny, irresistable, and knows how to keep him happy!" Sparkle smirked at Bijou.

"Everything I am, and you're not!"

"Excuser moi?" Bijou's cold voice rose. "Oh, don't give me that french crap, Bi-jou!" Sparkle snapped. They didn't know it, but hamsters passing by had started to gather around the arguing girls. By now, a crowd was surrounding them.

"It's so obvious you like him! But it's too bad Hamtaro loves me! You're nothing but his 'French Friend' so I suggest you give it up!" Bijou took a step forward, her body trembling with pure rage.

"Zee only reason guys like you so much eez because you're nozzing but a useless prostitute! You use boys like dolls and toss zhem away like trash! And how do you know Hamtaro likes you? Did he saaay anything?"

Sparkle glared at her. "Look who's talking! All you do is seduce guys with your stupid french attitude, your stupid accent, your stupid hair, your stupid ribbons and your stupid girly-girliness! You are such a priss! What guys want these days are real women, not little kindergarten wannabees!"

That's where she cracked. Bijou let out a scream of rage and attacked. She slammed Sparkle to the ground. The crowd exploded into sounds of "OHHHHHHHHHHH'S!" Sparkle let out a frightened squeal. "SHUT UP,YOU LITTLE SLUT!" Bijou bitch-slapped her. Fury took over Sparkle's soul. Nobody bitch-slapped Sparkle and got away with it!

Sparkle screamed and kicked Bijou off of her. She pounced on Bijou and started to pull at her pigtails. Tears of pain sprung into Bijou's eyes. She grabbed Sparkle's hair and pulled them as close to the floor as she could possibly go. They started to roll around the ground, punching, scratching, screaming, and cursing anomynous rated R words at one another.

The crowd went wild. Some hamsters sreamed out, "CAAAAAAAT FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" to attract their friends. The louder they got, the more hamsters piled up to watch the fight. They scurried up in the trees to get a bird's eye view. Others spread out from the ground.

Bijou slapped Sparkle to distract her. Then, she rolled away from her and started punching her like there was no tomorrow. "Daaaammmn! That french girl's beating the crap out of her!" a hamster screamed out. "I know!" another cried. Bijou payed no mind. She was too busy getting revenge. And damn, it felt good!

♥ About a moment ago... ♥

"GUYS!GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUUUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSSSS!" Howdy and Dexter burst through the door, out of breath. "What is it?" Boss asked, looking up. The two boys had just interrupted the peace and quietness of the clubhouse with the sound of the door slamming open.

"Pants...Cat...fight...pant...by the...pond!" Howdy choked out. "What! A cat fight?" Panda seemed interested. So did everyone else. "So, what about it?" Pashmina asked. "No...you don't get it! Bijou...pants...Bijou and Sparkle are there!" Dexter blurted out. "Bijou and Sparkle?" the Ham-Hams chorused.

"No way...that means they have front row seats!" Crystal smiled. "Where are they?" Cappy squealed. "By the pond!" By now, Howdy and Dexter had caught their breaths.

"We heard that the two girls who are fighting are screaming shit at each other!" Howdy added. "Oh my God! Let's go before they start fist-fighting! We could use a juicy cat fight!" Sandy suggested excitedly.

"Wait! What about Hamtaro, Stan and Oxnard? They're not here yet!" Pashmina exclaimed. "I'm sure they're at the fight. The crowd is getting bigger and bigger by the minute!" Dexter pointed out.

"In that case, let's see the fight! I'm sure Bijou and Sparkle can tell us who's fighting who when we get there!" Sandy squealed as they ran out. (A/N: Well aren't YOU in for a surprise! --.--' )

♥ Outside... ♥

"What's with the crowd? They're blocking our way to the clubhouse!" Stan complained as he, Hamtaro and Oxnard saw a huge crowd of hamsters come into view not too far ahead of them. "Whoa, they sure are going crazy!" Oxnard winced at the screams shattering into his ears. "Obviously, something big is going on!" Hamtaro piped up.

"Stan!" the boys whirled around to see the Ham-Hams. "Oh Crys! What's up?" Stan smiled and high-fived Crystal as she caught up to them. "Any idea what the heke they're yelling about?" Hamtaro pointed behind him. "Yeah, there's a cat fight! Probably the biggest one of the year!" Sandy answered.

"GET HER, FRENCH GIRL!"

"FRENCH GIRL!" the gang repeated. "That did not sound good!" Pashmina squeaked out quietly. They ran towards the crowd.

"Ow!"

"Excuse me...ow...e-excuse me...EXCUSE ME, DAMNIT!"

"OUCHICHI!"

"Hey kid, move your ass!"

"Watch the foot, ham-dude! I just got a pedicure!"

"HEY! No pushing!"

"Move it! My friend's in there!"

After a few minutes of pushing, shoving and squeezing through the stubborn-ass crowd, the Ham-Hams got one hell of a surprise. Bijou and Sparkle were on top of each other, practically clawing at each other's eyes!

"BIJOU! SPARKLE! STOP IT!" Crystal yelled. Hamtaro, Stan and Boss jumped into the fight and eventually pulled the girls out of each other's grasp.

"Girls! Girls! Girls! Cut it out! Now, what is going on?" Boss demanded. The crowd hushed down. "Alright, alright, peoples! Nothing to see here!" Pashmina tried to wave them away. They didn't move.

"GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" Sandy and Crystal threatened. They fled.

"Bij, what happened?" Stan asked Bijou. He was holding back Bijou, Hamtaro was holding back Sparkle and Boss was in the middle in case one of them tried to massacre the other.

"THAT SON OF A BITCH! SHE STOLE ZEE ONLY PERSON I EVER LOVED!" Bijou screeched, struggling to get free from Stan's strong grasp. Crystal helped him hold her down. "Bij! Bij, relax!" Crystal soothed.

"Ohh, Hamtaro!" Sparkle started to sob on Hamtaro's chest. "Hamtaro, she tried to kill me! Bijou was the one who started the fight! I-I didn't take anything from her!" Bijou could see the fakeness in her voice.

"SHUT ZEE HELL UP, SPARKLE! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ZEE ONLY REASON WE FOUGHT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO TELL ME ABOUT YOU AND HAMTARO'S RELATIONSHIP AND RUB EET IN MY FACE!" Bijou screamed. "YOU'RE NOZZING BUT A FAKE!"

"WHAT?" Hamtaro was shocked. Sparkle was lying about him and her?

Tears started to brim the corners of Bijou's eyes. She pushed Stan and Crystal off of her. "Well, guess what? You win." Bijou pulled off the two blue ribbons in her hair. "Here are zee ribbons you gave me for my birthday, Hamtaro. Take zhem back...and give zhem to your new girl-ham!"

With tears streaming down her face, Bijou threw the ribbons on the floor, spun around and ran off.

"Bijou!"

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A/N: OMG! Did you know I typed up this chappie in like, two days? Wow, I'm fast! Review please!

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