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Death to Bender
Authors Note: This Story Contains The Many Ways Of Benders Death But… Is He Really Gone?
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Chapter Two: Bender And The Giant Amazons.
It's the afternoon and the professor walks in to the living room with Fry, Bender, Amy, and Leela. Fry and Bender were drunk as hell as usual and hitting on Amy and Leela. "Good news everyone. We have a delivery on The Planet of Amazonia." Said the professor. " What Last time we went there Fry was almost killed!" said Leela in shock. " That's why Fry and Bender will unload the cargo and get there asses back on the ship while you and Amy deliver it." Said the Professor. " Ok it sounds like a good enough plan" Leela says. " Good then your off" said the professor and they were gone by the hour.
On the ship Fry and Bender were snooping around in the Cargo holding area on the ship and accidentally opened the huge crate that they were delivering. They looked in and saw, believe it or not, Asians(the small dicked bastards). "What the fuck are Asians doing in this fucking crate" Fry said. "Cool we're finally getting rid of some of the fucking Japs in this Damn country." Said Bender.
Back on the upper levels of the ship they were almost at their destination. When they landed on the planet, Fry and Bender unloaded the cargo and got back on the ship. The girls then took the cargo into the woods heading to the Amazon village. Back on the ship Fry and Bender decided to test the ships abilities and started firing lasers at trees. Behind the ship came a giant creature and rammed the ship causing Bender to fall out and get shot by a laser. Bender then went soaring into the woods.
Bender landed on the main building in the Amazon village right in a jail cell. The Amazons found him and sentenced him to death by snu-snu again. But he said that he has no balls or a dick so they couldn't do it but the amazons were one step ahead of him this time around and attached a big metal dick to him and took him to the snu-snu spot. A hundred women and many snu-snu's later Bender was a lifeless metal body of what he once was. Then the girls finally got to the village with the package and saw what the Amazonians had done to Bender. They took his body and took it to the ship and went home to plan the funeral.
Back at the office they were making the arrangements for Benders burial and they made a mistake. "So did Bender want gold or diamonds for his casket?" asked Leela. "Gold" said Amy. "DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID ASS BICTH. I TOLD YOU I WANTED PURE DIAMONDS. DAMNIT IF YOU WOULD GET YOUR EYES OFF LEELA'S TITS YOU COULD CONCENTRAITE." Bender came barging in through the closet and smacked Amy across the face with what was left of his metal dick.