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Death to Bender
Authors Note: This Story Contains The Many Ways Of Benders Death But… Is He Really Gone?
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Chapter 3: Bender and The Car Factory.
As we all know Bender runs on alcohol. But what happens when even he finds a beer that gets him drunk as hell? Well this event happened not long ago. Bender was walking down the street to the robot apartment center where he lived with Fry. Fry wasn't there though. He and Leela had been dating for a while so know and days Fry spent the night at her house. So Bender, being bored and lonely, went down the street to a knew bar that had opened. There he ordered the most alcoholic drink there was, The Alco-Mega Drink. When he had finished drinking his drink he tried to get up but being drop dead drunk he fell to the floor and landed on a broken beer bottle. Bender was in major pain but he started hugging the bottle. Everyone around started laughing and throwing other shit at him. Eventually Bender was sick of it and opened his mouth to talk but all that came out was "Bite my shiny metal ass……….bitches." Well a little after 2 that morning Bender stumbled into the street and was hit by a speeding unicycle. Bender went hurdling though the air and guess what he did. He waved his hands like he just didn't care( At this time he was drunk enough not to feel anything). But after all of that he went hurdling toward the ford car dealership but at the last minute said, "What the fuck I ain't going to no ford place them cars aren't fit to bite my shiny metal ass!" so at the last minute he changed course and fell into the Toyota dealership across the street. There he was killed and made into the ugliest hover truck you can imagine. The hover truck was sold to Planet Express for about 3 cents and 2 Lumps of dirt. The whole gang took a drive in it and Amy accidentally said "This truck is hideous is it a ford?" right then the truck slammed on brakes and Amy was sent through the windshield. " I ain't no damn ford to stupid ass homo fucking bitch said the truck in anger and drove over her stupid ass and went back to Planet Express.