Title: A Serious Misunderstanding
Genre: Comedy
Theme: Calling His Bluff, Week #27
Word Count: 247
Rating: PG
Pairing: Miroku/OC (one-sided)
Summary: What! This girl looked more like a man than any he had ever seen before! His eye twitched as he realized something: it was a man!
They were in yet another village and there were as many pretty young flowers about as he had ever seen in his whole life. It was so hard to pick which one to ask his favorite question first. His companions were busy looking for clues as to the whereabouts of Naraku and he was too…after he was done here that is.
Thoughtfully, he walked through the crowd of men and women, trying to find the most beautiful of them all. Suddenly he spotted a woman with an hourglass figure. Her back was to him, but he was sure that her face was as beautiful as her curves.
He patted her butt, "Miss, would you do me the honor of bearing my children?"
The muscles under his eyes twitched in shocked disgust as the woman turned toward him in a flurry, letting him get a good look at her features for the first time. Her lips looked swollen and when she smiled at him, she revealed a large gap between her two front teeth. Her nostrils were large and hair stuck out from them so that it appeared that there were bushes stuck up them. Her eyes were slitted and unusually slanted, even for someone from Japan, making her appear somewhat snake-like. She glowed as she grasped Miroku's hands gleefully in her own and babbled a happy 'yes.'
Miroku was in total shock, staring dumbly at her, his mouth open and his eyes wide. What had he done!